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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Christmas Eve (S03E03)

"Hey. Dina, is something wrong?"
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"That is a normal barn baby"
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"No, below average."
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"What a stupid, stupid dummy I am."
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"Guess that brings us to this little gentleman."
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"Born with a simple destiny..."
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"She... could... go... all... the... way!"
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"for two months to solve this problem."
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"but I just don't get why people make such a big deal out of Christmas."
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"It's not about a day."
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"- It's just a sucky year. - The doctors aren't sure"
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"- the voltage tester, please? - But I do have to say"
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"No. I mean, maybe."
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"or skydiving, or, like,"
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"All right, well, that was just a idea."
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"So would you mind stepping away from the door?"
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"Listen, Glenn, I know what you're trying to do."
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"But I'm actually trying to limit my carbs right now."
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"- So just... - Just try it."
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"- Narc alert. - Oh, it's the fun police."
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"I mean, it's nothing personal, but..."
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"I don't understand"
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"I mean, now you're just stealing my alcohol."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, hey, man. Merry Christmas."
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"Oh, wow. Thank you, Garrett."
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"Thank you."
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"You know? So you don't... you don't have"
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"- That would be a gift. - Ha! Yeah."
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"out of his coma and winked at me,"
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"- Uh-huh. - Did you check the twitch"
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"to stop talking, or it's possible"
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"I don't know."
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"All right, listen, it is dangerously"
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"cold out here, and I cannot turn"
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"You'll be warm inside."
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"- Yeah, but weren't you 19? - Still a teen."
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"Okay, well, we're not in stupid Angola, Marcus."
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"Uh, good, 'cause you wouldn't last"
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"drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks,"
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"It was awesome."
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"No, I'm at her place. Um, what did you want?"
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"and then you put your shoes on my couch."
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"Apparently Santa's Christmas cheer level was at a .08."
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"Maybe Santa has to drink because Mrs. Claus"
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"Well, I've come up with my New Year's resolutions..."
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"Always, like, lurking around,"
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"Adam got with that?"
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"Good for him."
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"Oh, there won't be a next tour."
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"- at close range. - Oh, God."
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"that you're home for the birth of your baby."
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"Hey, uh, thank you for your service."
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"- I Googled that! No results! - We have to go."
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"- on your night stand? - Come on, guys."
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"Oh, right, of course, because if we do, Santa..."
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"Candy cane!"
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"- Oh, yes! - Boom, boom."
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"Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking."
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"Yeah, just always assume we're talking about Bridgett's house."
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"- Later, suckers! - We're free!"
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"Okay."
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"Great, and then what?"
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"- the look on his face. - Yas, queen!"
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"What, are you kidding me? I don't weigh 150 pounds."
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"- when we get back. - Amy?"
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"You're honestly claiming"
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"What the [bleep] is wrong with you?"
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"This coffee is... terrible."
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"So I bet you guys are wondering why we're here."
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"Okay, guys, it's fine. Look, Adam's moving on."
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"Okay, we should sit."
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"Yeah, yeah. Fine."
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"I only take my trash out"
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"I want to say... seven. Is that..."
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"Quick, take something! Hurry, come on!"
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"Go, go!"
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"Go, go, go, go!"
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"- Go! - There I go!"
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"of my ex-husband's girlfriend!"
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"Jeez. Maybe my Christmas present"
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"that's open all night Christmas Eve."
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"Yeah, I could..."
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"I could stay at, like, a creepy motel nearby."
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"maybe we'll hit it off, and you'll end up at my place."
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"on a pool scholarship."
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"You guys! Jerry's out of his coma!"
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"I'll be right there."
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"You know the rules. No religious crap in the store."
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"Religious cr... Oh, this?"
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"This is just a winter barn display."
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"With a Baby Jesus and Three Wise Men?"
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"and three men of average intelligence."
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"No, average."
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"Oh, wow. Well, I feel foolish."
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"It's an honest mistake."
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"I can't believe that I thought"
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"this guy was a wise man."
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"You're not that stupid."
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"you'd probably be pretty upset if I did this."
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"- Yeah, I probably would be. - Probably would be, yeah."
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"And I-I guess then you'd also be upset if I did this."
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"Oh!"
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"His head popped off."
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"It's so much fun kicking them."
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"- Isn't it? - Yeah."
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"Okay, could you just..."
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"to be punted across a Cloud 9 store."
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"Wait, give me that! That's Baby Jesus!"
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"That is sweet little Baby Jesus!"
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"They're all dolls, Glenn."
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"Come on, I don't know if it's a bulb or a stripped wire."
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"Glenn, you've been trying"
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"I really don't think you're gonna crack it"
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"My grandmother would kill me for saying this,"
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"- What? - I mean, real talk..."
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"Christmas is pretty disappointing and overhyped."
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"- You don't like "Star Wars"? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Can we just one-at-a-time this?"
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"on the year we shared and celebrating it."
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