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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Christmas Eve (S03E03)

"Yeah, kind of. Yeah."
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"Well, get ready to die."
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"Not because I'm gonna kill you,"
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"just 'cause it... it's a really fun story."
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"Um, I told my coworkers"
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"that I stole a car in 10th grade,"
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"and they didn't believe me."
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"So I just need Adam to verify that."
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"She did. 10th grade."
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"Well, there you go. It happ... it happened."
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"So you drove a shopping cart three miles"
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"through the freezing cold to..."
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"Maybe you should tell us why you're here, Adam,"
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"with little miss tight sweater and her disgusting coffee,"
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"which if I could just get a top-up..."
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"Uh, sure. Yes."
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"Um, okay. Well, this is awkward."
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"But me and Bridge have been seeing each other."
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"Wow."
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"Bridge. Okay."
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"I didn't know if... if I was supposed to tell you."
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"It's not like there's a-a rulebook for this kind of..."
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"Oh, what about the rulebook of respect?"
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"- That's... No, I... - Oh, please."
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"Do you roast your own beans?"
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"I'm moving on, too."
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"I just started taking skydiving lessons."
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"So we're both killing it. We should go."
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"We have to wait for the scooter to charge."
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"You wouldn't happen to have a scale we could use, would you?"
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"Forget it."
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"- You okay? - Huh? Yeah."
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"Okay, 'cause you look a little bit"
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"like a disgruntled Keebler Elf"
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"about to shoot up the tree house."
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"It's just... it's like he wants to be mad at me,"
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"so he just comes up with these little excuses."
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"You know, like, he'll... he'll take the trash out"
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"when it's half full just so he can be like,"
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""There's another thing Jonah didn't do.""
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"when it topples over like a Jenga tower."
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"Right? Thank you. Maybe we should be roommates."
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"Well, I'd have to run your credit check."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"What's your debt-to-income ratio?"
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"- That is not good. - Is that bad? No?"
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"- No. - Well, I ran into"
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"a lot of trouble with my, uh, Eddie Bauer Discover card."
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"- College. - Yeah."
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"- Well... - Yep."
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"- That was mortifying for you. - Mm-hmm, I was there, Dina."
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"Wow. I don't know what the hell that was."
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"Okay, that was crazy."
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"- What are you doing? - I told you."
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"I'm Craymie. Year of Craymie!"
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"- Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"Yas, queen!"
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"I took this from the lawn"
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"Whoo!"
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"So you put water in his shampoo?"
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"I was diluting it to make more, okay?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Wow, I am the worst roommate ever."
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"I mean, I wouldn't call you great."
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"- Yeah. - But at least..."
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"Nope, I got nothing."
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"to Garrett should be a night off from me."
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"Well, I know this dive bar"
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"They have a pool table and one of those video poker machines..."
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"Oh."
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"That's just sexual for no reason."
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"Oh, well, that sounds festive."
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"Yeah, yeah, or, I don't know,"
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"So you guys stole her lawn ornaments?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Girl, you are getting crazy."
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"I told you guys. I am a psycho."
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"Oh, yeah, you got to let Craymie out more often."
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"But call her something else,"
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"'cause that name sucks."
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"- What's wrong with Craymie? - Hey, man, I'm gonna..."
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"I'm gonna crash elsewhere tonight, so..."
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"Not in, like, a spiteful way or anything."
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"Just, you know, uh, merry Christmas."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"And I can... I can just, like, send you my... my add..."
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"the... the address of where we're gonna be..."
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"- I'll be fine. - Yeah."
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"I'll just... I'll just drop a pin and text it to you, then."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I think I finally figured out"
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"these Christmas lights."
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"Wow. Christmas lights."
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"I've never experienced the miracle of little lightbulbs"
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"on a string before."
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"- Oh! - Wow!"
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"That's, uh... super lame."
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"Yeah. Super lame."
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"Where's Jonah?"
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"He would love this."
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"You know, I, uh, went to college"
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"- Is that right? - I'm really good at pool."
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"Hello?"
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, hold on."
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"Is anyone sober enough to take me to the hospital?"
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"I mean, I guess if this was someone from the Bible,"
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"You leave him alone, you monster!"
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"on Christmas Eve."
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"- It's kind of like "Star Wars." - Whoa!"
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"It's about looking back"
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"- Amy, Craymie. - Mm-hmm."
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"and then see where the day takes us."
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"- Thank you. - Come on, little buddy."
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"Boom!"
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"but I could use triple the powder."
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"This is just like the movie "Wild Hogs.""
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"I just crushed it up."
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"- Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh. - What?"
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"- Go, go! - Don't fail me now!"
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