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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Christmas Eve (S03E03)

"Yeah, let's celebrate the year a tornado hit the store."
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"My entire apartment got destroyed."
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"I got a really annoying roommate,"
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"- and he won't leave. - I got a divorce."
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"My boyfriend wound up in a coma."
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"- I am looking for a place. - Not looking hard enough."
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"- if he'll ever even... - Cheyenne, can I have"
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"I'm looking forward to next year."
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"I really feel like it's time to just start living life."
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"You know? Like, I don't know."
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"- I feel like I can get wilder. - Oh, God."
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"You're not gonna cut your hair again, are you?"
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"I don't know. I just mean, like..."
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"finally taking those motorcycle lessons,"
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"maybe I'll get a tattoo."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"There's just no way you're doing any of that."
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"I'm serious. I-I'm going to unleash crazy Amy."
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"- You guys can call me "Craymie." - Uh, no, thanks."
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"- Cray... - Not doing that."
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"Feels forced."
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"Oh, dear God, it's cold out here."
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"You're telling me."
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"Well, it's, uh, toasty inside,"
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"and you're not really getting any foot traffic anyway."
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"- I'm sorry? - You keep activating"
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"the automatic doors and letting the heat out."
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"Also, the bell ringing... could you slow it down?"
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"Right now you're at a bell, two, three, four."
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"Why don't you try a bell..."
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"two..."
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"three... four?"
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"I only ask you because it's... it's just so annoying."
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"- Okay. - Thanks."
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"Who's a good boy?"
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"I think I saw the raccoon feces somewhere around..."
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"Oh! Did someone leave hot cocoa"
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"in the middle of the store..."
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"with double the amount of cocoa powder?"
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"It's so Christmas, huh?"
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"- No, I don't want to. - Try the cocoa."
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"- No. - It's from Santa Claus."
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"- Glenn. - Okay, fine. I'll go first."
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"It's actually scalding hot, so maybe give it a minute."
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"Oh, great."
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"- Time to get written up. - Mm-hmm."
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"Why would you just assume I'm gonna turn you in?"
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"Yeah, you just always act all lame and stuff."
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"- Like a narc. - Yeah, that's a good way of putting it."
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"why everyone thinks I'm this little boring..."
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"All right, well, would a narc do this?"
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"That was the tiniest sip I've ever seen."
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"It feels like what a narc would do"
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"- to prove they're not a narc. - Yeah."
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"Okay, well, how about this?"
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"This is..."
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"I know things have been a little tense lately."
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"And I guess, you know, when you work with someone"
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"you also live with, things can be a little..."
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"Oh, is that a... is this a bath mat?"
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"Yeah, I just figured it'd be something you could use"
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"based on the puddles by the shower."
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"- Well, this is awesome. - Yeah, right?"
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"You know, I haven't bought your gift yet."
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"- Oh, not necessary. - But I was thinking, you know,"
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"what about noise-canceling headphones?"
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"to keep banging on the wall every time I make the tiniest peep."
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"Or you could save some money"
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"and just quit it with the harmonica lessons on YouTube."
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"- Yeah, it would be. - Mm-hmm. Yeah."
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"- Oh, it could be. - Uh-huh."
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"- It could be. - Yeah."
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"- Ah, anyway, good talk. - Oh, great talk."
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"- Incredible talk. - Marvelous talk."
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"And then another time, I thought Jerry came"
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"but turns out, it was just a muscle spasm from low folic acid."
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"for Morse Code? He could have been telling you"
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"he's in so much pain, he's just begging anyone"
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"to pull the plug. I think that's what it was."
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"Yo, yo, yo. Cheer up, losers!"
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"- It's Christmas! - What are you doing?"
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"- Turning this into a par-tay. - Uh-oh!"
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"- Oh! - Yeah!"
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"- I have ecstasy in my car. - We'll start here"
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"Spread the word, bitches. Craymie in the house!"
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"Yeah, go, Creamy! Go, Creamy!"
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"Creamy is here!"
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"- Who's Creamy? - I don't... uh..."
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"- Oh! - Yes!"
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"a blind eye to this, not on Christmas."
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"Bell... two..three... four."
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"You just didn't know me before."
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"Like, before I was married, when I was in high school,"
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"I was... wild."
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"Uh, I was, you guys. I was a teen mom."
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"In some countries, that's considered late."
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"Angola, for instance."
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"- five minutes there. - No, you guys, I'm serious."
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"I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy"
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"and, like, run, and one time I stole a car."
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"Yeah."
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"- Okay. - No, you guys, I did."
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"It was 10th grade."
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"I took my math teacher's Kia,"
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"and then I just left it there... like, bounced."
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"The French toast sticks were a little too specific."
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"But nice try."
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"No, I did do that."
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"You know what? I could call Adam."
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"He'll tell you the whole story."
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"- Mm-hmm. - All right."
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"- Call him. - Okay. I will."
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"And then we'll see who's crazy."
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"I had a ton of friends in high school."
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"- Amy? - Adam, hi."
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"Yeah, it's Amy. Um, okay, so..."
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"tell everyone about that one... do you remember..."
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"- Start a fire, or... - Shh, shh."
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"- Who was that? - Uh, that's, uh..."
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"That's Bridgett. Emma's friend Crystal's mom."
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