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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Send Out the Clowns (S03E03)

"We call her the nightmare on Elm Street ..."
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"because she sold a lot of houses on Elm Street."
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"What are you doing here, Mitzi? I have an appointment. This is my listing."
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"Oh, I didn't think that was dotted-line yet, jazz hands."
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"No worries. I may have an interested buyer."
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"I'll bring him to you. Really?"
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"Oh, yeah, okay. I completely understand. Okay. Thanks."
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"You're welcome."
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"Wait. What?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Watch this. Hello?"
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"It's Mitzi Roth. And Phil Dunphy."
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"I may have a prospective buyer for your beautiful house."
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"I was wondering if maybe I could come in- Hey, Stan. Hey, Patti."
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"And just have a look for a little while."
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"We got a lot to talk about. Come on in."
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"Um-"
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"Go back to condos, Dunphy."
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"Oh, my God, this place is absolutely gorgeous."
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"Stunning. Stunning."
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"You are in such good hands with Phil."
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"Hey. How are you GUYS?"
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"I mean, fingers crossed though."
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"You know, so many new companies go belly-up. Terrible."
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"Well, good to- good to see you, Mitzi."
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"Guys, how are you? Oh, no, no. it's fine. it's fine. Come take a look."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Mitzi, please. Thank you."
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"Mitzi, please. Please."
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"What are you doing? Oh, my God! He shoved me!"
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"What? He shoved me!"
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"- For God's sake! Phil! - Oh, my God!"
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"I thought you had your anger problem under control."
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"I don't have an anger-"
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"I don't- Anger problem- I don't have an anger problem."
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"Oh, hey. it's over? What the hell?"
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"- You're an hour late. - Good to see you too, Chuckleberry."
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"Look at that. Your oversized pants are startin' to fit."
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"Hello, Lewis."
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"Hello, Fizbo."
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"the renowned clown duo Fizbo and Lewis."
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"We were huge."
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"In children's parties."
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"Anyway, I disbanded the group shortly after I met Mitchell."
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"It's hard to have a relationship and a clown career."
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"That's the reason there are so many single clowns."
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"It's just one of the reasons."
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"Anyway, um, Lewis hasn't spoken to me since."
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"He's still bitter, and I don't blame him."
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"It's kind of like I broke up the Beatles."
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"Of children's parties."
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"What do you say we hit a bar? Tip a few back to Al, huh?"
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"I heard you were in jail. Yeah?"
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"I heard you're still doin' that lame giant-scissors bit, you blue-haired hack."
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"Who's in? I'll go. Just give me a minute."
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"What about you, Fizzy?"
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"You gonna come, or are you gonna break up this party too'?"
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"Hey, shotgun, bitches!"
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"I should, you know, probably go. You know, for- for Al."
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"Oh, yeah. No, of course. But listen, don't let him get to you, all right?"
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"No, it's fine. it's all seltzer under the bridge."
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"Just one drink and then I'll be home."
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"Okay. Just drive me home first? No, you- you take the car."
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"I, uh- I'll go with the guys."
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"In that tiny car? How are you all possibly gonna-"
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"Forget I asked."
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"It's 5:00 in the morning."
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"Daddy's juggling."
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"Lily, honey, what- what are you doing up?"
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"Are you just getting home? Yeah, things got a little out of hand."
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"Somebody had a ?ower that squirted tequila."
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"What do you mean, "somebody"? I want full credit."
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"What up, red? Really?"
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"Teach me to juggle! it's very simple."
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"And don't forget the importance of balance- Whoa!"
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"- Okay, okay. Come on. - I think I cracked my eggs."
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"We're out of eggs? Are you yolking?"
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"I haven't eaten in five days!"
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"Five days? Are you cereal?"
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"Lily, don't ever do that."
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"Okay. You two are deliberately not confirming me."
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"Everybody else has accepted my friend requests."
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"Your father. Uncle Mitchell."
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"Adele."
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"That's right."
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"Adele has agreed to be my friend, and my own daughters haven't."
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"Yeah, you may just be a fan of Adele and not-"
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"What is so private that I can't possibly see it?"
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"Nothing."
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"Nothing. So you just ... don't want to be my friend."
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"That's great. I can see my next status update."
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""My daughters are monsters.""
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"You're not gonna believe this."
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"Mitzi got the listing."
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"Oh, no, honey. That's awful!"
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"Kids, gather round. Again, we are gathered."
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"You want to get ahead? Don't play by the rules."
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"Turns out nice guys finish last in this cold, dog-eat-dog world."
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"It's not fair. Why don't you play dirty too? You could take her down."
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"Honey, 'cause your dad is a better man than that."
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"He has values and morals and- Shh. You. Keep talking."
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"Well, just off the top of my head,"
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"you could take my spy pen and record her admitting what she did."
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"And then you could play it for those people so they'd realize what a jerk she is."
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"Your dad is never gonna do that."
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"You're a regular chatterbox today. Get me that pen."
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"I got it. Remember, pal, keep it simple."
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"Hey, Manny."
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"Griffin, the legendary creature of Greek mythology ..."
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"with the head of a lion and wings of an eagle."
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"What'd you say, Jay? Never mind."
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"Jay Pritchett. Nice to meet you."
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"Nice to meet you too."
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"You know, I, uh-"
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"I saw a little of that basketball game of yours last week."
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"You were lightin' it up. Thanks."
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"I was lighting it up too, Jay."
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"Mustangs are hot!"
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"Brrrr! Whoo! Brrrr! Hey!"
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"Hola, Griffin. How are you?"
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