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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Send Out the Clowns (S03E03)

"Uh- Oh! Thirteen."
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"I'm fine."
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"So what do you boys have planned for today?"
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"Well, it's kind of a surprise for Griffin, but let's just say it involves decoupage."
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"Oh, geez. Come on. Let's go."
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"Good-bye."
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"Oh, no."
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"This boy is not here to see Manny."
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"I told you. You see the way he looks at me?"
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"No, Fonzie, the way he looks at me."
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"He couldn't talk. He kept staring."
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"He was just like my teachers back in school."
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"Gloria, you're very pretty, but the kid idolizes me."
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"Griffin! Manny!"
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"or you want to go with me to the supermarket and buy a couple of onions?"
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"Huh."
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"Guess he has a thing for you too."
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"Hey. We're back."
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"Hey, I- I just finished cleaning the kitchen,"
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"We felt really bad about that, so we got you a present."
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"Wh-What's the deal with this? I open it up, and snakes fly out, or a fire, or-"
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"No. We just know that you like to read. So open it. Yeah."
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"- Ah! Got him! - No. No."
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"That's exactly what I expected. Remember when I told you?"
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"Okay, look, it's almost go time. So we should have a shot and go white up."
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"Excuse me. White up?"
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"Oh, yeah, Lewis got a call to do a birthday party this afternoon,"
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"so we're gonna put the old act back together."
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"Yeah, Fizbo and Lewis, together again. And they said it would never happen."
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"Said. Hoped. Could I talk to you for a second?"
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"Uh-oh. Trouble in queeradise."
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"Okay, look, gonna go out to the car for smokes."
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"Please tell me "smokes" is not another clown."
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"'Cause I don't think I could handle another one of him. Lewis is not that bad."
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"- What do you see in that guy, Cam? - I don't know."
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"Like that."
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"He may have had his faults, but we were great together."
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"We had an unspoken language. We finished each other's balloon animals."
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"Birthday parties."
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"You hate my clown side. No."
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"No, no. I don't hate it."
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"Just admit it. I basically already know you do."
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"Okay, okay. Cards on the table."
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"- It's not my favorite thing that you- - Oh, how dare you!"
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"I am a clown. it's who I am."
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"If you squeeze me, do I not honk?"
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"Eye roll. Oh, like I had a choice."
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"Knock-knock."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Hey, um, I- I brought you some soup."
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"You know, I thought about it, and maybe I did push you."
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"So, how's the ankle?"
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"Oh, come on, Dunphy. You know I flopped."
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"Haven't you ever seen an NBA game?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. In your case, WNBA."
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"So that was all a ruse?"
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"The oldest trick in the book. You need to step up your game, son."
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"You know what? I almost feel sorry for you."
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"Come here. Give me a big hug."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"No hard feelings, huh? None at all."
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"Good. Because I just recorded your entire confession."
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"Right here on my-"
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"Spy Den?"
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"Second-oldest trick in the book."
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"Um- Oh, God."
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"A real man would have just poisoned the soup."
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"Are we done here?"
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"Ah, thank you."
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"Hey, Mom! Guess what!"
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"Griffin invited us all over to his house for a pool party and barbecue tonight."
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"- Pool party, huh? - Yeah, and he said bring your swimsuits."
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"He was pretty adamant about it."
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"It's 50 degrees outside."
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"Sounds fun. Great. I'll call him."
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"You know, you're basically agreeing to a date with a 13-year-old boy."
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"Jay, we use this to get us tables at restaurants."
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"Why can't we use this to get Manny a friend?"
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"Because he's not really getting a friend. Oh."
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"But when you thought that he was trying to ride your motorcycle, it was okay."
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"Maybe now I don't like what he's trying to ride."
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"Manny likes Griffin."
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"Maybe someday, if they spend enough time together, Griffin will like Manny."
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"What? Griffin doesn't like me?"
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"No, no, no, papi, he loves you."
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"But you just said someday Griffin will like me. That means he doesn't like me now."
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"We think that Griffin ..."
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"might be hanging out with you ..."
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"because he's got a little crush on your mother and me."
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"On you? Wow. I can't believe it."
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"Listen, it's fine. You're gonna be fine. I'm sorry."
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"Are you kidding? it's fantastic! How is it fantastic?"
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"I'm only hanging out with him because I have the hots for his sister Chloe."
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"You've met Griffin. The kid's a doorknob."
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"So you're just using him?"
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"Yeah, and I felt really guilty about it until now."
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"Now it's a win-win. Not for me."
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"Just suck it up, Mom."
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"I've done a lot for you over the years. Jay, you too."
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"This girl could be the one. Then I'm out of your hair forever."
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"Pool party, Mom. Dress accordingly."
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"Can you help me reach that box of cereal?"
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"Hey."
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"You're Mitzi Roth. I recognized you from your ads."
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"Smokin', right? I'm Luke Dunphy."
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"My dad's Phil Dunphy. I'm sorry."
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"Why do you hate him so much?"
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"It's just business, kid. It's not personal."
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"Well, it's personal to us."
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"I've never seen my dad so worried before."
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"I have this spy pen, and I heard him talking to my mom,"
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"and he's scared about paying for my sister's college next year."
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"And I guess he's nervous about some kind of party,"
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"because he said there's a big balloon payment."
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"Anyways, he's, like, the best dad ever,"
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"so maybe you could be a little nicer to him."
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"There you are, buddy."
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"Check it out. They're giving away free jelly beans."
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"Hi, Mitzi. Dunphy."
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"You have a very nice kid there."
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