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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Send Out the Clowns (S03E03)

"This week the world lost a great man,"
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"Kids, gather round. it's time for a life lesson."
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"Aren't we already gathered?"
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"it's showtime."
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"Hey, guys, yeah, I'm wondering if maybe we shouldn't be alone for this."
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"I'm in."
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"For several years, I was one half of ..."
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"I gotta redo my lips. All right. Cerveza."
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"The key is to be aware of where everything is at all times."
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"Whoa!"
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"Who's hot? We're hot!"
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"What? You were right."
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"Really?"
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"Do you want to go with Jay to ride his motorcycle,"
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"Motorcycle rides! Onions sound good."
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"But you would never know, because you have never been to one of our performances."
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"You know what, kid?"
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"After Little Fizbo, we could do the ladder bit."
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"and a birthday party in Pasadena."
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"Oh, sure."
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"Oh! Okay. Somebody's a little punchy today."
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"You know what hurts? Abandonment."
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"Listen to 'em laughing. We could've been something."
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"You drove all the way over here for this?"
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"Oh. You did- Unbelievable."
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"What are you gonna hit?"
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"Oh, hey, you're Mitzi Roth, right?"
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"Ohh. Honey."
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"Hmm. Wh- Uh-"
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"Untag it! Un- Untag it! Oh, my goodness!"
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"and I lost a mentor."
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"For nearly 60 years Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli ..."
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"helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona."
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"Professor Ringmaster?"
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"It's a very prestigious title at clown college."
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"One step below Piemaster General."
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"Where's Lewis? Who knows?"
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"Okay, guys, it's just us. Lift on three."
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"Hey, how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?"
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"I didn't know you were on Facebook."
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"Yeah, you said it was only for teenagers and people looking to have affairs."
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"Well, I figured if you can't fight it-"
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"Not having the affair. That's still bad. No, not that."
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"But there's nothing wrong with catching up with a few old friends, right?"
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"Or doin' a little social networking with my B.F.F.'s."
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"Mmm. Yeah."
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"Social networking or social not-working?"
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"Oh, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get a picture of us all together on a boat."
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"I think that's a thing now. So what do you say? Accept my friend thingy."
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"Sorry, Mom, I- I didn't get a friend thingy from you."
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"Yeah, you know, they have a lot of blocks on there to protect kids from weirdos."
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"Mmm, okay. Good, good. I'll send it again. Great."
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"Please do."
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"Please don't."
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"We got her request the first time, but ignored it."
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"I can't have her on there snooping around,"
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"seeing what I'm doing at parties."
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"Or posting pictures of us on family vacations ..."
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"wearing old, dorky clothes."
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"What?"
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"What's wrong with this?"
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"Dad, check it out. I made one giant Oreo."
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"Luke, what are you doing?"
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"- You gotta eat it like it's an ear of corn. - Genius."
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"Oh. Wow. New suit."
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"New everything."
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"Let me tell you something."
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"Hard work, determination and perseverance always win out."
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"I am living proof that nice guys can finish first."
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"Today I have a chance to get ..."
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"the biggest listing of my career."
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"Oh, I have never seen this man so focused."
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"I'm like a boxer before the big fight."
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"That's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night. Sorry, honey."
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"Mmm. No, it's- it's okay."
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"But as soon as I get this listing- ding! Let's just stop."
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"Stop."
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"I see you. What? I'm scratching."
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"Hey, Mom, is it okay if I have a friend come over tomorrow?"
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"Who? Reuben?"
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"Or the nervous one that gets the nosebleed?"
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"It's Griffin Cooper."
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"Griffin Cooper?"
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"Griffin Cooper is by far ..."
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"the coolest kid in Manny's grade."
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"He's a terrific athlete. He's confident."
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"Manny's a great kid, sure, but he's not exactly cool."
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"He can't even open a door cool."
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"Salutations, Wyatt."
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"I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth."
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"Good evening, Reuben-san."
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"May I ask you to remove your shoes?"
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"Tonight we are going Japanese."
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"Ah!"
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"I invented a new language this morning."
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"When did you guys become buddies?"
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"Was it a football game in the yard? You made a great catch?"
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"No, that didn't happen. But the librarian told me one day I'll be a great catch."
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"Well, I'm really not getting that relationship."
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"Why can't you just be happy that Manny's making new friends?"
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"'Cause it doesn't add up."
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"Cool kids like Griffin Cooper, they don't hang out with kids like Manny."
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"Manny's very cool."
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"Maybe those kids are finally catching up to him."
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"Wait a minute. I get it."
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"Couple of days last week, I took Manny to school on my motorcycle."
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"Griffin must think I'm pretty boss."
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"Yes, Jay. it's all because of you."
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"Kids are lookin' for role models."
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"Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?"
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"He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?"
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"No, that's a-"
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"Yes."
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"Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme."
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"Mmm."
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"Whew."
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"Hey, Dunphy. You gettin' ready for your one-woman show?"
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"Mitzi."
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"Mitzi Roth."
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"A notorious poacher in the world of high-end residential real estate."
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