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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Lewis Needs a Kidney (S05E05)

"- Yeah, absolutely. - Without it turning into anything?"
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"See..."
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"- It is! - Okay, then good night."
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"We'll snuggle another time."
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"- It's just... it's just a lever. - Good night."
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"I'm using the ass as a lever to draw you in."
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"That's all."
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"( Phone rings )"
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"Sure. what's this regarding?"
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"It's regarding his kidney transplant."
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"What?"
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"It's regarding his kidney transplant."
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"Mr. Lewis is getting a kidney transplant?"
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"What? what are you saying?"
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"He didn't say anything to me about it."
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"- You didn't know about this? Are you kidding? - Oh my god!"
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"- ( Sobbing ) - he didn't tell you this?"
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"- told you about this?! - I don't know, but he didn't tell me anything about this!"
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"I could have sworn he... I figured he told you!"
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"He didn't say anything to me."
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"Oh my god."
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"Could you tell him I called?"
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"- Okay. - thanks."
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"Richard: what did you do to my assistant?"
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"- Larry: what are you talking about? - What am I talking about?"
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"It's un-fucking-believable. Why would you do that?"
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"She asked me what the call was regarding!"
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"- It's personal! - She asked what it's regarding, I told her!"
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"What am I going to do?"
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"Hey, um, first of all,"
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"I want to tell you that, uh..."
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"I thought about our conversation and, uh..."
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"( Clears throat )"
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"Just close your eyes and think if it was reversed you'd be really bummed out."
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"The situation's reversed. I need the kidney."
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"- I'd probably want to leap at it. - Probably leap at it?"
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"Hello. ( clears throat )"
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"Yeah, this is Larry David."
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"Yeah, I was at a Jack in the box."
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"Oh, Christ. Really?"
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"Well, what's the address?"
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"- The kidney test for Lewis? - Oh, good for you."
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"That's really noble."
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"I was kind of wondering why you're not doing it."
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"You're his manager. You're his friend. Why shouldn't you do it?"
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"A lot of people who have managers and friends need kidneys."
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"What does that have to do with anything?"
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"You're close to him. You should be taking the test too."
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"So it's a question of longevity? That's it?"
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"You're his oldest and closest friend. That makes the most sense."
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"who should give your wife the kidney? I've known her longer."
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"By your logic, I'm the one who should."
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"If my wife needs a kidney, you can give it to her."
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"Oh, okay, so it's longevity no matter what,"
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"even if you're married to her."
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"No, I'm saying you seemed like"
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"you want to give her a kidney, so I'm gonna let you."
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"You know, I'm loathe to mention this, okay,"
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"Yeah, I know. You don't want to give up your kidney."
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"- Why should I? - Well, why should I?"
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"- What's wrong with it? - It's not a good rule."
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"- It's a good rule. - You have to draw a line. Kidneys is past the line."
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"Hey!"
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"- Hey. - Mr. Jones!"
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"Oh. it's kind of a long story,"
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"Apparently, I've got to spot him in a line-up or something."
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"- I don't know. - Right."
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"- Really, that's not the issue here. - It's true, uh-huh."
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"- Actually, I have a bone to pick with you. - Me?"
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"and she wants to know what it's regarding."
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"- I don't see how it's her business... - I had talk her into staying."
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"I'm a private eye, not a psychologist."
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"you know, wondering what's going on."
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"- She's a part of my business. There's a certain factor... - Still, it's not you."
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"I mean, what if you were a psychiatrist"
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""I'm planning on killing myself. I want to talk to him.""
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"Hopefully we can we can avoid these conflicts, you know?"
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"How's the adoption thing coming?"
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"I'm working on some things. I have some really nice leads"
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"- Really? no kidding. - Pretty soon."
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"- Omar, good to see you. - Hey, ray, how you doing?"
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"- How's Ellen? - She's good. Pregnant again."
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"- Really? third one. - You Mr. Greene?"
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"- Mr. David. - Mr. David. Ray."
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"- That's... that's Mr. Greene. - This is Larry?"
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"- That's Mr. Greene. - I'm Mr. David."
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"- You guys ever do a line-up? - No."
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"- Nothing to worry about. Come with me. - Okay."
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"- Gentlemen, if you'll come in, please? - I changed my mind."
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"- Move up to the glass please. - I'll take the test."
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"- Really? - yeah."
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"- Good for you. - I'll take the test. Who knows?"
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"- You're taking the test, I'll take the test. - Gentlemen,"
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"could I have you step up to the glass?"
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"- Ray: no hurryé here. - All right, there he is."
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"- You're certain of that? - Yeah. Pete."
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"- That's the gentleman you had dinner with. - Uh-huh. Yeah."
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"- What time of evening was this? - 10:15."
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"- I see. - Dinner's between 5:00 and 8:00 generally."
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"You could startat 8:00 though."
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"Ray: you know who Peter is?"
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"I know that."
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"Are you gentlemen used to hanging out with known felons?"
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"'Cause number two is Peter hagen,"
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"aka Peter the tork,"
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"Joshua lancel stigmeyer."
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"You two gentlemen shared a meal"
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"with number two on the 23rd... Approximately 10:15 P.M."
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"- Is that correct? - Yes."
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"- Mm-hmm. - all right."
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"Let him go. You're done here, gentlemen."
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"How do I let you talk me into this?"
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"I have good news, gentlemen."
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"- Good night, nurse. - ( Phones ringing )"
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"It's just a saying."
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"- I know it is. - Do you?"
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"- Do you? - I do."
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"- Nurse: good for you. - It is good for me."
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"- Nurse: you think so? - I know so."
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"So I did."
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