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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Lewis Needs a Kidney (S05E05)

"- Yeah, I have. That's how it works. - Have you?"
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"- I did too! - I know the rules of the game."
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"Well, I think you're doing the right thing."
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"- No. - yes you do."
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"Okay, you're welcome. I'll be here."
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"I'm not gonna let anything happen to you..."
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"( Line rings )"
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"- Woman: Jones security. - Larry David for Omar Jones."
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"All right, Mr. David. What's this call regarding?"
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"Got that, but what is the call regarding?"
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"- You know, to be honest, it's kind of personal. - I'm sure it is."
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"You can't speak to him until you tell me what this is regarding."
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"Sir, you're gonna need to control your levels"
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"- and tell me what this call is regarding. - Do me a favor,"
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"tell me the details of your last conversation."
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"That's none of your business!"
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"( Hisses ) oh, fuck."
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"Ahh."
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"( Sighs ) schmuck!"
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"Fucking idiot!"
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"- Jeff: hello? - Hey, it's me."
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"Oh, jeez. All right,"
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"Man: welcome to Jack in the box. May I have your order?"
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"I'd like, um..."
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"French fries, and a diet coke."
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"Sir, are you in a car?"
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"Sir, this is a drive-thru line."
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"You have to be in a car to order."
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"One second! Come on, I'm starving."
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"There's no... everything... Everything's closed."
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"unless I'm in a car. Will you..."
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"- Get in the car. - Oh."
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"I tell you, Pete,"
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"- should have got the jumbo Jack. - Do yourself a favor..."
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"- Yeah. - the next time you come through,"
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"- go for the bacon bacon cheeseburger. - Huh."
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"( Laughing ) I don't need to tell you more."
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"- Mmm. - what kind of work you do, Pete?"
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"Good question. I'm in..."
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"I'm in a transition at the moment."
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"I'm... ( clears throat )"
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"- I was involved in the dental field... - Dental field?"
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"- For about eight months. - What'd you do in the dental field?"
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"Uh, I worked alongside a dental hygienist."
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"Really? what does somebody do"
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"working alongside a dental hygienist?"
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"I watched and worked closely with a dental hygienist."
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"Hmm."
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"- And... - and what happened?"
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"Um, we ran into some problems."
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"And I prefer to leave it at that."
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"- Okay. - I found myself..."
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"Drawn to landscaping work."
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"- Some porno back there? - Yeah..."
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"No, that's not mine. That was..."
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"That was left by a couple of my co-workers."
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"- Boy, that's quite a collection. - Yeah."
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"I... that's not mine to begin with, so..."
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"I find it all..."
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"- Hey. - you ready to go?"
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"Scared the hell out of me. ( Laughs )"
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"- This is Pete. - Hey, Pete, how you doing?"
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"Okay."
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"- So are you involved in "Seinfeld" as well? - No. No no no."
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"- Mmph... - he's my manager."
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"- I'm his manager. - Okay."
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"- Best thing ever! - How unbelievable is that?"
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"I'm sorry,"
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"but I got some bad news."
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"- Ah. - yeah."
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"- Kidney? - yeah, both of them."
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"- is there a donor? - I don't know."
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"What's he gonna do?"
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"I don't know."
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"Who can match. Hopefully, he knows somebody who's..."
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"and then it's a whole process of... you know,"
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"and then if they have the right kidney, then they have the surgery..."
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"- Can you believe it? - Yeah."
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"No donor. No donor."
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"What about your relatives? They're the ones who're supposed to be doing it"
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"'cause they have the same blood and all that."
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"Didn't you have some idiot cousin living out here or something?"
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"He's a nutcase. He's... he works at Jack in the box and..."
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"Jack in the box. I was just there the other night."
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"Had a jumbo Jack... pretty good."
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"I'm glad you liked it."
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"So did you ask this Louis Lewis? What did he say?"
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"I'm gonna have to get on that kidney list"
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"or a buddy comes through. Then I'm... you know,"
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"then I'm golden."
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"Just the test isn't gonna hurt you."
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"I gotta choose healthier friends."
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"This is no good."
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"any sign of anything, I'm just..."
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"- I'm just gonna drop them like a hot potato. - Smart."
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"And you too. I mean, as soon as you get sick,"
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"- I'm out. You know that, right? - Oh, well,"
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"I'm glad you're bringing it up 'cause it's..."
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"- Yeah, and I'm giving you... - Although, I thought"
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"that that's what the whole deal was."
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"- It's one of the reasons you get married. - Normally,"
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"We're losing the sickness and Heath clause."
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"- I'm out if anything's wrong with you. - Okay."
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"- And look, same for you. - Thank you."
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"- You go too, as soon as... - I will."
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"- Okay? - okay."
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"- I can't be around illness. - But for now?"
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"- Freaks me out, okay? - But for now?"
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"It'll be such a nice gesture"
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"and he'd really appreciate it."
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"All right, I'll take the test."
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"- I think you're doing the right thing. - Yeah, great."
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"- He's going to feel very good about that. - Yeah, I know."
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"It's very sweet."
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"- Good night. - What are you doing?"
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"How 'bout a nice snuggle here?"
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"Sometimes you just want to snuggle and you don't want to have sex."
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"What's the advantage of that?"
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"Because it's nice. You connect"
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"and it's warm and sweet."
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