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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Smoking Jacket (S05E05)

"Okay. I'm willing to overlook this whole thing."
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"Are you? Boy. That's very nice of you, thank you."
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"- I appreciate that. - If..."
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"- Yeah? - You Grant my wish"
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"that the make-a-wish foundation turned down."
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"- You'll forget about this? - You agree?"
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"What was this wish that they wouldn't Grant?"
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"I want to see a naked woman."
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"- That's your wish? - Um-hmm."
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"- They wouldn't Grant that wish? - Of course not."
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"Imagine going through your whole life without seeing a naked woman."
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"- Hey, I almost did. - Hmm..."
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"So you're going to Grant my wish?"
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"Well, you know, I would love to help you out. What's your name?"
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"Wilson."
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"I'd like to help you out, Wilson, I really would,"
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"but I don't know any naked women. My wife, that's the only one I know."
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"Why not?"
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"She's not going to come and take her clothes off for you."
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"Take me to your place."
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"Forget it. I would have to come up with somebody else."
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"Fine. That's your job."
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"- I'll think about it. Okay? - You'll think about it?"
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"- Yeah. - You think about it."
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"Oh, please, I sneak out all the time."
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"This package is for you."
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"Open it up. What is it?"
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"- Andy: Oh, it's from your father. - Cheryl: Yeah."
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"Look at that."
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"He sent me his smoking jacket."
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"- Cheryl: Wow. - Wow. How lovely."
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"- Wow. - Okay. All right."
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"This is probably a birthday gift for me."
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"I'll tell you why. 'Cause when we were younger,"
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"whenever it was my birthday"
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"my father would always send a gift to him so he wouldn't feel left out."
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"So, he kind of got confused, you know, he's not..."
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"You think that he did not send this to me?"
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""Andy David." Look up at the top, in the return is "nat.""
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"You can't accept the fact that he sent me a gift."
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"He promised me this jacket."
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"- Who did? - My father."
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"Oh, Larry, you're unbelievable."
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"You can't accept the fact that your father sent me a lovely gift."
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"He has no reason to send it to you. It's my birthday."
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"- Because he happens to love me. - He's confused!"
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"I had an "us" magazine that was..."
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"It was in the other room, it..."
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"Why did you throw away my magazine?"
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"Because he took it in the bathroom and contaminated it."
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"- Oh... - what?"
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"- all right, let's get serious now, okay? - What?"
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"My father sent that jacket for me. That's a mistake."
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"- He sent me a jacket. - He promised me that jacket."
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"It's a mistake. You're taking advantage of an old man."
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"- You're like a little brat... - I'm a brat? You fucking moron!"
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"- Give me that jacket. - No, this is my jacket."
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"It's unfair. He didn't give me a birthday present."
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"He's just confused. It's so obvious."
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"It's a big bowl of wrong."
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"( Mutters ) Andy."
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"I can't go, I'm so deep in the doghouse now."
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"Aw, come on man. You're already in the doghouse,"
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"you can't get in any more trouble,"
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"you might as well get your money's worth."
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"Yeah, might as well do something else wrong."
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"It's a "double transgression" theory."
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"- What an interesting theory. - Well, thank you."
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""Double transgression theory.""
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"Who's Wilson?"
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"( Male voice speaking softly )"
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"Trust me. Trust me, they'll take less."
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"Call me back when you hear from them."
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"All right. I'll talk to you later."
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"What is this? Huh?"
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"My father promised me this smoking jacket when I was 14 years old."
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"- Larry, move on. Move on... - All right, you know what?"
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"- Oh my goodness. - I'm going to the playboy mansion now, all right?"
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"When I get back, I want you out of that jacket."
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"I don't want you walking around in this jacket anymore."
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"- Really? - Please."
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"Oh, what would this do to my trip?"
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"- It would make my trip so beautiful. - I know, Andy."
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"I wish I could help you. I really do. I wish I could."
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"- Oh, I got an idea. - What?"
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"You really want to go? Give me the jacket."
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"You got it. I'm going to go up and change."
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"- Take it off. - Here, here, here."
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"Man on intercom: Speak into the rock."
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"What's your business, please?"
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"Proceed up the driveway please."
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"Larry: Look at this thing, huh?"
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"( Screaming )"
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"What did you do?"
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"Andy: What is with you?"
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"What? I..."
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"What did you do?"
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"Sorry."
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"( Toilet flushes )"
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"Well... hey..."
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"- How do you do? - Hello there."
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"- Hi, Larry David. - Hugh Hefner."
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"- Yes, nice to meet you. - My pleasure, welcome."
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"- Hi, I'm Holly. - Hello. Hi."
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"- Bridget. - Hello. Hi."
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"- You're a guest of...? - Jeff Greene."
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"- Yes. Sure. - Oh, you know him?"
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"- Sure. Yeah. - See, I thought he was pretending the whole time."
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"What's that animal walking around outside with the long neck?"
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"What do you call that?"
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"Well, it's probably a flamingo."
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"You know, like sneakers, I can identify."
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"Converse, Adidas, I know all that stuff."
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"I know sneakers, birds I don't know from."
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"This is... you know what?"
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"This smoking jacket..."
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"My father's got the exact same smoking jacket."
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"Hmmm, I doubt it."
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"- Doubt it? - Well, it's an original."
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"I have them imported from Italy."
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