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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Smoking Jacket (S05E05)

"- Oh, I know. - Oh, really?"
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"- Yeah, I do. - What, what, what?"
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"What did you wish for?"
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"- You wished... - I don't like to say what I wished for."
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"so you don't have to give up your own kidney to Richard."
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"Who would do something like that?"
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"Okay. ( Bangs )"
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"Take a pop at him. Go ahead, take a pop."
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"Take a pop. Doesn't feel anything."
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"- Here, let me help you. - What are you doing?"
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"And he remembered what I said and he got me this."
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"I noticed that you haven't contributed anything to..."
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"I know, my gift is on hold."
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"When am I going to get it?"
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"- Aw. - Yeah, but you'll love it."
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"- ( Doorbell rings ) - oh, one second."
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"- Mr. birthday boy today. - Oh, you remembered."
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"He's... you know, he's all right."
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"Yeah, but he's not... He forgets things,"
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"Well, at least it's not his hip."
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"Because once it's in the hip, then you're gone. They all say you're gone."
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"- Look who's here. - Hi, Andy. How are you, pal?"
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"Want to go to the playboy mansion?"
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"I got to go to the bathroom. Pardon me a sec."
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"Oh, hey, let me ask you something."
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"about me being... adopted?"
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"( Toilet flushes )"
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"I've never heard anything like this."
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"- Yeah, I should hear something pretty soon. - No. You know what, Larry?"
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"- Larry: Hello. - Hello."
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"I'm a friend of his cousin."
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"Richard Lewis?"
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"Yes, that's too bad. It's too bad."
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"- I beg your pardon? - How long do you think he has?"
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"There's been cases where patients have been in comas for years."
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"No."
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"Well..."
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"Yeah. She's a nice lady."
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"- She just works within the hospital or... - within the hospital, yes."
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"and... you know..."
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"when the soul is crying to..."
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"- People they sit here with their organs and... - nice talking to you."
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"Well, you just looked like you were about to pull the plug."
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"So, what? You want this guy dead or something?"
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"I'm not pulling any plug. So, come on. Enough of that."
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"- You want to see a naked woman? - Um-hmm."
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"- She's perfect. - She's not going to do this."
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"Even if I had someone, how are you gonna get out of here anyway?"
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"Have a nice day."
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"Oh, Andy."
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"I don't know. It's from nat."
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"- Look at that. - Why would he send this to me? But it's beautiful."
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"He's not the same as he was."
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"- Why would he send it to you? - Look at this..."
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"Andy, he didn't send me anything for my birthday. He always sends..."
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"I have a question for you. Have you seen that "us" magazine?"
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"Oh. I think I threw that out."
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"- What? - I had a phone number."
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"- A very important number written on that magazine. - What phone number?"
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"My father would not just send you his jacket."
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"He gave it to me because he likes me."
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"Andy: This is my jacket! It's mine!"
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"You know he promised that jacket to me."
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"So, are you going to the playboy mansion?"
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"She's really pissed off at me because I threw away her magazine"
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"that had a phone number on it."
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"They'll take less."
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"That'll be fine. I'm on L.A. time, okay?"
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"What?"
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"you know it and I know it."
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"Hold on. Wait... Larry... take me."
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"I want to go. Can I go?"
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"- To go to the playboy mansion! - That would be great, wouldn't it?"
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"- Please. - It's not really my decision."
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"- You can help me. Just ask Jeff. - I don't know..."
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"- You want to go to the playboy mansion? - Yeah."
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"Wait a second. I'm taking it to the drycleaner."
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"- Jeff: Wow. - Larry: Wow."
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"Wilson: Mercedes benz, sl300 si."
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"- Jeff: You know it, huh? - Wilson: Um-hmm."
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"I don't know."
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"I got to use the bathroom."
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"Oh, flamingo."
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"I don't know."
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"I think it's the exact same one. I'm not kidding."
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"( Giggling )"
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"- What's the matter with me? - Yeah."
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"It wasn't my fault."
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"What do you mean you want to show it?"
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"Listen, get in the car. Really, I'm... this whole day was just a mess."
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"Wow. Pretty good."
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"Not bad."
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"Excuse me."
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"Look, I'm not a dentist, but I enjoy discussing dental hygiene..."
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"I'd say gum stimulation, very important, flossing..."
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"- Your name is what again? I forgot. - Bridget."
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"Cheryl: The playboy mansion? That's where you were?"
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"that you're running around with nude women?"
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"I had this phone number written on the back of a magazine,"
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"- and now I just feel like, why...? - Wait, wait, wait!"
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"Yes. - No, no, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry."
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"so on the way, he grabs some food off the kitchen table."
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"It's the "double transgression" theory."
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"How did you even know that I like Gary player, by the way?"
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"I remember you said when you were a kid you loved Gary player"
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"You got a step and you got a little carpet here. Hey ya guys."
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"Yeah, that's worth the trip from New York, huh? ( Laughing )"
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"How's it going, pops? How's the nursing home?"
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"And satin?"
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"to either of you? I love that jacket."
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"What the heck is this? This is not my..."
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"- It's not. - Well I'm sorry."
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"My jacket is a roselli jacket. Take a look at this thing."
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"- This is a knock-off? - It's a knock-off."
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"- All right... - Today. I'm getting it back today."
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"Hugh Hefner has your jacket?"
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"Hugh Hefner took my jacket?"
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"Sorry..."
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