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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Smoking Jacket (S05E05)

"This is a roselli. That's a knock-off."
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"No, no no. This is the roselli."
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"I really haven't got time for this. They're waiting for me upstairs."
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"So, any... Change?"
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"- Damn. - Yeah. You know,"
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"Oh, thank you, doctor."
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"Well, it is my friend's cousin."
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"How do you know if he's dead?"
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"Because he's an organ donor, and his organs need to be free."
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"If he sits here like a lox for a couple of weeks"
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"- We got that covered. - Okay. Well, thank you."
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"Okay, listen... once again like I said,"
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"Yes, look who's here."
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"- Hurry up. Get dressed. Come on. - Okay."
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"You're getting to be a real pain in the ass, you know that?"
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"My wife's in New York. She gets very aggravated"
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"I have to have constant contact all the time."
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"Whoa. Is this place your house?"
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"So Wilson, have you thought about another wish?"
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"Yes, I have."
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"The roselli."
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"- What a pleasure. - Great to meet you."
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"Oh, nice to meet you. I've been such a fan of "Seinfeld""
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"- Oh, my god. - Come right in."
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"- It's unbelievable. - Hang on to her, she's a good one."
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"This jacket? My friend gave it to me for a birthday present."
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"Absolutely. Put it on."
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"All right!"
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"Happy birthday!"
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"What did you wish for?"
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"That's personal."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I know what you wished for."
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"You don't know what I wished for... it's none of your business."
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"You know, it's a personal thing. It's a wish."
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"You wished that Louis Lewis would die,"
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"Yeah, right."
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"- That's what it was. - Yeah."
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"- No, it wasn't. - Yeah, trust me. Oh yes."
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"You! You, that's who... you!"
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"You think I would wish for somebody who's in a coma,"
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"just so I wouldn't have to give up my own kidney?"
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"Let's go. Open her up."
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"Look at this."
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"- The guy got me a present, huh? - It's nice."
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"- What a guy! - Yes, indeed."
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"It's good to have a big friend, you can smack him around. Look at that!"
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"- Doesn't hurt him, doesn't feel anything. - Don't feel a thing."
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"- I know how to do it. - Doesn't matter. It's my gift!"
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"- It's not a big deal. - It's my present. Let go."
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"Let go."
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"- I know what it is. - Yes, indeed."
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"- I know what it is. - What is it?"
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"It's a green... It's a green sport jacket."
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"He has one and I complimented him on it."
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"This is the best birthday I ever had."
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"Best birthday a fellow could ever have."
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"I have to confirm something before I give it to you."
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"- As soon as I have 100% confirmation. - Really?"
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"And you're going to love it. Just trust me."
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"- Come on. - You're going to love it. Trust me."
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"Try the jacket on. Let's see you try it on."
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"- Andy: How are you? - All right."
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"- How are you? - Pretty good, pretty good."
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"- Remember, please. Who can forget? - I can't believe it."
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"Oh, you kiddin'? Who'd forget this day. How's your dad?"
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"The hearing is going and the mind is, you know, it's..."
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"This is tragic. Because this guy, he was sharp."
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"he doesn't remember stuff anymore."
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"- Good to see you. - How are you, Jeffrey?"
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"Good to see you. I forgot to tell you something so important."
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"Hef invited me to a party at the mansion."
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"- Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Yeah, do I want to? Yeah, but can I? I don't know."
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"Come on. We'll be "going to a movie" or something."
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"There's no way. Come on."
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"Oh, come on. You'll have fun."
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"I'd love to go."
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"Did your parents ever mention anything to you"
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"What?"
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"- When my father was lying on the hospital bed... - Yeah?"
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"Nat never said anything to me, to my mom,"
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"nothing. - Parents never said anything?"
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"Nothing. This is wild."
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"- I hired a private investigator. - No, you didn't."
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"You're nuts. You're out of your mind."
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"Just leave it alone. I'm going to go say hey to Cheryl."
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"Oh, good afternoon."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Oh, yes, yes. Mr. Lewis. Yes. Right, yeah."
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"How's he doing?"
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"He's in an irreversible coma."
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"- As you can see we got him set up on life support. - I see, yeah."
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"Prognosis isn't good. So..."
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"- Huh. - Yeah."
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"So..."
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"How long do you think he has?"
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah."
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"What do you think you're leaning more towards..."
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"Weeks or months?"
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"It's hard to say."
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"If you had to pick one."
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"I don't know if I could pick one."
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"Larry: What happens to the moustache in a coma?"
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"- The moustache? - Yeah, his moustache."
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"It continues to grow. There's a lady who comes in a couple times."
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"Really? The hospital has a barber?"
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"We just try and keep him comfortable,"
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"Seems a pity though, that..."
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"These people languish like this"
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"He's got all these organs he could be donating. You know what I mean?"
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"Yeah. I suppose."
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"People who are alive they need the..."
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"What?"
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"You pull that plug and I'll tell."
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"No, it fell. It fell on the floor. I'm picking it up."
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"You had your hands on it, you were kind of..."
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"About to pull the plug? Are you crazy?"
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"I heard your conversation."
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"Listen, that's a very serious thing you're saying."
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"You're practically calling me a murderer."
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