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Clips from Ted Lasso - Make Rebecca Great Again (S01E01)

"Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad."
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"Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up?"
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"Well, we're fine."
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"-Yeah, I'm all right. -Okay."
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"and it sucks fucking shit!"
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"How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton?"
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"-Sixty years ago. -Jesus Christ."
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"Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay."
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"So we got that going on."
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"And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt."
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"It's my upper hamstring, Coach."
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"You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens."
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"People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man."
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"Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right?"
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"-Three times. -Three times."
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"Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal."
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"The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt,"
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"is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie."
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"-Give it up for Zorro. -Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux.""
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"-I'm sorry. Zorro. -"Zoreaux.""
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"You-- I don't know what I'm doing wrong here."
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"Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball,"
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"we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow."
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"That's why we play the game."
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"-Hey, Coach. -Howdy, fellas. How can I help you?"
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"Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City,"
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"uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals."
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"-Yeah. -So I'm wondering,"
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"how worried are you about the threat of relegation?"
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"Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation."
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"Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt."
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"Yeah. Um..."
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"Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little."
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"I think one of the neatest things about being a coach"
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"is the connection you get to make with your players."
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"That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer"
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"than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass."
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"All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah?"
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"Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo!"
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"What?"
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"Hey, there he is."
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"-Good to see you, buddy. -All right, let's go."
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"Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction."
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"Would you like me to show you the various room amenities?"
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"No, thank you."
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"My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower"
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"before we hit the town tonight."
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"Welcome to Liverpool."
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"What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute."
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"Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime."
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"No, it's-- it's not you. It's-- Oh, fuck."
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"This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And--"
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"-It's the first one I've spent by myself-- -Hey, it's okay."
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"Thank you."
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"-Mm. -Ooh. That's a long hug."
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"So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms,"
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"not the hallway or the pool."
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"Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay?"
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"All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour."
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"After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight."
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"What's it gonna be this time around?"
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"Movie night."
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"All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time,"
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"and we'll never watch another movie together again."
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"-That's for you, Coach. -Thank you, sir."
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"-And that's for you. -Thank you."
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"Whoo! Room 5150. Finally."
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"Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history."
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"-In the post-David Lee Roth era. -Thank you."
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"-Coach, what room you got? -5148."
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"Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you."
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"Ah. Good question. One second."
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"Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight?"
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"Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please."
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"Does 8:00 p.m. work for you?"
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"The business center is open 24 hours a day."
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"Okay."
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"What was that about the business center?"
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"Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym,"
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"filled with the latest in workout technology."
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"Like kettlebells!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife."
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"From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!"
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"I don't even remember doing this."
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"-And if you're the artsy type-- -Right, enough."
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"This weekend is moving forward."
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"When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal,"
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"and leave the past in the past."
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"-Sound good? -Sounds fucking great."
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"Oh. Speak of the devil."
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"Hello, Stinky."
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"Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill."
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"Good. Fuck Rupert!"
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"Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian?"
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"Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little."
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"Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"...mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter."
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"Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years."
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"Oh, Jesus, Stinky."
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"Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral."
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"Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which."
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"So, you heard about the divorce?"
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"Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me."
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"Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then?"
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"Shall I call down? Get myself a robe?"
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"Oh!"
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"Look what I've got."
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"Ta-da!"
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"Stole it off a room service trolley outside."
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"You're amazing!"
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"-I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! -Oh!"
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"Yeah, I know who you are, honey."
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"Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow?"
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"-No, we match up perfectly. -Exactly."
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"What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win?"
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"I believe this team can do anything."
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"See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about."
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"Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys?"
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