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Clips from Family Guy - Bri-Da (S18E18)

"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ¶"
Family Guy
"Thanks. Now maybe you'll take down those three billboards"
Family Guy
"Yeah, they're not as heavy as I thought they'd be."
Family Guy
"Pardon me, to quote his famous bit."
Family Guy
"for the 28th annual Quahog Monster Truck Rally"
Family Guy
"Fire an AR15 while smoking inside."
Family Guy
"Throw your butts on the ground. We don't care."
Family Guy
"that reminds you of your dead alcoholic stepdad"
Family Guy
"Rest in peace, Gene."
Family Guy
"Come get your picture taken with Tila Tequila,"
Family Guy
"Open forum, no self-editing. Wide-open slate."
Family Guy
"so you don't have to eat so many little Tic Tacs."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, is that--"
Family Guy
"to the Internet every night."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, ma'am, no porn at the bar."
Family Guy
"Do whatever you want all the time."
Family Guy
"Oh, Glenn..."
Family Guy
"No, no, I mean-I mean it's difficult"
Family Guy
"-How's your son, Brian? -We don't talk."
Family Guy
"and become their best selves."
Family Guy
"sitting at the bottom of a bottle,"
Family Guy
"I just wish you could see yourself the way I see you."
Family Guy
"(laughs) And-and funny, too."
Family Guy
"Morning, sleepyhead."
Family Guy
"Well, I guess we'll pretend this never happened,"
Family Guy
"Snausages."
Family Guy
"and the chicken is for the lady."
Family Guy
"I'll be right back, folks."
Family Guy
"Well, thanks for picking me to break in"
Family Guy
"your new Discover card with."
Family Guy
"Okay, maybe, maybe this has been"
Family Guy
""Girlfriend"? Are you sure, Brian?"
Family Guy
"but I can confirm that a body was removed"
Family Guy
"(phone vibrates)"
Family Guy
"Uh, chef's choice."
Family Guy
"Uh, it was originally called Orchard Field."
Family Guy
"All right. I guess I can do that."
Family Guy
"That was a natural history museum,"
Family Guy
"What, you think this tidal chart's gonna come to life?"
Family Guy
"And let's all face the same direction."
Family Guy
"(quietly): God."
Family Guy
"Good hutting, Glenn. That's my boy, hutting."
Family Guy
"Ah! There it is again!"
Family Guy
"Brian, you're the best dad ever."
Family Guy
"-I'm also a published author. -Self-published."
Family Guy
"But as special as you are to me, I have to put my son first."
Family Guy
"I understand."
Family Guy
"Can you guys wrap this up?"
Family Guy
"Don't miss a second of Family Guy."
Family Guy
"See all new episodes Sundays on Fox."
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
Family Guy
"(scoffs)"
Family Guy
"-Fake news. -(phone chimes)"
Family Guy
"Here you go, guys. A little hot coffee."
Family Guy
"Where'd we even go last night?"
Family Guy
"I have no idea."
Family Guy
"-Cup of coffee, Joe? -Yeah. Thanks."
Family Guy
"(Joe screams)"
Family Guy
"I remember we got really excited about something."
Family Guy
"That's right, that's right, we had that"
Family Guy
"million-dollar business idea."
Family Guy
"-Does anyone remember it? -More coffee, Joe?"
Family Guy
"Sure, I'll take another cup."
Family Guy
"-(Joe screams) -Didn't anyone write it down?"
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, maybe it's in my pocket."
Family Guy
"Peter, are you just rubbing pocket cloth over your wang?"
Family Guy
"I'm actually popping a leg pimple, mister smarty pants."
Family Guy
"Damn it, I'm sick of us always forgetting our great ideas"
Family Guy
"when we're drinking."
Family Guy
"Well, down at work, we wear body cams."
Family Guy
"We could just do that when we're drinking."
Family Guy
"That's a great idea, Joe."
Family Guy
"you put up about me."
Family Guy
"That's not true."
Family Guy
"(scream-sneezes)"
Family Guy
"Wow, Joe, these are pretty cool."
Family Guy
"And we can live stream the footage on my iPad."
Family Guy
"(loudly) How do we talk when they're on?"
Family Guy
"Like, different?"
Family Guy
"No, Peter. Use your normal speaking voice."
Family Guy
"-All right, let's hit it. -Hang on, guys."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna say goodbye to Lois."
Family Guy
"(beep)"
Family Guy
"Where the hell do you think you're going?"
Family Guy
"PETER: I told you, I'm going to the Clam with the guys."
Family Guy
"Oh, surprise, surprise."
Family Guy
"Another night out with the losers."
Family Guy
"PETER: Losers?! Name five things wrong with each of them."
Family Guy
"With pleasure."
Family Guy
"Lois sends her love. Come on, let's go."
Family Guy
"What does she mean, "Can't eat an ear of corn"?"
Family Guy
"I can't help it if my adult teeth never came in."
Family Guy
"She says I call Steinfeld Steinfeld?"
Family Guy
"Of course I do, that's his name. Jerry Steinfeld."
Family Guy
"She says I say erverybody weird?"
Family Guy
"I say erverybody just like erverybody else does."
Family Guy
"You do say that weird."
Family Guy
"(scream-sneezes)"
Family Guy
"TV ANNOUNCER: This Sunday, we turn the Quahog Convention Center"
Family Guy
"See giant monster trucks. Shoot at monster trucks!"
Family Guy
"And best of all, you can smoke inside."
Family Guy
"Or just stand around and smoke inside."
Family Guy
"Seriously, we're cool with it."
Family Guy
"And whenever you feel like it, shout racial stuff."
Family Guy
"You will not be the fattest person there,"
Family Guy
"Spray soda on somebody. Punch a baby."
Family Guy
"Smoke inside. Loud trucks, guns."
Family Guy
"so hold in all your farts till this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!"
Family Guy
"-Farts. -(flatulence)"
Family Guy
"All right, here we go."
Family Guy
"Million-dollar business ideas."
Family Guy
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