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Clips from Family Guy - Bri-Da (S18E18)

"No such thing as a bad idea."
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"-Beer in a bag. -Bad idea."
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"Oh, oh, I got one. Big Tic Tac,"
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"Nice, Glenn, you're on the board."
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"All right, any ideas. No bad ideas."
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"-Soup in a sleeve. -Bad idea."
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"All right, Peter, you're so great,"
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"why don't you give us an idea?"
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"Okay, you know how they put ice in urinals?"
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"Well, what happens to that ice at the end of the day?"
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"It's wasted. We collect urinal ice"
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"and sell it to local bars."
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"Peter, that'll never work."
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"Oh, no?"
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"Is that the tinkling of ice I hear?"
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"All right, let's check out what we did last night."
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"QUAGMIRE: God, that's so shaky."
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"CLEVELAND: It's hard to watch."
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"JOE: That's mine. I'm basically a human Steadicam."
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"-It's beautiful. -So smooth."
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"Lot of guy butts."
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"Yeah, my sight line's a little lower than most."
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"Look at a girl butt once."
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"What the hell were we doing here?"
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"PETER: Oh, this must have been when we were jumping around"
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"to "Jump Around," like the song asked us to."
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"JOE: Oh, yeah, I was so into this song."
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"Look at my footage. I was going bananas."
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"PETER: All right, let's fast-forward a little here."
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"Just looks like we're drinking at a random bar."
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"We ain't talking about any million-dollar ideas."
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"Wait, wait, pause it. Zoom in on that napkin."
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"What does that say?"
Family Guy
"There it is. "Warm cuts.""
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"Like cold cuts, but warm."
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"Our million-dollar idea."
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"Warm cuts? That's dumb."
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"If it's so dumb, how come we're pitching it on Shark Tank?"
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"PETER (on TV): Now, when we first started Warm Cuts,"
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"it was just a gross idea."
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"But this year, we're on track to get sued"
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"for $12.5 million."
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"That's quadruple the projections."
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"You know what, I like your product."
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"But more than that, I like you guys."
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"I'm in, and I'll give you exactly what you're asking for:"
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"$100,000 for ten percent."
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"What do you say?"
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"PETER: Does anyone other than Robert have an offer?"
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"Wait, why are only three of us on Shark Tank?"
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"Yeah, where's Quagmire?"
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"Quagmire, you hooked up."
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"All right."
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"Oh, no, wait, wait. It's on film."
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"That's not all right. What if my boss sees this?"
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"What if my dad sees it?"
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"It's fine, Glenn. You can't even see your face."
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"You did it again, Glenn Quagmire."
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"Oh, my God. Joe, you have to delete this footage."
Family Guy
"Sorry, Glenn, the footage is automatically uploaded"
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"The Internet?! Oh, my God."
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"Oh, it's okay, I'm transgender."
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"Oh, I-I had no idea."
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"BRIAN: Howdy, stranger."
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"Brian? What are you doing here?"
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"-I'm an alcoholic. -Oh, right."
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"So, you saw the video, huh?"
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"Oh, yeah. It's just so hard."
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"Well, it has to be for sex."
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"to watch your son embarrass himself so publicly."
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"Yeah, that parent-child relationship is so special."
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"Sometimes you want to shake 'em by the shoulders"
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"and say, "Aah, what are you doing?""
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"But you just got to give 'em the biggest hug you can"
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"and let 'em know that you'll always be there for them."
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"But, Ida, you can't blame yourself."
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"As much as you want to save your kids from their mistakes,"
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"it's their mistakes that help them grow and change"
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"You know, Brian, that's what I like about you."
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"You're so wise and kind."
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"I think that's what originally drew me to you."
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"Yep, here I am, Mr. Wisdom,"
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"just like every Tuesday."
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"-Brian, it's Thursday. -Oh, boy."
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"Why do you always run yourself down?"
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"You're handsome, you're loyal."
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"You give your paw after a couple of tries."
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"Come on, paw."
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"Paw. Paw..."
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"There you go. Good boy."
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"Ehh, mirrors kind of freak me out."
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"Except for a job and your own home,"
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"you are the full package, Brian Griffin."
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"Ida... should we get a room?"
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"Absolutely."
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"(scoffs) They've got one person working back there."
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"-Morning. -Some night, huh?"
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"Yeah, it really was."
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"-You want to read it? -Oh, God, no."
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"and I'll see you in another two years."
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"(laughs) Yeah."
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"You know what? No."
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"What are you doing Friday night?"
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"Well, that depends."
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"Is Friday Night Videos still a thing?"
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"No, it hasn't been for quite some time."
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"Well, then, I'm free."
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"Does that mean you're asking me out?"
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"I guess it does."
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"You're... not ashamed to be with me?"
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"No, I'm not. I don't care anymore."
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"I guess I'm just not as hung up as I used to be."
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"-(knock on door) -MAN: Room service."
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"Oh, my God, you ordered room service?!"
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"Are you crazy?"
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"What if somebody finds out I'm in here"
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"having goofball sex?"
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"-(knock on door) -MAN: Hello? Room service."
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"I've got your eggs and Snausages."
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"Table 13. The fish is for the gentleman,"
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