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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"I guess the same reason I don't know what grits are, or... hush puppies!"
Archer (2009)
"Hush puppies are little balls of fried cornmeal batter."
Archer (2009)
"Well, and also shoes."
Archer (2009)
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen."
Archer (2009)
"This is captain Ray Gillette, welcoming you aboard from the flight deck."
Archer (2009)
"Flight time to Branson is about three hours."
Archer (2009)
"No it isn't! Shut up! And in the meantime,"
Archer (2009)
"if you look out the left side of the cabin--"
Archer (2009)
"See what? What's Area 51? What's Area--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, even me, and I didn't even know they made shoes out of cornbread."
Archer (2009)
"Well, allegedly, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, so you believe the United States government"
Archer (2009)
"at an air force base in the Nevada desert."
Archer (2009)
"No, this is good."
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe a little closer."
Archer (2009)
"Teacup pig. Oh. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"And how big was Li'l Hamlet when you finally had to get rid of him?"
Archer (2009)
"He was up there. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"But seriously, Ray. Don't dick around with the air force."
Archer (2009)
"That's a top-secret base down there and they've got surface-to-air missiles, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Ra-ay!"
Archer (2009)
"What? God-- Damn it!"
Archer (2009)
"What? That."
Archer (2009)
"Not today, gorgeous, not today."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger! Everybody! Calm down!"
Archer (2009)
"Just ask Europe. Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"No?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, you're not missing much."
Archer (2009)
"No ice. Not a cube."
Archer (2009)
"And I can't wait to hear her flimsy excuse this time."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, those guys look... furious."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, no shit! So thank you, Ray!"
Archer (2009)
"For what, safely landing the plane?"
Archer (2009)
"What, like that cancels out getting it shot down in the first place?"
Archer (2009)
"Who I hope to see on my next BLT!"
Archer (2009)
"A farm! Exactly!"
Archer (2009)
"So unless that farm had a magical talking spider--"
Archer (2009)
"And I don't know that we're accomplishing as much as we could be right now."
Archer (2009)
"You think the CIA's above nerve gas?"
Archer (2009)
"I-- holy shit, that's right, it's the CIA! I've got Q-clearance!"
Archer (2009)
"We're coming out! Don't shoot!"
Archer (2009)
"Guys, it's okay, I--"
Archer (2009)
"He's got a weapon! He's got a weapon! Gun!"
Archer (2009)
"Sweet dash forty-four, tender dash nine, hot dash juicy pork chops!"
Archer (2009)
"Authentication checks out, sir. Says here he's Agent Slater."
Archer (2009)
"Well, our airspace, for starters, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Colonel. Lieutenant Colonel, but during transport of these prisoners--"
Archer (2009)
"black site, pretty icky stuff."
Archer (2009)
"They attempted to overpower me, forcing my pilot to make an emergency landing,"
Archer (2009)
"but before he could radio your tower for permission to land, boom!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh-- He's Israeli! So, just Hebrew. Unless..."
Archer (2009)
"Then how was he gonna radio the tower?"
Archer (2009)
"Which, I mean-- yeah, exactly, and if I spoke Hebrew I would ask him."
Archer (2009)
"- Well-- - R-right after I ask your wife and kids about you,"
Archer (2009)
"when in reality you are literally climbing the walls"
Archer (2009)
"Shisn tsvey hozn mit eyn shos."
Archer (2009)
"Suit yourself. So. And how is our little Abbiejean?"
Archer (2009)
"Mm. Hispanic?"
Archer (2009)
"She's actually Polish."
Archer (2009)
"Is that supposed to be better?"
Archer (2009)
"What? No. They're both--"
Archer (2009)
"Abbiejean. That's from where, again?"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. You know what I think would be wonderful?"
Archer (2009)
"Well yeah, and obviously I talked to my mother of god, you mean you."
Archer (2009)
"They obviously know their way around a potato, but--"
Archer (2009)
"My point... is maybe you should worry about what's gonna happen to us"
Archer (2009)
"Ho, ho, ho, holy shitsnacks!"
Archer (2009)
"C'mon!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, it's worse than I thought."
Archer (2009)
"We might even have to use sour mix."
Archer (2009)
"I am talking about Pam and Krieger running around"
Archer (2009)
"a top secret military installation in their underwear!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah that's no good, huh? They'll probably shoot them on sight."
Archer (2009)
"Security breach, sector nine."
Archer (2009)
"Like, six."
Archer (2009)
"Security breach. Sector nine."
Archer (2009)
"What am I, this map?"
Archer (2009)
"Eh, could be a coincidence. Yeah, like just a fire drill."
Archer (2009)
"Ouch."
Archer (2009)
"So, guess Pam came through here. Jesus, it's like tracking a bear."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, you're breathing though, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Attaboy, shake it off. Bet you probably just have brain--"
Archer (2009)
"Freeze!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, guys. Drop it! I said drop it!"
Archer (2009)
"The weapon! Drop the weapon!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm gonna count to three!"
Archer (2009)
"Look, count to whatever you want."
Archer (2009)
"To name my kid after you?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I-- and Ron can afford it and--"
Archer (2009)
"I'm not selling you the naming rights, Malory!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh... now..."
Archer (2009)
"I guess maybe Malory could be her... middle name?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, obviously that's not worth a hundred thousand dollars, but--"
Archer (2009)
"22.5, and I want a notarized copy of the revised birth certificate"
Archer (2009)
"and I'll kick in five more. Wow."
Archer (2009)
"Pff, like what, how to build a better anal probe?"
Archer (2009)
"Right? I bet their anal technology is light-years ahead of mine."
Archer (2009)
"A light-year's a unit of length, dipshit."
Archer (2009)
"Length. I-- hey ya know what?"
Archer (2009)
"I know how far light travels in vacuum in a Julian year."
Archer (2009)
"Ooooh!"
Archer (2009)
"I, that, my, I-- you know my name?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, head. Head."
Archer (2009)
"Pam! I think he means telepathy."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit, like in scanners?"
Archer (2009)
"No no no, wait! I have Q-clearance!"
Archer (2009)
"Lieutenant Colonel who."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God!"
Archer (2009)
"So okay, here, you can have my weapon."
Archer (2009)
"But I do have some conditions."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, what conditions?"
Archer (2009)
"Well... you're not gonna like 'em."
Archer (2009)
"The tams? The dominoes? The embers? They call this "Classic Rock.""
Archer (2009)
"Ray. Is this Myrtle Beach? No."
Archer (2009)
"Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Ta-take us... with you!"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell, Krieger, did you shove your dick in a socket?"
Archer (2009)
"Did-did-- ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, I am in no mood. Now, get dressed."
Archer (2009)
"into a hangar, and steal an Air Force plane!"
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