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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Since all I wanted was a ride home!"
Archer (2009)
"On my private jet. Wh--? Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, is that before or after Krieger sexually assaulted a two-twenty outlet?"
Archer (2009)
"Which..."
Archer (2009)
"not as hard as I would've thought."
Archer (2009)
"Because it's just de-icing fluid and Tang."
Archer (2009)
"Pam, the truth is out there."
Archer (2009)
"Alrighty then! I think I'm sufficiently drunk enough, so..."
Archer (2009)
"How did you get on the no-fly list?"
Archer (2009)
"but apparently there is, and before you ask, the answer is no, Carol."
Archer (2009)
"Yay! Right?"
Archer (2009)
"All I needed was an airplane!"
Archer (2009)
"I wasn't going to sit around the office all by myself!"
Archer (2009)
"Fine! Then I'll just get my own ice!"
Archer (2009)
"And me and Krieger are all about going to Branson! Booyah!"
Archer (2009)
"And I assume Branson is some sort of all-one-cares-to-eat establishment?"
Archer (2009)
"She has no memory of any of that."
Archer (2009)
"Mm. Not really, though."
Archer (2009)
"you can just make out Nellis Air Force base, home to... Area 51!"
Archer (2009)
"That airspace is all extremely restricted, so--"
Archer (2009)
"- Really? - Ray, get closer!"
Archer (2009)
"- Look, Ray, I know you don't do well with peer pressure-- - Wha-a-a-aa?"
Archer (2009)
"I said, hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Well too bad, because he... went to... live on a..."
Archer (2009)
"It means get naked."
Archer (2009)
"What? Who? Agent Slater."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. How'd you get Slater's codeword?"
Archer (2009)
"You mind telling me why in God's green dick you were in my airspace?"
Archer (2009)
"And then-- well, you know the rest."
Archer (2009)
"Is this true?"
Archer (2009)
"So while you're finding me a new airplane, Air Force guy,"
Archer (2009)
"we're gonna need some sort of shuttle to..."
Archer (2009)
"You're sure you don't want a drink?"
Archer (2009)
"O'Dublin tequila? I mean vodka, maybe."
Archer (2009)
"when they find out you're not Slater!"
Archer (2009)
"But you know what they say about stress."
Archer (2009)
"Exactly, the silent killer."
Archer (2009)
"What are you talking about?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh! Goddamn it. Ya think?"
Archer (2009)
"No, but seriously, Cyril. Cut some limes."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, if it means that much to you--"
Archer (2009)
"I-- Oh, and christen her in a white church,"
Archer (2009)
"Well, whatever then... Parsecs."
Archer (2009)
"No! Stop it! Look, I'm serious. Just radio Lieutenant Colonel."
Archer (2009)
"I thought that guy was a lieutenant,"
Archer (2009)
"I got a cousin in the Air Force."
Archer (2009)
"Guys, I really feel like we should be doing something."
Archer (2009)
"And that, my dear earthlings,"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah? You guys good? If you want a drink, just-- wh--?"
Archer (2009)
"B-but you believe me, don't you?"
Archer (2009)
"so who's up for Branson?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, watch it! Ow! Man, I can't see it!"
Archer (2009)
"Are you shitting me? Everybody knows about Area 51!"
Archer (2009)
"Are we gonna die?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, they don't keep 'em around for their milk."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what? It's not nerve gas, you idiots, it's--"
Archer (2009)
"And not that it's any of your business, lieutenant..."
Archer (2009)
"but they don't know, they haven't seen you in a year."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah she's good, great actually,"
Archer (2009)
"I think it's quite batshit insane!"
Archer (2009)
"Pff, what is this, Myrtle Beach?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh, seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"And while we're doing that, I could do with a whole lot less shit from you,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, thank you! Thank you, God!"
Archer (2009)
"Where the missiles are coming from? It's either that or frickin' crash!"
Archer (2009)
"Get out of the plane now! Let's go, let's move!"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously, is that even a real thing?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh my God, I bet it's nerve gas!"
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it, look, I was just trying to get home from Vegas."
Archer (2009)
"- Ugh, we are... - C'mon, nothing by the drifters?"
Archer (2009)
"Are you serious? Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"It's where the government keeps all the aliens that have crashed on earth."
Archer (2009)
"Ray? Krieger!"
Archer (2009)
"Hmph! Well, Agent Slater!"
Archer (2009)
"Q-clearance? We'll see about that."
Archer (2009)
"Did you guys see that?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh, fine, then I'll send money for a stupid train ticket."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, sorry, just making sure there's not a third option we haven't--"
Archer (2009)
"and you want me to wire a thousand dollars"
Archer (2009)
"You shut up! Jesus, I'm sending you the money for your stupid plane ticket!"
Archer (2009)
"and I'm really liking her nanny."
Archer (2009)
"Tell me! Tell me you saw them!"
Archer (2009)
"Realsies, realsies? Yeah!"
Archer (2009)
"And that's how you ask? Wait, Pam? Is that you?"
Archer (2009)
"What, on the floor? Are you serious?"
Archer (2009)
"And not to knock the air force, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Whoa, hang on, what're you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"is actually harboring extra-terrestrial life-forms"
Archer (2009)
"Should we, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Like three hundred shit-covered pounds."
Archer (2009)
"They think you ran off with a stripper,"
Archer (2009)
"so you went to Vegas, and now you're drunk and broke outside a casino,"
Archer (2009)
"A thousand times no."
Archer (2009)
"No. Ray!"
Archer (2009)
"Ray says he can land us at Nellis!"
Archer (2009)
"I think I can land it! But I gotta... put it down... at Nellis!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Pam! Happy?"
Archer (2009)
"But who needs ice?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't shoot! Hands up, everybody!"
Archer (2009)
"Because they don't have my brands, I don't even recognize most of these."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, use your talking words! Just slap her."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Pamela. And yours, Algernop."
Archer (2009)
"In three! Two! Wait!"
Archer (2009)
"Pam! Seriously, get your shit together."
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe instead of worrying about what cocktails to make--"
Archer (2009)
"So you do believe me?"
Archer (2009)
"compliments of the CIA and MK-Ultra. Jesus Christ..."
Archer (2009)
"Help! Get it off!"
Archer (2009)
"It's only the biggest country music tourist destination in the world!"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, probably today, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. How about now?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what? What does that even mean?"
Archer (2009)
"Do not shoot!"
Archer (2009)
"I didn't pick it."
Archer (2009)
"What's your authentication phrase?"
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"Reds Yiddish? Nisht?"
Archer (2009)
"So no, just Hebrew."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh wait. Aw crap, this is totally nine!"
Archer (2009)
"Although it's probably because they found that poor kid you clobbered."
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