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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Carol, hey, shut up. I need your help."
Archer (2009)
"because Lana hired some Pakistani dude to shoot you,"
Archer (2009)
"No. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! C'mon, I really need your help."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, where do I send the--"
Archer (2009)
"Which would be great..."
Archer (2009)
"If I were not on the no-fly list."
Archer (2009)
"What is important is getting me home."
Archer (2009)
"Which would also be great..."
Archer (2009)
"I will not-- I cannot ride the bus."
Archer (2009)
"Wh--? Stop! Goddamn it, I said no!"
Archer (2009)
"Simone, I swear to God, I will rub"
Archer (2009)
"Asmodeus, destroyer of men."
Archer (2009)
"And one of us would go pretty much anywhere to piss off your mother."
Archer (2009)
"Besides, Branson isn't just country music!"
Archer (2009)
"How do you not know about Branson?"
Archer (2009)
"Well thank you, Cyril. I was just angry, now I'm confused and angry."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Cyril, shut up."
Archer (2009)
"Get in closer, I can't see jack dick!"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh come on, you pussy! - For the love of God, man!"
Archer (2009)
"And what are you wearing?"
Archer (2009)
"It was in the crew locker. I think it looks pretty sharp."
Archer (2009)
"Ray! Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it. Everybody hang on!"
Archer (2009)
"God damn it!"
Archer (2009)
"Ya know..."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ, Ray, do something!"
Archer (2009)
"Besides fly the goddamn plane?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you're already-- sorry, I didn't know what the deal was, if you--"
Archer (2009)
"You mean right at Area 51?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean... yes?"
Archer (2009)
"It's perfectly fine without ice."
Archer (2009)
"Come in dear, what're you doing? Come in here."
Archer (2009)
"Hello!"
Archer (2009)
"Hello dear, drink? Uh, no?"
Archer (2009)
"Get out the plane! Put your hands up!"
Archer (2009)
"You were the one yapping your damn head off about my damn teacup pig!"
Archer (2009)
"C'mon, let's go. Gun's out, buns out."
Archer (2009)
"Q-clearance! I've got Q-clearance!"
Archer (2009)
"Since I have CIA clearance and all."
Archer (2009)
"of a farmhouse in Virginia somewhere, out of your mind on LSD,"
Archer (2009)
"I assume you have an officer's club? Yep."
Archer (2009)
"Jeeps! Gimme two jeeps up here, on the double! Jeeps, goddamn it, jeeps!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, in the... low nineties on that."
Archer (2009)
"Again, it was my grandmother's name."
Archer (2009)
"A border moat? ...Is if she had her grandmother's name."
Archer (2009)
"Thoughts?"
Archer (2009)
"That's what I'm saying, Cyril. I don't even know if I can make cocktails!"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell's the air force spending all those kajillions of dollars on?"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, I should worry about all kinds of shit."
Archer (2009)
"C'mon, anybody?"
Archer (2009)
"What? What is wrong with you?"
Archer (2009)
"It was, it-it-it-- Just slap him."
Archer (2009)
"Uhh! Where are you going?"
Archer (2009)
"When they're supposed to be prisoners!"
Archer (2009)
"Well?"
Archer (2009)
"Well what, Cyril? Yes, obviously I'm gonna go after them..."
Archer (2009)
"So just calm down, do something with your hands. Cut some limes."
Archer (2009)
"You think that's for us? I don't know. What sector is this?"
Archer (2009)
"It was empty anyway."
Archer (2009)
"So hey, you may not know this, since I assume you get yours for free,"
Archer (2009)
"but guns are actually pretty expensive--"
Archer (2009)
"A hundred thousand. Mm-hm."
Archer (2009)
"Dollars. Mm."
Archer (2009)
"She's not a frickin' bowl game!"
Archer (2009)
"Really? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"on my desk by Friday."
Archer (2009)
"Real life E.T.'s! My God, I hope we find them. I have so many questions!"
Archer (2009)
"Very good, Pamela."
Archer (2009)
"But, but, but-but but-but-- English?"
Archer (2009)
"He can straighten this whole thing out!"
Archer (2009)
"Lieutenant Colonel who? What?"
Archer (2009)
"Wow, all right, this is pretty embarrassing."
Archer (2009)
"and that his last name was Colonel."
Archer (2009)
"Whew!"
Archer (2009)
"good thing you guys have airplanes."
Archer (2009)
"is the key to understanding the entire universe."
Archer (2009)
"Well, at least as we understand it."
Archer (2009)
"I will, if you shut up!"
Archer (2009)
"We have to go steal a plane from the United States Air Force."
Archer (2009)
"Ray! Wie geht's?"
Archer (2009)
"Pff, darf min gehn in kolledj?"
Archer (2009)
"I-- Pam, I saw a blinding white flash, that's it. No E.T., no Alf..."
Archer (2009)
"You believe I'm telling the truth!"
Archer (2009)
"No! You stupid idiot!"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh, yes I'll accept the charges."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn, who is it? Cancer?"
Archer (2009)
"I think it's Mr. Archer. Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yes. - Great, shut up, because I'm talking to Carol,"
Archer (2009)
"and Carol, here's the deal-- let me guess. You're all butt-hurt"
Archer (2009)
"to buy you a plane ticket and a pre-flight whore."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, I'm gonna list everything you just said that's totally wrong. A..."
Archer (2009)
"Not outside a casino, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up? But--"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on! Make him beg!"
Archer (2009)
"Pam, goddamn it, I said shut up!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh..."
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"I wanna fly the plane!"
Archer (2009)
"You know, who knows? It's the government. That's not important--"
Archer (2009)
"I wanna fly the train!"
Archer (2009)
"Wow, I had no idea there was a "no-train" list."
Archer (2009)
"Well, neither did I,"
Archer (2009)
"your own remaining teeth in your eyes!"
Archer (2009)
"You ain't got..."
Archer (2009)
"So. I don't care what it costs me, financially or self-respectfully,"
Archer (2009)
"but I need you to do me a big favor."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, you look like shit."
Archer (2009)
"And--"
Archer (2009)
"And obviously thank you, too."
Archer (2009)
"So why is it full of you idiots?"
Archer (2009)
"Because one of us needed"
Archer (2009)
"some multi-engine time for his pilot's license--"
Archer (2009)
"Hello. Hello? Son of a..."
Archer (2009)
"No. I'll drink it neat."
Archer (2009)
"You're kidding, right? Say what?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait a minute, is this about Cherlene? Who?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what? You don't remember being the number one country singer in America?"
Archer (2009)
"Pfff, okay..."
Archer (2009)
"There's Tony Orlando, Charo--"
Archer (2009)
"the comedy stylings of Yakov Smirnoff!"
Archer (2009)
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