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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"Wh-? Dammitrieger, you -- ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- of Gerogia clay... - Oh my God."
Archer (2009)
"This is exactly how I pictured their house."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, wait until you see inside, díos mio,"
Archer (2009)
"What, just because you have no taste."
Archer (2009)
"Or patience, so if you could hurry up"
Archer (2009)
"and get our money -- And cocaine and cocaine"
Archer (2009)
"get the cocai --"
Archer (2009)
"Oh my God Lana, Lana, you know what I could"
Archer (2009)
"- totally go for right now?! - Some cocaine?"
Archer (2009)
"Did I tell you? Here, give me your gun."
Archer (2009)
"Now push that button, right there."
Archer (2009)
"This is the best kitchen ever!"
Archer (2009)
"Aww mercy, thank you... Ya know, if we could go back in"
Archer (2009)
"- Goddammit... - But overall"
Archer (2009)
"bitch to scrub your brains out of the grout."
Archer (2009)
"Charles, por favor! You have your cocaine,"
Archer (2009)
"- just give them their money! - Oh okay sure,"
Archer (2009)
"- What do you mean, gone?! - Not gone gone,"
Archer (2009)
"you-know-who has it -- Wh-?! Ramón?!"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling... díos mio,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Sterling, I'm s-so c-cold..."
Archer (2009)
"- I cannot explain right now. - Oh really?!"
Archer (2009)
"Why, because you're -- Dying, right, sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Take the money, God knows you've earned it."
Archer (2009)
"All I ask, is one small favor..."
Archer (2009)
"just forgive me for what's about to happen."
Archer (2009)
"- were you kissing him?! - With what appeared"
Archer (2009)
"My God, it's not as if I care. As long --"
Archer (2009)
"Is that what you were going to say?!"
Archer (2009)
"I have a country music star to manage."
Archer (2009)
"- Says you! - Says your contract,"
Archer (2009)
"missy! Read it!"
Archer (2009)
"You read it! Goddammit."
Archer (2009)
"Well I'm not the one who sold twenty kilos of coke"
Archer (2009)
"- for... Monopoly money! - Huh? What?"
Archer (2009)
"Son of a...! Sterling, you fool,"
Archer (2009)
"- They're all dead! - Yeah, but..."
Archer (2009)
"- are they? - We got out of there"
Archer (2009)
"- Even Ramón? - Especially Ramón."
Archer (2009)
"I bet the whole thing was his idea."
Archer (2009)
"piece of the puzzle, Lana! They'd already stolen our coke,"
Archer (2009)
"But this way, we have twenty kilos of pure,"
Archer (2009)
"- uncut, Colombian cocaine. - Holy shit, yes!"
Archer (2009)
"Which we had already stolen, so we still would've had it!"
Archer (2009)
"Plus the counterfeit million dollars,"
Archer (2009)
"Like, fifty times I tried to explain this!"
Archer (2009)
"Ta-daaaaa! Jesus, it's like trying to"
Archer (2009)
"explain particle physics to... a particle."
Archer (2009)
"we are dead, so he will never think to come looking for us again!"
Archer (2009)
"It was still a stupid,"
Archer (2009)
"stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid plan."
Archer (2009)
"and B, ISIS owned that penthouse, so -"
Archer (2009)
"It never struck you as odd"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, what a scary new feeling for you."
Archer (2009)
"serious just now, when you said you set up"
Archer (2009)
"- Hello, people would steal it? - I realize."
Archer (2009)
"And the sooner we sell this cocaine,"
Archer (2009)
"- to move in? - And so, the sooner"
Archer (2009)
"lemme eat forty pounds of coke-filled rubbers,"
Archer (2009)
"- Musketeer, huh?! - Kinda."
Archer (2009)
"a district attorney to blackmail,"
Archer (2009)
"I'll start looking for a laundromat."
Archer (2009)
"price per kilo... But there's nothing"
Archer (2009)
"- really a biker gang? - Who gives a shit?"
Archer (2009)
"assassins, the KGB, the IRA remember, North Korea,"
Archer (2009)
"covert operatives with an extremely dangerous set"
Archer (2009)
"Goddammit, tell me you're not -- Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"an unwed mother?!"
Archer (2009)
"- I think he's dead. - Pam?"
Archer (2009)
"- Pam! - Sterling?"
Archer (2009)
"- Sterling can you hear me? - Ramón?!"
Archer (2009)
"Sí, mi amigo, soy yo!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus! Alright already!"
Archer (2009)
"a finder's fee? Five thousand a kilo."
Archer (2009)
"that would be increíble! You and me, together at last..."
Archer (2009)
"Implying that you two haven't ever, cough,"
Archer (2009)
"Just some guys. We'll go see them, they're cool,"
Archer (2009)
"then maybe being a c -- Not a,"
Archer (2009)
"What, we agreed on fifty grand a kilo!"
Archer (2009)
"- cocaine and not be dead? - I've actually"
Archer (2009)
"No, Ramón, getting my stolen money back"
Archer (2009)
"that's crazy, we didn't even kiss!"
Archer (2009)
"thing is kinda your fault, so you're taking us to"
Archer (2009)
"You'd be amazed what you people do"
Archer (2009)
"we're pretty happy. Even though it's gonna be a"
Archer (2009)
"- you're being facetious. Extra-eemly, yes."
Archer (2009)
"- I'll do anything! - You name it kid,"
Archer (2009)
"- of a dying man! - Who you had a crush on."
Archer (2009)
"I -- no, I -- go smoke some menthols!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes. And I don't have time for this,"
Archer (2009)
"And, I'm sorry, the money is where, exactly?"
Archer (2009)
"It's counterfeit! Every last bill!"
Archer (2009)
"was this was all just a huge set up!"
Archer (2009)
"my contact's people may buy the rest."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on. Legs!"
Archer (2009)
"- Stop eating it, dammit! - Pam?"
Archer (2009)
"So yes, I am your mother's contact."
Archer (2009)
"Right, sorry, I -- Archer."
Archer (2009)
"was this all a scam, or -- No, I swear,"
Archer (2009)
"Alright, Sterling, calm down."
Archer (2009)
"- in a hurry... - Ramóoooon!"
Archer (2009)
"- which now we don't have! - Ohhhhh..."
Archer (2009)
"Not as scary as having to live"
Archer (2009)
"And when that drug money starts pouring in,"
Archer (2009)
"you'll be in charge of laundering."
Archer (2009)
"feeling like you're super-judgy and that's me?!"
Archer (2009)
"what if maybe that goal's not realistic?"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling, please! This is loco!"
Archer (2009)
"what kind of "history" you two have together, but --"
Archer (2009)
"- A, the coke is gone... - What?!"
Archer (2009)
"our assets if you'd warned us we were about to be"
Archer (2009)
"- arrested for treason! - Oh for the love,"
Archer (2009)
"- well? - Probably because"
Archer (2009)
"when you think you're alone. Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Wh-? You two know each other?!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, you and I, more me, were two of the best"
Archer (2009)
"Only if you promise to periodically micromanage it."
Archer (2009)
"about her contact, no picture,"
Archer (2009)
"my har -- to beat, yerp,"
Archer (2009)
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