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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"right goddamn now?!"
Archer (2009)
"I actually don't have to do it ever."
Archer (2009)
"- And so I ask again, why are you?! - Mm-m."
Archer (2009)
"How can they seize my penthouse?!"
Archer (2009)
"when she dropped off the key."
Archer (2009)
"in Casa de Addams Family with you two!"
Archer (2009)
"how long are you going to throw that in my face?!"
Archer (2009)
"Probably at least through the weekend."
Archer (2009)
"Miami."
Archer (2009)
"Besides ninety percent of all mosquitoes and Cubans"
Archer (2009)
"A buyer for twenty kilos of our cocaine."
Archer (2009)
"- a drug deal. - How else are we"
Archer (2009)
"- We can't have a yard sale. - Plus it's illegal?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, don't worry about that..."
Archer (2009)
"not screwing up this deal, because if it all goes well,"
Archer (2009)
"the sooner we'll all be set for life."
Archer (2009)
"Gilded Age mansion. Which -- where the hell is"
Archer (2009)
"Hello? I've finished!"
Archer (2009)
"- Hello, pregnant? -- Dr. Krieger has"
Archer (2009)
"devised a way to transport the cocaine"
Archer (2009)
"- undetected. - Oh, you were serious?"
Archer (2009)
"Wh-? God! Dammit! - Sometimes it's hard"
Archer (2009)
"- to tell with you! - And since Carol insists"
Archer (2009)
"No no no no no! Again!"
Archer (2009)
"- will be going with you. - Kinda like the third"
Archer (2009)
"can totally be absorbed through the skin,"
Archer (2009)
"My God, how I envy the deaf."
Archer (2009)
"- ISIS accounts, we're broke. - Hopefully not for long."
Archer (2009)
"- And emasculate me. - Cyril,"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh! It smells like a skunk ape!"
Archer (2009)
"Casts smell bad when you take 'em off it's a"
Archer (2009)
"- not six hours! - So listen,"
Archer (2009)
"your mother's got the time in here, the place,"
Archer (2009)
"Are you not?! Lana, it's the A-Team"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh shit. - What,"
Archer (2009)
"No, Leon!"
Archer (2009)
"Really, so this super-judgy feeling I'm feeling is just me"
Archer (2009)
"two days into this whole drug cartel thing,"
Archer (2009)
"and you're already addicted to cocaine."
Archer (2009)
"c-co -- oh. Um..."
Archer (2009)
"She's all... coke-strong."
Archer (2009)
"I wonder what ever happened to --"
Archer (2009)
"buy this business with some little money I borrow from Mamá,"
Archer (2009)
"Lana! He's helping a dear friend!"
Archer (2009)
"Sí, claro. And also how you say,"
Archer (2009)
"- to be a red leather banquette! - Dios mío,"
Archer (2009)
"expressing affection! It doesn't make him gay!"
Archer (2009)
"these buyers of yours, Ramón. Who are they?"
Archer (2009)
"- Kachoooo! - That's flour, by the way."
Archer (2009)
"- Or even unlaughable? - Get out!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana he gave his palabra!"
Archer (2009)
"- an art collector... - A transatlantic"
Archer (2009)
"Pam! Quit eating all the goddamn cocaine!"
Archer (2009)
"Or whatever, here's your fondue set, and..."
Archer (2009)
"- was there only one blue fork? - What the hell?!"
Archer (2009)
"- Eighty dollars. - For a fork?!"
Archer (2009)
"But I tested it, it's very pure."
Archer (2009)
"- fifty grand... - Way to go, Pam."
Archer (2009)
"Well that's just terrific."
Archer (2009)
"Because... You dum-dums,"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh my God the burden. - Make sure"
Archer (2009)
"you take the fondue set Can I finish?!"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling, are you angry with me?"
Archer (2009)
"isn't loco, it's -- Wait, what's the word"
Archer (2009)
"- Zip! - Do you even hear"
Archer (2009)
"- how crazy you sound? - Do you?!"
Archer (2009)
"I dunno, yes, shut up. Ramón, I'm sorry but this whole"
Archer (2009)
"wherever Charles and Rudi are having a money fight"
Archer (2009)
"- with our million bucks. - A million and eighty."
Archer (2009)
"- that she is pregnant. - Oh my God,"
Archer (2009)
"but -- What's her problem?"
Archer (2009)
"40 miles of mountain road..."
Archer (2009)
"But... how is that possible?"
Archer (2009)
"I've got the whole house wired up."
Archer (2009)
"she doesn't know anyone's watching."
Archer (2009)
"- they just redid the kitchen. - Ahem."
Archer (2009)
"- we've got it right here. - Oh! Great, yes,"
Archer (2009)
"- I only totally insist! - Oh. So,"
Archer (2009)
"You still get your cut, 'cuz you-know who says good"
Archer (2009)
"- job on you-know-what! - What?!"
Archer (2009)
"- Por qué no te callas?! - Ramón!"
Archer (2009)
"Ramón!"
Archer (2009)
"- I'm... sorry. - Sorry baby"
Archer (2009)
"- Before I die. - Yes, Ramón,"
Archer (2009)
"savings bond, a puppy, breastfeed you senseless..."
Archer (2009)
"- to be tongue... - Because, I --"
Archer (2009)
"As long as I brought back the money!"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, I'm the idiot? - I mean, historically..."
Archer (2009)
"- Will you come on?! - But the gunshots..."
Archer (2009)
"- all the blood. - Blood packs and blanks."
Archer (2009)
"Aha! You're forgetting a key"
Archer (2009)
"Aha! But this way, my way, Archer thinks"
Archer (2009)
"Well A, they're the government,"
Archer (2009)
"Since when?"
Archer (2009)
"Since this new thing called always?"
Archer (2009)
"that you lived there for ten years and never paid a dime in rent?!"
Archer (2009)
"But I realize now that I was mistaken."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh, no, I'm just working here,"
Archer (2009)
"not moving in. I was smart enough to put"
Archer (2009)
"- my apartment in Ron's name. - We all could've hidden"
Archer (2009)
"Well, then you'll have to throw it from Miami."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, no, why, what's in --"
Archer (2009)
"- on earth? - That sounds high."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, now you sound high."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, you were serious? - Did I not"
Archer (2009)
"- look serious?! - Well maybe she"
Archer (2009)
"couldn't tell, because you seemed pretty"
Archer (2009)
"supposed to sell it? It's not like we can have"
Archer (2009)
"- a yard sale. - Yeah, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"My point. Is how did you, Malory,"
Archer (2009)
"possibly, set up a major drug deal?"
Archer (2009)
"- Kinda feel like I should. - Just worry about"
Archer (2009)
"And the sooner we can move out of this enormous,"
Archer (2009)
"- Woodhouse? - In the pool."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ, how long does it take him"
Archer (2009)
"- you go to Miami... - Oh, I'm sorry,"
Archer (2009)
"- and we're off. - Don't be ridiculous -"
Archer (2009)
"on keeping Ms. Gillette here as a voice coach..."
Archer (2009)
"Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, teeeeee!"
Archer (2009)
"Do - And also"
Archer (2009)
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