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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"- I'm not ear-crippled! - Well,"
Archer (2009)
"I mean it's not great, but... This is still some primo shit."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, we're like BFF's now."
Archer (2009)
"Since Ramón gave his word that you people"
Archer (2009)
"- Right?! - Popety, pop pop pop, pow."
Archer (2009)
"For what mother, a funeral?!"
Archer (2009)
"I hope you're a better lawyer than she is a singer."
Archer (2009)
"I just thought it was because I banged the landlord's"
Archer (2009)
"- Thank you. - Como siempre."
Archer (2009)
"We'll call it one million and eighty dollars!"
Archer (2009)
"- and you're embarrassing me! - I am."
Archer (2009)
"- fired back up boop! - It's just we're like,"
Archer (2009)
"I see now, what you were saying."
Archer (2009)
"I would have thought that goes without saying."
Archer (2009)
"- goddamn balloonist! - So, why does she want"
Archer (2009)
"But since that, um, special "plaster" in your cast"
Archer (2009)
"whole side of the organization to you?"
Archer (2009)
"- And you... - Acquiesced."
Archer (2009)
"chocolate chip ice cream. In your refrigerated drawer."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, couple Q's, I'd love some A's."
Archer (2009)
"is a cash-based business. Why don't I just leave that"
Archer (2009)
"kind of like the A-Team, but we sell drugs."
Archer (2009)
"I'd have to be. And I will be,"
Archer (2009)
"Nice, eh? Is the best club in Miami."
Archer (2009)
"And do you have to do that"
Archer (2009)
"an office in Miami, and that office is gonna need"
Archer (2009)
"- of a fake shootout?! - See what I'm saying?"
Archer (2009)
"We made a body cast out of the coke."
Archer (2009)
"- Poppety pop pop, cocaine. - So can you"
Archer (2009)
"- I know. - Don't you think"
Archer (2009)
"and we've got about a five hour flight home, with Pam..."
Archer (2009)
"- Who is you-know-who?! I, uh --"
Archer (2009)
"- sorry baby sorry baby... - Lanaaa! Get cocaaaaaaine!"
Archer (2009)
"Do, re, mi, fa -- No! Again!"
Archer (2009)
"it was muy complicado Lana! And the last wish"
Archer (2009)
"- about this deal... - Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"how long are you gonna use that for an excuse?"
Archer (2009)
"- throw in a pound of coke? - Can I?!"
Archer (2009)
"- No, amigo, estas bien! - But I'm s-so,"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, in your masturbators, you idiot."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, save some for us, bitches!"
Archer (2009)
"And what did I say about that horn?!"
Archer (2009)
"- since he's crippled... - And also since"
Archer (2009)
"Pam, chop chop, torso! Ugh, this smells like a kennel,"
Archer (2009)
"But the point is, we are highly trained"
Archer (2009)
"- Hannibal Montana? - What the--? Pam?!"
Archer (2009)
"of treason, we are now forced to transfer"
Archer (2009)
"Are you shitting me? I can't hear anything over"
Archer (2009)
"Do, re --"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, duh! You need investors?!"
Archer (2009)
"- dun't worry about it. - Kinda feel like I should."
Archer (2009)
"It's so weird, I mean, she's a billionaire,"
Archer (2009)
"and the sweets. We're gonna round that down"
Archer (2009)
"- I'm taking off another fifty... - The hell you are!"
Archer (2009)
"- Of course it is real. - Ramón?"
Archer (2009)
"b-hole about the fork. It's not even real LCreue."
Archer (2009)
"- To Ramón, Of all people! - Look, I don't know"
Archer (2009)
"Probably at least through childbirth."
Archer (2009)
"- the swimming pool... - I meant! Ass!"
Archer (2009)
"- Turn it up! - 40 miles"
Archer (2009)
"time there's a few things we'd change..."
Archer (2009)
"What, like hearted? Ramón, what the hell,"
Archer (2009)
"is just muy complicado. Sorry,"
Archer (2009)
"- So, um, quick question... - Why the hell"
Archer (2009)
"and they had the money! Why go to the trouble"
Archer (2009)
"History?! What're you trying to --"
Archer (2009)
"How can they do that?!"
Archer (2009)
"Are you shitting me?!"
Archer (2009)
"not even a name? What if this "person" is"
Archer (2009)
"- Ugh! - Right?"
Archer (2009)