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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Women, respect..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, here's T ara Reid buying a gallon ofvodka..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah, what a good night's rest."
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"I had that wonderful recurring dream where..."
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"Now, how about a kiss? Good God, Francine! Your roots are showing!"
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"I know. My hairdresser..."
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"Don't cry in front ofthe fish."
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"With the crusts cut off and cherryJell-O!"
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"Someday I'd like to have a swimming pool..."
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"- Can I getyour autograph for him. - Sure."
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"- What?"
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"Well, that's great, sweetheart. Congratulations."
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"Hey, it's been a while."
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"He had his Japanese friend do his writing assignment. Look."
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"Go ahead, Eric. Be a hero."
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"That's what I thought, punk ass."
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"No, no. No, wait. We live in American."
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"I have a friend who "Ameri-will.""
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"None. See that? That's over 1 0,000 rejection letters and counting."
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"Have I inspired you to do that writing assignment?"
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"is glued to a table and he slowly starves to death?"
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"That's good stuff. Thanks,J.C."
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"People are never gonna see me in Us Weekly and say..."
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""Ooh, Roger... picks up a vase just like us.""
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"to put expelled uterine matter in my hair."
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"Just a postcard that says your hair looks like crap."
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"- What's goin' on? - I'm gonna be published! Oh, glorious day!"
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"What about all that stuff about not needing recognition?"
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"Now, let's see which one of my Patriot Pigeon books they're publishing."
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"A book about me?"
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"I'm gonna be a star! Steve, you're the best!"
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"Oh, who gives a flying fig? I'm a star!"
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"It's easy. Any idiot can do it."
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"It's not fair, Francine."
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"Yes. Yes, people are gonna know that."
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"Hey, everyone, I'm Steve's father!"
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"He came from my seed! And she was the manure."
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"Dad, it's okay. I'm not into this whole book thing anyway."
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"But to get on, he needs to have the number-one children's book in town."
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"- Ah, a hook, a hook, a hook."
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"- That's a bar of soapyou painted black. - Yeah, hang on,J.D."
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"Oh, my God! Is it here?"
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"I- I- I don't- l don't get it."
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"And it's not sillyjuice! It's necessaryjuice!"
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"Watch your back."
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"You bastard!"
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"'Cause ifyou loved me, you wouldn't want me to have ugly hair."
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"I have to go put some ointment on that hideous cesarean scar I have because ofyou."
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"Good night."
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"But at least there were two headlights at the end ofthe tunnel."
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"How did you know?"
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"Good morn', mateys."
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"In fact, I'm not going to askyou any questions."
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"Steve, I will askyou one question."
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"whom would you like to thank foryour success?"
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"Well, Captain Monty..."
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"- And the shoes. I want the shoes."
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"Yeah, you're a pretty boy..."
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"Oh, yeah. Did I start talking like Robert Evans?"
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"Did I even know who Robert Evans was?"
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"Stop this nonsense, Steve."
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"Dude, his name is S now. And S does what S wants."
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"Ow! Ow! Stubbed my toe! Stubbed my toe! Stubbed my toe! Stubbed my toe!"
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"Worst part's over. Worst part's over. Worst part's over."
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"Guilty as charged. But I'm gonna make good on it all."
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"That's not her! She's ancient."
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"But everything else should be mi- Oh, God!"
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"Guess I'll be cutting the crusts off my own sandwiches from now on."
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"Hey, your knife goes real well with my novelty alien hand."
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"And how great is my new horror-movie ring tone?"
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"Wow, you look just like me."
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"- Hombre, what's the matter? - It's just I kinda miss my family."
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"Spike Baltar's dead in your pool."
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"Sorry, pal, you're goin' to jail..."
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"Jell-O... away..."
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"afteryou're raped... in the shower."
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"And there was only one place I could turn."
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"Wanted a pool filed with cherryJell-O."
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"Well, in the end, l got it."
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"thatjoke about the 1 0-inch pianist."
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"I can 't believe l never got that before."
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"Stars- they're just I i ke us."
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"and a case of morning-after pills."
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"I'm giving a lecture naked, and I'm a resounding success."
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"Iost his touch when he decided he was straight."
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"- Apparently, it is a choice. - Yes, it is."
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"But it's impossible to get an appointment unless you know somebody."
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"Butyou do know somebody, Francine. You know Roger."
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"Oh, wait. He's just a nobody."
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"Morning, Steve. I packed your favorite lunch, P.B. and J."
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"Anyway, Dad..."
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"Dad, that's Steve's report card."
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"What doyou know? And I'm getting straight A's."
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"Steve, how could you be failing English?"
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"It's not my fault. My teacher hates me."
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"Well, perhaps I need to pay Mr. Durban a little visit."
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"Oh, Mr. Durban, the pleasure was all mine."
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"And thanks, Lynn, for the delicious maple scones."
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"Can we have another pony ride?"
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"Oh, uh, Mr. Durban. I almost forgot. I wanted to askyou-"
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"- Shut up! Don't look at me!"
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"Get on the floor! You, get me more maple scones!"
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"Good night, Lynn. Oh, don't get up, kids."
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"- What?"
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"- I mean, why'd you cheat? - I'm sorry."
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"It's just creative writing is hard. I can't do it."
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"We live in America. No."
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"No, wait. That's not right. We are American."
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"Where-Where was l goin' with this?"
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"Um, I said creative writing is hard."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, perseverance, Steve. It's all about perseverance."
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"And ifl "Ameri-can't" teach you about it..."
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"Well, that sounded good. Had a bumpy start there, but I think I pulled it together."
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"Steve, meet Patriot Pigeon."
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"You wrote a children's book?"
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"No, Steve, I wrote 3,01 2 children's books."
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"Each chronicling the adventures of Patriot Pigeon..."
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"Wow! So how many ofyour books have been published?"
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"You see, Steve, true success isn't about getting recognition or fame."
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"It's about never giving up. So what doyou say?"
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