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Clips from Seinfeld - The Secretary (S06E06)

"- I want my mother's fur coat back too. - Jerry, come on."
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"- Now. - Now?"
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"No. Not on me."
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"Well, I need to see that ticket."
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"Yeah, but this is different."
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"Those fur-storage warehouses are huge."
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"You can't get anything without a number."
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"All right. I'll be back."
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"Yeah. It looks good here, but what does that mean?"
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"I don't know. I have to think about it."
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"- I'm so grateful. - Yes. Well..."
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"I told him you've been doing great work."
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"I said you deserved a raise, and if you didn't get it..."
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"It was just so generous."
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"Don't worry about it. He's got plenty of money."
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"- I tell you, Mr. Steinbrenner- - You're making more than I am."
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"- ... than her boss. - Well, apparently they can."
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"I'm not this hip-y."
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"Hey. Hey, what do you think of this?"
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"You'll never pull it off."
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"Hey. What's going on in there?"
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"Yeah."
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"- What clothes? - Didn't Elaine call you?"
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"No."
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"Well, what are you doing here?"
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"I need that ticket stub back so I can get my mom's fur coat out."
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"The stub. Yeah. I left it in my- My pants."
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"What? You sold your pants to Bania? Let me in."
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"I had Uma Thurman's number written on that stub."
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"I lost Uma's number."
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"- You mean, what you were wearing? - Yeah."
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"This- This isn't gonna work for me."
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"- No? - No. Because you're taking that one."
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"That's preposterous."
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"Well, I suppose that salt stain came from all the snow in the store."
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"Shall I wrap it, or will you wear it out?"
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"No. You can wrap it."
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"- Kramer, you still in there? - Elaine?"
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"Jerry?"
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"- Elaine, where's Kramer? - Bania?"
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"- Jerry. - Bania."
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"Your nancy-boy cream leaked all over the pockets."
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"- Suit's ruined. - You're not getting any money back."
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"- Uma's number's on that ticket. - Never mind Uma."
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"I need that ticket to get my mother's coat."
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"Why not just give him the money?"
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"I'm not giving him $300 now for a suit with moisturizer cream all over it."
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"- I got an idea. - What?"
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"- Pretty good. - Yeah."
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"See, the thing is, I'm in an awkward position here..."
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"...but I need a dry-cleaning ticket that's in the pocket of those pants."
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"All you gotta do is tell Kramer to give me my money back..."
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"- ... and you'll get your ticket. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, all right. Well, tell you what I will do, Bania."
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"You give me the ticket..."
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"...and I will take you out for a nice dinner."
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"You wanna go to Mendy's, I'll take you to Mendy's."
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"- Twice. I wanna go twice. - All right, let's be reasonable, Bania."
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"I'm taking you out for dinner. All I want is a little ticket."
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"All right."
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"But, Mr. Steinbrenner, how can I be expected to perform my job properly..."
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"I understand what you're saying."
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"As a young man in Cleveland, I hitchhiked to work."
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"One time I got picked up by a bakery truck."
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"Think that smells good? Try being cooped up in one of those babies."
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"Sure, I like a cupcake every now and then like everybody else."
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"You know, I like it when they have a little cream inside. It's a surprise."
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"That's good. The chocolate ones are good too."
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"A lot of times, I'll mix the two together. Make a vanilla-fudge."
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"Here. You don't know what this is costing me."
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"All right. Nice work."
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"Wait. Where's Uma's number?"
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"The moisturizer smudged out the phone number."
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"It must have been the botanical extracts."
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"You trying to get out of Mendy's?"
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"- You can't do that. - The ticket is worthless."
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"You promised me."
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"- No, it's not. - It is."
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"- Give me it back. - What are you talking about?"
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"What, do you think the dry cleaners is your personal closet?"
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"Hey, Donna, can you get the salt stain out of this?"
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"This soup is great."
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"Yeah, it's very good."
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"I told you Mendy's had the best pea soup. The best, Jerry. The best."
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"You know, Jerry, I was thinking..."
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"...for our next meal, do you think we should come here..."
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"...or should we go elsewhere?"
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"It has its pros and cons."
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"On the one hand, here, you're guaranteed a great meal."
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"- On the other hand- - Yeah, yeah, I know."
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"This would be good, but it'd be the same."
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"- Oh, and who might that be? - Some woman named Uma."
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"I got her number off that ticket before it was smudged."
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"If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant..."
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"...I'm telling you now, I don't wanna hear about the specials."
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"I don't wanna know about the specials, I'm sick of the specials, I hate them."
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"And they always have those overly creative descriptions of the specials."
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"...and then sequestered in a one-bedroom suite..."
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"...with a white-wine intravenous."
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"I've seen a lot of two-headed tigers with knees."
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"All that frustration, I'll never get any work done."
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"That's a 180, George."
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"- Hi, Willie. - Hey, Jerry."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Thanks. Houndstooth."
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"Well, I type about 90 words a minute."
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"Stunning. Stunning."
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"...it looks like I'm carrying twins."
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"I thought we were going to the movies."
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"Don't know why I didn't have one before."
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"And your arms look like something hanging in a kosher deli."
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"You're just a marvel of organization."
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"Do you know what I'm..."
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"What would he be doing wearing your jacket?"
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"- You are amazing. - Yeah."
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"Ada, you're incredible."
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"Just a quick sidebar here."
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"...and tell him he has to give her a raise."
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"- It's almost a week. - Yeah."
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