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Clips from Seinfeld - The Secretary (S06E06)

"- One hundred bucks. - Surely you jest."
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"One seventy-five?"
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"What does that cost? Two and a quarter?"
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"So go buy a new one."
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"- Hello, Willie. - Hey, Jerry."
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"You need a code to tell you not to wear people's clothes?"
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"Yeah. I want that coat."
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"I can't thank you enough, Mr. Costanza."
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"Let me in, it's me."
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"Give me that."
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"Bring it in. What size is it?"
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"If we go someplace else, it would be different, but maybe not as good."
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"Yeah."
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"To me, the only reason to wear fur..."
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"Yeah. I'm gonna turn my back on this goofball with the extra head..."
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"- Great cut. It's probably very flattering. - Oh, yes."
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"- Not that I'm aware of. - No."
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"...because I don't wanna get between you two guys..."
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"Hey, isn't that my mother's fur coat?"
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"Why? I've gotten cleaning without it."
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"My feeling is, if the specials were so special, they'd be on the menu."
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"- ... and my mother's fur for storage. - What are you doing with it?"
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"Kramer. What are you doing?"
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"- Kramer. - Wait a minute."
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"- Where are your clothes? - I told you, I sold them to Bania."
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"...but I've given this a lot of thought, Jerry."
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"Am I?"
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"Ada."
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"In fact, her mom's in the hospital."
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"Oh, I know, but 25,000."
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"- Where are your pants? - Well, I sold them to Bania."
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"- I get to do the interview. - It's incredible."
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"- Jerry- - Yeah. Well, now that..."
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"...right by the elevator, with the little-"
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"This woman who was just walking by..."
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"Why does a man wanna see a woman in fur?"
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"So you're saying, store, hotsy-totsy, Home, hotsy-notsy."
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"I couldn't look at a doughnut for two years."
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"Well, I didn't think ahead."
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"He just went in."
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"Of course. I'm a very accessible man."
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"Yeah. That's why I said hi."
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"...maybe you can pick me up some super-hydrating-"
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"- Moisturizer? That's girl stuff. - No. Look, I'll tell you what."
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"Is it..."
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"...doable?"
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"- Got a pen? - Yeah. I think I do."
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"Yeah."
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"Elaine, when you're shopping on Madison Avenue..."
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"This is vintage. They don't make this anymore."
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"She's been eating in school cafeterias."
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"George, will you excuse me?"
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"Excuse me. Could you tell me where I could find women's moisturizer lotions?"
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"With all due respect, sir, it's out of whack."
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"Wait till you try the swordfish."
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"As you can see, my references are impeccable."
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"I can't imagine."
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"I walk in, everything is organized."
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"I said, all right."
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"Really?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"What are you all dressed up for?"
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"And then, assuming the strike is resolved..."
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"He's got the kavorca."
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"...that comes into your head."
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"All right, all right, I'm sorry."
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"I did like that little Calvin Klein number..."
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"Make me an offer."
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"Hey, that's the women's dressing room."
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"...to Bania for a cool 300."
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"Tell him to bring me some clothes."
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"...we understand each other, I'll take my business elsewhere."
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"Why'd you sell your pants to Bania?"
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"I can't believe I'm gonna do this."
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"- Just give me the ticket. - Here you go."
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"The ticket's no good. The numbers are all smudged out."
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"You know what's special? They don't know if anybody likes them."
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"The veal is lightly slapped..."
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"Hey, Bania, the dinner's off."
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"- Hey, isn't that Willie, my dry cleaner? - Where?"
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