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Clips from Seinfeld - The Secretary (S06E06)

"You got no waist in that thing."
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"- Why'd you buy it for? - Why did I buy it?"
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"Because in the mirror at Barneys, I looked fabulous."
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"...said I looked like Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal."
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"How fast was she walking?"
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"Demi?"
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"I thought it was Demi."
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"No, I think it's Demi."
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"I never heard of a semitractor-trailer."
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"Wait a minute. I know what's going on here."
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"- Skinny mirrors. - What?"
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"Skinny mirrors. Barneys has skinny mirrors."
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"They make you look 10 pounds lighter."
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"Oh, you're crazy."
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"Do you think I would've bought this dress..."
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"...if I looked like this at Barneys?"
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"You know, I think she may have something."
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"I'm returning this dress to Barneys."
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"Do it tomorrow. We'll go to the movies."
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"- Okay. - Hey, if you're going..."
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"- They're having a sale, right? - Yeah."
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"- Well, we could- - Yeah, we'll get to know each other."
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"We never get to spend any time together."
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"Oh, sure. We have our little group here, but..."
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"...on April 14th, we play the Angels."
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"So let's clear a floor at the Anaheim Hotel."
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"Anaheim Hotel. You may wanna reconsider."
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"I believe they only have room service until 10 p. m, then it's only finger foods."
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"Ada, you're a wonder."
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"Okay. Now, I projected those figures for you regarding the switch..."
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"...to canola oil for stadium popcorn."
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"Surprisingly, it'll only cost half a cent more per bag..."
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"...so it's definitely doable."
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"Ada, I have to tell you, I have never met anybody so efficient."
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"Well, thank you. I'm flattered."
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"Well, I'm just doing my job."
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"It's like- I'm thinking of something..."
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"...and you're one step ahead of me."
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"What can I say? I'm..."
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"I'm good at what I do."
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"Do you...?"
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"...thinking about now?"
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"Well, that was the worst."
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"I can't believe they made the wife the killer."
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"- Give me a break. - Hey."
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"Give us a break. We haven't seen it yet."
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"I need something to write on."
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"Well, all I got is my dry-cleaning stub."
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"I just met Uma Thurman."
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"She's giving me her telephone number. Uma, Jerry. Uma."
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"- Uma Thurman? Really? - How'd you manage that?"
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"Yeah. Well- I don't have any time to talk now."
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"It looked just like the jacket I brought in to be dry-cleaned."
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"- Are you sure? - I got it."
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"No, no, no. A better way to reach the bra..."
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"Here. I wanna show you something."
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"Hand me that pillow."
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"Here."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Mr. Costanza."
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"- I'm giving you a raise! - Yes!"
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"So you're having sex, then all of a sudden you blurt out:"
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"Are you in any way authorized to give raises?"
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"So you're so grateful to have sex, you'll shout out anything..."
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"I didn't think ahead."
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"Maybe she'll just think it was bawdy talk."
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"Maybe you could have sex with her again and then take it back."
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"All right. You're not any help at all here."
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"I don't know the point of talking to you."
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"Yeah. Well, the only thing I can do is to go to George Steinbrenner..."
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"- How long has she been there? - Three days."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- What? - It's a movie stub from the 9:30 show."
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"George, I think Willie the dry cleaner's been wearing my clothes."
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"These mirrors are skinny mirrors."
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"This is false..."
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"...reflecting."
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"And I think that the department of..."
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"...would be very interested to know what's going on here."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"- I'll bring it to your dressing room. - Okay. Thanks so much."
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"What are you all dressed up for?"
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"This is a super-hydrating, triple-action moisturizer, huh?"
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"Wait till that Uma smells this UVA."
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"- Hey, Kramer. - Hey, Bania. What's happening?"
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"I'm looking for a new suit, but I can't find anything I like."
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"- That's a nice suit. - Well, thank you."
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"- Did you get that here? - No, no, no."
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"It's hard to find pants-"
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"- That don't make you high-waisted? - Yes."
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"- Me too. - What size are you?"
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"I've been working out. I'm huge."
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"How'd you like to sell it?"
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"Look at the stitching."
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"This is old-world craftsmanship."
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"- Three hundred dollars. - Sold."
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"- Follow me into the dressing room. - You'll throw the shirt in?"
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"Bania, you're killing me."
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"There's nothing there I haven't seen before."
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"Mr. Steinbrenner?"
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"I wanna say you're doing great on that canola-oil stuff."
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"Well, you know, to be honest, sir, my-"
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"My new secretary, Ada, came up with that one."
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"Ada. Ada. I like that name, George."
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"She supports her whole family."
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"- Is that a fact, George? - Yes."
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"I had a bout of that myself one time, knocked me right on my ass."
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"She pretends to be a teacher. It's pathetic."
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"You know, I was just thinking that she could really use a raise."
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"She'd be better off making a sandwich and bringing it."
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"Listen, I need you to get me some clothes."
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"- What? - Yeah. I just sold my suit..."
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"At this place? It would destroy my profit margin."
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"- So? - Listen, do me a favour. Just call Jerry."
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"- You're dropping off. - No..."
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"...but seen any good movies lately?"
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"- You came by to ask that? - Yeah."
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"- What are you getting at? - I saw you..."
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"...stepping out with my houndstooth jacket."
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"Found that little cutie in the pocket."
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