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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Teacher's Pet (S01E01)

"BO?"
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"Principal Flutie showed me your record."
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"Yeah."
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"Let's make him eat that record."
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"Blayne questioned my manliness. I'm giving him a visual."
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"We'll show him!"
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"- Who warned her about all the vampires? - That's him, I'll bet you."
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"- You think he's buff? - He's very attractive. That never came up!"
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"I won't be long."
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"No, you'll just give me a cryptic warning about a catastrophe, then disappear. Right?"
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"- You're cold. - You can take it."
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"- He'll rip your throat out. - OK. I'll give you improved marks for that."
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"There are too many guys in your life! I'll see what I can find out."
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"Guess what I just heard. No Dr Gregory today."
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"- Is he sick? - They didn't say sick."
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"Could you help me?"
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"Hi. Blayne Mall. I'm goin' there right now."
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"Funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."
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"Nothing wrong with an aggressive female."
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"Call me old-fashioned. I want no more surprises in my hot dogs."
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"It's probably the quiet good looks, coupled with a smoky magnetism."
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"No, thank you."
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"He didn't have any enemies on the staff that I'm aware of. He was a civilised man."
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"This is a question no one particularly wants to hear."
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"There was a reference to a vampire who upset the Master and cut his hand off in penance."
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"But we don't know there's anything besides this chap. He's our likely suspect."
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"I saw something else. Something more interesting than your average killer vampire."
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"I'm an undead monster that can shave with my hand. How many things am I afraid of?"
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"Then I'd better get to class."
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"- You witnessed it, so this way. - I'm gonna be late."
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"Oh, great. A pop quiz."
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"No, I'm not saying she craned her neck. We are talking full-on Exorcist twist."
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"- Nothing human can do that. - No, nothing human."
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"Whatever she is, I'm gonna be ready for her."
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"Where are the books on bugs?"
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"Yeah. So, where do we start?"
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"I don't suppose you'd like to come to my place tonight to work on it?"
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"Ooh, yes!"
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"Well, Miss French is sort of big for a bug."
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"Wasn't here, didn't see it, couldn't have stopped you."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Oh, it's demanding being her absolute favourite, but I'll muddle through."
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"I know. I read about it. It's a pheromone. It's a chemical attractant insects give off."
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"Should I change? Is this too..."
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"You're probably cool as a cucumber."
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"I like cucumbers, like in that Greek salad with yoghurt."
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"Have you ever been with a woman before?"
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"- It sounds like someone crying. - I don't hear anything."
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"- Wow. So that's a martini, huh? - Mm-hm."
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"Please, call me Natalie."
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"You gotta get me outta here. She... she gets you and..."
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"- Blayne, what does she do? - She... she..."
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"- And then - What? Then what?"
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"I saw her do it!"
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"- Just, uh, let me perfect it. - Oh, God."
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"Giles, while we're young."
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"- ..and then lures virgins back to her nest. - Virgins?"
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"Carlyle recommends cleaving all body parts with a sharp blade."
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"Try to get her address off the substitute rolls."
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"I think you're gonna need it."
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"- Oh, yeah, here it comes. - What's happening?"
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"Buffy!"
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"Help!"
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"- Giles! - It's the wrong side!"
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"Flag down on that play. I am not..."
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"See, that's the she-mantis's modus operandi. She only preys on the pure."
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"May I cut in?"
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"- You all right? - Oh, thanks to you."
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"You hurt your hand. Will you still be able to..."
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"Do my solo and kiss you like you've never been kissed before?"
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"You're drooling."
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"You've got a little..."
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"Their ancestors were here long before we were."
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"Their progeny will be here long after we are gone."
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"The simple and ubiquitous ant."
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"Now, if you read the homework, you should know the two ways that ants communicate."
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"Miss Summers?"
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"Ways that ants communicate?"
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"With other ants?"
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"From the homework, ants are communicating..."
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"Touch"
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"and, um..."
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"Thank God someone finally mentioned that."
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"That would be touch and smell, Miss Summers?"
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"Is there anything else Miss Rosenberg would like to tell you?"
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"All right. Chapters six through eight by tomorrow, people!"
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"Can I see you for a moment?"
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"I gather you had problems at your last school."
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"Well, what teenager doesn't?"
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"Cut school, get in fights,"
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"burn down the gymnasium."
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"Well, that fire, there was major extenuating circumstances."
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"- Actually, it's kind of funny. - I can't wait to see what you'll do here."
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"Destructo Girl, that's me."
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"- But I suspect it's gonna be great. - You mean great in a bad way."
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"You have a first-rate mind and can think on your feet. Imagine if you actually did the..."
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"The homework thing?"
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"The homework thing."
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"I understand you probably have a good excuse for not doing it."
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"I know you can excel in this class and so I expect no less. Is that clear?"
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"- Sorry. - Don't be sorry. Be smart."
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"And please don't listen to the Principal or anyone else's negative opinion about you."
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"What do you say?"
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"OK."
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"Thanks."
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"Chapters six through eight."
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"Seven, including Cheryl. But her sister was lookin' to make it eight."
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"Ooh! Cheryl's sister? The one in college?"
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"Home for the holidays and looking for love."
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"She's not my type. A girl's really gotta have something to go with me."
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"Something like a lobotomy?"
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"Xander, how many times have you scored?"
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"- Well, uh... - It's just a question."
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"Are we talking today or the whole week?"
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"Ooh! Duty calls."
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"Babes!"
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"- What are you doing? - Work with me."
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"- I don't believe it. - I know. And after all my conquests."
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"Well, he's buff. She never said anything about him being buff."
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"- Well, look who's here. - Hi."
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