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Clips from The Last Man on Earth - The Tandyman Can (S01E01)

"- Tandy. - Tandy?"
The Last Man on Earth
"She wandered up here on her own."
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"(COW MOOS)"
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"What's all this?"
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"You see it, I've doused it. And he knows that."
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"clean out the garbage pool."
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"So, what then we just have an empty pool?"
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"They asked him to help fix their broken generator."
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"Great. Well, let me just double-check his work."
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"- 'Cause I used to be a chef. - (METAL CLANGING)"
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"- You should move in with us. - Well, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"- Okay. Yeah. - Yeah! Great."
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"You need any help or..."
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"Take it easy, Tom."
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"- It's Todd. - All right, Tom."
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"Obviously, mi casa es tu casa."
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"Can you excuse me?"
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"I'm gonna jump in the shower now. Right now."
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"Oh, yeah. Of course."
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"All right."
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"Ha!"
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"Phil."
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"Well, I was about to take a shower, too."
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"Oh! I kind of thought you already did."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"I..."
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"Todd, this has got to stop."
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"What's going on here?"
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"Just a dumb scarf I made you. It gets drafty in this house."
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"Oh, nothing, other than blowing the best thing that ever happened to me."
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"Hey, Todd, hey, hey. Don't put this on yourself."
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"Oh, thanks, man."
The Last Man on Earth
"or do you think Phil really wants to sleep with Melissa?"
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"He's a monster."
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"- I see what you did there. - You do?"
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"No, no, no, I just don't want you to be the president."
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"Well, great. Well, the next vote is in four years, so..."
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"Don't get me wrong..."
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"Come on. Come on, be a tractor. Be a tractor for me."
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"It's Phil, new Phil."
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"All of 'em. He had sex with all of 'em!"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Made sense to me, that's what I thought."
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"So what'd you plant?"
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"Everything from, uh, fruits to veggies."
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"Looking at what you did, I realize I may have been off base."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"(MIMICS EXPLOSION)"
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"You know, he knows this is my land."
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"And he knows not to step on my turf."
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"Different cats. I like it."
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"You noticed."
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"It's in the tree, it's high up there."
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"CAROL: Get 'em! Phil! MILLER: I want a s'more right now!"
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"CAROL: I want the darkest chocolate! MILLER: The darkest chocolate!"
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"MILLER: Here comes the crackers."
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"We got to kill this guy."
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"(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(PHIL READING)"
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"- Phil's been missing for about 24 hours. - (SHOUTS) No!"
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"- This guy belong to you? - Oh, my God."
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"I'm Phil. Phil Miller."
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"No, I'm Phil Miller."
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"Maybe you should both go by your middle names."
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"Phil, what's your middle name?"
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"- Carol? Do you like this guy? - You jealous?"
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"- Of course not. - Good night, Tandy."
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"(CHUCKLING) Wow. I'm blown away."
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"So, why's it living up here now?"
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"And any real cattleman knows that a cow can't go down stairs."
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"Shoot, you can make a cow do just about anything if you show her who's boss."
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"Hyah! Hyah!"
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"(GASPS) She's going down the stairs!"
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"- GAIL: What? - Wow!"
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"Well, all it takes is a firm slap and an authoritative tone,"
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"you can make a cow do whatever you want."
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"Doesn't just work on cows, hon."
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"(ERICA AND GAIL LAUGH)"
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"- Come on, let's go after her. - Okay."
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"MILLER: Go ahead."
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"Thank you so much, Phil. That was amazing."
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"Oh, you're welcome."
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"(WHISPERS) Friggin' Phil."
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"Oh. Phil built it for the cow. Isn't it nice?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm sure she loves it, you know."
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"She provides milk to us and in return,"
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"we thank her by locking her up like Charles Manson."
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"So, uh, how was your little trip over to see Phil last night?"
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"Ooh, someone's jealous!"
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"Carol, please. It's me, the Tandyman. I'm not the jealous type."
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"Admit it! You're afraid that the new buck in town is gonna spray all over your turf."
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"(SCOFFS) Carol, look around you!"
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"Every inch of this place is already covered in layers and layers of Tandy Miller spray."
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"Well, I think Phil's gonna be a very positive addition to our community."
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"- Mmm. - He said he's even gonna"
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"Where are we gonna put all our garbage?"
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"I'm sure he has a plan. Why don't you ask him?"
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"Maybe I'll do that. Where is he?"
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"(SCOFFS) Oldest trick in the book."
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"Maybe I ought to go lend a hand on fixing that generator."
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"Yeah, I can't find anything wrong with this thing."
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"It seems to be working just fine."
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"Well, that's weird, because it was making this horrible, horrible sound."
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"- Yeah. It was like... Hong... - Clang."
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"Hong clang, hong clang."
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"- Okay. - Yeah, just a real gumbo of sounds."
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"CAROL: Hello!"
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"Did someone call for a generator repair backup?"
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"Because the Tandyman is in the hizzy. In the house."
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"No need, Tandy. Phil already fixed it."
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"I didn't do anything."
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"(WHISPERING) Okay, let's see what we got here."
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"- Hey, Carol. - Oh, hi."
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"Thanks so much for the pie."
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"You know, I haven't had fresh food in two years."
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"Oh, you know, if it's food you're after, I can make you a real home-cooked meal."
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"Oh, wow. But nothing too fancy. I'm a simple guy."
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"Oh, I am... I'm a simple girl."
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"- Yeah. - So we have that in common."
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"Not as simple as me, though."
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