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Clips from The Last Man on Earth - The Tandyman Can (S01E01)

"- They used to call me Simple Gail. - Oh!"
The Last Man on Earth
"Don't sell yourself short, Gail. You're an incredibly complex woman."
The Last Man on Earth
"So, Phil... So where you gonna live?"
The Last Man on Earth
"I don't know. Uh, I haven't found anything yet."
The Last Man on Earth
"Well, you know, uh, this cul-de-sac's pretty full,"
The Last Man on Earth
"but there are a lot of great houses on the outskirts of town."
The Last Man on Earth
"Phoenix is beautiful, too."
The Last Man on Earth
"Oh, nonsense! You could just stay here."
The Last Man on Earth
"- We have plenty of room here. - So, so much room."
The Last Man on Earth
"You know, now that you got the goll-dang cow out of my house,"
The Last Man on Earth
"I'm all alone. And divorced. So I have plenty of room."
The Last Man on Earth
"Yeah, um..."
The Last Man on Earth
"Bro it the hell out!"
The Last Man on Earth
"Move in with me. Huh? A little bachelor pad action."
The Last Man on Earth
"We got the weight bench. We can spot each other."
The Last Man on Earth
"Well, let me, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)"
The Last Man on Earth
"Don't you want to be my friend?"
The Last Man on Earth
"Come on, choose this Sophie."
The Last Man on Earth
"Sure, yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, do it, yeah."
The Last Man on Earth
"Thanks, ladies."
The Last Man on Earth
"Broken generator. (SCOFFS) Nice try."
The Last Man on Earth
"What's all this?"
The Last Man on Earth
"- Hey! - Hey!"
The Last Man on Earth
"Look at this, huh? You got a class B commercial license to operate this thing?"
The Last Man on Earth
"I do."
The Last Man on Earth
"I was just kidding, but good for you."
The Last Man on Earth
"I picked this up to handle the garbage pool situation."
The Last Man on Earth
"It's Todd!"
The Last Man on Earth
"Whoo-hoo! Faster! Hey, Todd!"
The Last Man on Earth
"Whoo!"
The Last Man on Earth
"Frickin' Phil."
The Last Man on Earth
"- There you are. - Tandy."
The Last Man on Earth
"- Hey. - Hey."
The Last Man on Earth
"- I did. Yeah. - Good, good."
The Last Man on Earth
"That goes without saying."
The Last Man on Earth
"Anyway, toilet paper's under the sink."
The Last Man on Earth
"Got about a million toothbrushes under there, too. All different sizes."
The Last Man on Earth
"- Uh-huh. - I'm a large to extra large."
The Last Man on Earth
"Wait, what the heck is that?"
The Last Man on Earth
"Oh, you know, riding around in the garbage truck sort of inspired me to build this."
The Last Man on Earth
"Oh."
The Last Man on Earth
"The flash heater connects to the water reservoir. I jacked up the water pressure."
The Last Man on Earth
"Basically, it feels like a shower."
The Last Man on Earth
"- Oh! - (LAUGHS)"
The Last Man on Earth
"- Good for you. - All right."
The Last Man on Earth
"I'm gonna... I'm gonna take a shower."
The Last Man on Earth
"- You okay? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
The Last Man on Earth
"- (MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY) - Five, six!"
The Last Man on Earth
"So, hey, what do you guys think, huh? And be honest."
The Last Man on Earth
"This is a good body, right?"
The Last Man on Earth
"I mean, I don't have that weird V thing that he does"
The Last Man on Earth
"But these snakes can bite. Huh?"
The Last Man on Earth
"It's fine, right?"
The Last Man on Earth
"But there aren't penis awards. So, whatever, you know?"
The Last Man on Earth
"And the thing is, as with many Ferraris, the real show is on the back end."
The Last Man on Earth
"Not bad, huh?"
The Last Man on Earth
"I mean, who does this guy think he is, huh?"
The Last Man on Earth
"And now, just stripping down in front of me, in my own house?"
The Last Man on Earth
"He's trying to establish dominance."
The Last Man on Earth
"That's a statement move right there."
The Last Man on Earth
"And I have to respond in kind."
The Last Man on Earth
"You can do this! You can do this!"
The Last Man on Earth
"What are you doing, Tandy?"
The Last Man on Earth
"You know, just going about my customary business in my own house."
The Last Man on Earth
"Why don't you go put some clothes on?"
The Last Man on Earth
"Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."
The Last Man on Earth
"Or African-American. Or American."
The Last Man on Earth
"What are you trying to say?"
The Last Man on Earth
"(FORCED CHUCKLE) Well, you took off your shirt yesterday."
The Last Man on Earth
"And now suddenly being shirtless is a crime?"
The Last Man on Earth
"I was about to take a shower."
The Last Man on Earth
"That's what I came to tell you."
The Last Man on Earth
"So, we're even."
The Last Man on Earth
"- Well, now I know. - Now you know."
The Last Man on Earth
"- Now I know. - Now you know! Ha!"
The Last Man on Earth
"Hey, guys! Hey... Oh, my God!"
The Last Man on Earth
"Erica, g'day! G'day!"
The Last Man on Earth
"I'm sorry, if I'd known you were coming, I would've tucked it in."
The Last Man on Earth
"As if. I know you didn't think that. But I love that old Australian sass."
The Last Man on Earth
"Well... I will get out of your hair."
The Last Man on Earth
"And your bald head."
The Last Man on Earth
"Oh, look! The US Constitution. Been meaning to frame that."
The Last Man on Earth
"We the people! Ha!"
The Last Man on Earth
"- TODD: Hey. - Hey."
The Last Man on Earth
"You have a good time with the garbage man?"
The Last Man on Earth
"- (CLICKS TONGUE) Todd, come on. - What?"
The Last Man on Earth
"It's a simple question."
The Last Man on Earth
"Looked like you were having a great time."
The Last Man on Earth
"- I was just helping Phil. - Oh, yeah?"
The Last Man on Earth
"And I've always wanted to ride on the back of a garbage truck."
The Last Man on Earth
"- Don't hang out with him. - What?"
The Last Man on Earth
"If this relationship is gonna work, you can't hang out with him."
The Last Man on Earth
"I forbid it."
The Last Man on Earth
"Look, I've had a really nice time with you and I..."
The Last Man on Earth
"Whoa! You know what? I know how that sentence is gonna end."
The Last Man on Earth
"And I'll beat you to it. We're done, Melissa."
The Last Man on Earth
"I dump you, okay?"
The Last Man on Earth
"That's not what I was going to say. But fine. Bye, Todd."
The Last Man on Earth
"No, wait! What? What were you gonna say? (YELLS) What were you gonna say?"
The Last Man on Earth
"ERICA: Almost. MILLER: (STRAINING) Come on!"
The Last Man on Earth
"- ERICA: Almost. - Yup, right there!"
The Last Man on Earth
"- Knock, knock? - Hey."
The Last Man on Earth
"Phil and I are just trying to get this icemaker working."
The Last Man on Earth
"GAIL: Well, I don't mean to interrupt."
The Last Man on Earth
"I just wanted to bring you these hush puppies I made you."
The Last Man on Earth
"- Simple food. - MILLER: Much appreciated."
The Last Man on Earth
"See, it's funny how sweaty you can get working on an ice machine."
The Last Man on Earth
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
The Last Man on Earth
"That's funny."
The Last Man on Earth
"Yeah, well, if you ladies will excuse me, I'm gonna go take a hot shower."
The Last Man on Earth
"What? You figured out how to get hot showers?"
The Last Man on Earth
"I sure did."
The Last Man on Earth
"Y'all are welcome to use it anytime you want to."
The Last Man on Earth
"Well, I might just take you up on that offer 'cause I am very, very dirty."
The Last Man on Earth
"Okay. Yeah, sure."
The Last Man on Earth
"What's... What's that, Carol?"
The Last Man on Earth
"Oh."
The Last Man on Earth
"For me? Let me see."
The Last Man on Earth
"That's not dumb. It's beautiful, look at that."
The Last Man on Earth
"Wow."
The Last Man on Earth
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