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Clips from Married with Children - The House That Peg Lost (S03E03)

"What're you kids doing?"
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"BOTH [CHANTING]: Food! Food! Food! Food!"
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"Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!"
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"Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!"
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"no nutrition equals no brain."
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"for this dress and food."
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"Actually, your father doesn't earn enough"
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"why don't you eat this price tag?"
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"I don't think he ever got over"
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"Daddy and I are going to our high school reunion,"
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"don't you remember anything?"
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"Then your mother opened her mouth"
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"That's how she used to carry all of us around."
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"so get your suit out of the hamper and iron it."
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""How's it going?""
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"Well, honey,"
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"Oh, and then we did it on my father's coat."
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"I'd see you again after that?"
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"Hey, Kel, I think I got something here."
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"It's..."
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"Freddy, my goldfish?"
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"No, he was my pet."
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"Oops."
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"Well, let's just fry him up,"
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"Deal."
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"I mean, I just can't eat Freddy."
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"I just took it because it was there."
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"What do you remember, Al?"
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"I know what you're trying to do."
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"if you'd just gotten in the car like the man asked,"
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"Well, let's just go upstairs and check the webs for spiders."
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"Al, your dog burst into our house"
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"and he won't listen to a word I say."
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"I just saw it on Michigan Avenue,"
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"See, Steve?"
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"Al doesn't mind spending $500 on his wife."
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"a beautiful beaded evening purse"
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"Would you mind, honey?"
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"let me put this as plainly as I can."
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"I pay for it."
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"going to that reunion."
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"And you're going to have to buy some shoes."
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"Yeah, well, she succeeded in growing a mustache..."
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"Yeah, see? That's what reunions are for."
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"and make love"
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"by the flickering ashes of their lives."
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"Why don't we get"
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"I said, "Fine.""
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"Peg, I don't want to go to the reunion."
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"I don't want you getting into any fights,"
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"particularly with Jack."
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"Always trying to top me."
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"Half for him, half for me."
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"On graduation day,"
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"betting you couldn't jump over a Mustang going 50."
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"* Bap bah *"
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"* Bap bah *"
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"Okay, now, how many children have we got?"
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"I really love you, Al,"
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"BOTH: Peggy!"
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"ALL: Peggy! Peggy Wanker!"
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"What a shame."
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"ALL: Of course you do."
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"That must have cost you a fortune"
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"you keep taking care of that big lug."
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"Excuse me, ma'am. I'd like to order a drink."
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"Connie?"
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"You are looking fantastic, Al."
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"Peggy!"
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"Al."
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"You're, uh..."
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"You want to go outside?"
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"No need to pick up exactly where we left off."
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"Connie would be in the coat room"
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"Much as you're wrong"
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"You see, I'm going to be reunion queen."
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"I am ahead by a cool three votes."
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"in the English-speaking world."
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"I flew them in from Tokyo."
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"[DOOR SLAMS]"
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"BUD: If we don't get some food soon,"
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"KELLY: Hmm."
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"He's a little stringy,"
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"but seasoned correctly..."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!"
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"ALL: Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!"
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"Just the boys!"
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"Just the girls!"
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"Oh, well, that was fun."
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"But nobody's bringing any."
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"So you guys want to see my new dress?"
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"Uh, yeah, sure thing, Mom,"
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"but first, can we have a little chat about nutrition."
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"To hell with nutrition, let's talk about food."
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"You see, Mom,"
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"I give you exhibit A."
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"Now, we've been talking"
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"and they get three meals a day."
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"but we're willing to risk it."
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"Oh, kids, don't you understand?"
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"Frankly, your father doesn't earn enough"
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"for this dress and gum."
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"for this dress."
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"So if you're really hungry,"
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"And eat it fast before your dad gets home."
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"Hey, how come"
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"you always get the plastic thread?"
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"I'm just doing it for you, Kelly."
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"You know plastic goes right to your thighs."
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"Come on, Mom. We're hungry."
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"Isn't there anything to eat in this house?"
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"You know,"
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"surrounded by little potatoes"
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"It's not like we glazed him or anything."
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"Mom, we're starving."
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"Feed us or trade us."
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"Kids, I really do know how you feel."
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"I was hungry too,"
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"until I stopped at Burger King on my way home."
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