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Clips from The Mick - The Master (S01E01)

"I think Fernando smuggled them out of Chile"
The Mick
"MICKEY: Okay."
The Mick
"So I think this new bedroom will be a good thing"
The Mick
"I went full beast mode on our date."
The Mick
"I'm not sure he's into it."
The Mick
"But you've come so far from that tragedy man Jimmy."
The Mick
"You must try."
The Mick
"You really hate Jimmy, huh?"
The Mick
"All right. Well, I don't know what you want me to do."
The Mick
"You need to bring Teddy up to the boom-bang room,"
The Mick
"and you need... just... and..."
The Mick
"and then... and then..."
The Mick
"Oh... (teeth clatter)"
The Mick
"You know, seal the deal."
The Mick
"But I don't know what I'm supposed to do."
The Mick
"- He hasn't called me. - Well, then, call him."
The Mick
"Me call him? Have you lost your mind?"
The Mick
"Oh. I know, I know."
The Mick
"You can, uh, by accident, call him."
The Mick
"You know, you put the phone by the butt."
The Mick
"It makes the call."
The Mick
"Like Christopher and Poodle did."
The Mick
"The old butt-dial."
The Mick
"Butt-dial, yeah."
The Mick
"I don't know, Mickey. This is a bit intense."
The Mick
"Okay, maybe this is not the time to be subtle."
The Mick
"It's too late now. Just come on."
The Mick
"Thanks again for waxing my bikini line,"
The Mick
"Sure. You are my favorite waxing client."
The Mick
"You make this job an absolute joy."
The Mick
"Well, not great. Thanks for asking."
The Mick
"I think I was just really nervous."
The Mick
"It didn't help that I was so exhausted from all those Kegels."
The Mick
"Sure. Well, your hard work has paid off,"
The Mick
"I have never seen a more perfect downstairs on a lady."
The Mick
"Hm. Thanks, Marta."
The Mick
"It is so soft, and young and supple,"
The Mick
"Ooh... ooh..."
The Mick
"I... I mean, it's just that I wish Teddy could find it"
The Mick
"in his heart to give me a second chance."
The Mick
"That's mine! That's mine! (coughs)"
The Mick
"I swallowed a frog. (clears throat)"
The Mick
"I wish I could... Teddy could find it in his heart"
The Mick
"to give me a second chance. (whispers inaudibly)"
The Mick
"Anyway, uh, thanks for letting me"
The Mick
"I love you equally as a friend and an employee."
The Mick
"Sure. And I love listening to your many, many problems."
The Mick
"I... I want to squeeze you around your neck"
The Mick
"So you thought saying that"
The Mick
"it resembled the neck of a turkey would be..."
The Mick
"They are majestic animals."
The Mick
"I can't even wrap my mind around what that means."
The Mick
"- Is that what... Oh! - (cell phone ringing)"
The Mick
"(screams) Oh, oh!"
The Mick
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
The Mick
"Hello?"
The Mick
"(laughing)"
The Mick
"God, I'm still so embarrassed about the butt dial."
The Mick
"Sorry about that."
The Mick
"It's a shame I'm going so soon."
The Mick
"Yeah. It really is. It really is."
The Mick
"I think we're just gonna have to kick things up a notch."
The Mick
"What happened to taking things slowly?"
The Mick
"Oh, that? No."
The Mick
"That was, that was so stupid."
The Mick
"I said that forever ago, when I was young and dumb."
The Mick
"But I'm not that anymore."
The Mick
"Now I'm old and wise."
The Mick
"Hmm, no, not old."
The Mick
"Guess what?"
The Mick
"What?"
The Mick
"I just got dibs on a brand-new master bedroom"
The Mick
"that I didn't even know existed."
The Mick
"I don't know what that means, but... I'm in."
The Mick
"Oh, come on."
The Mick
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
The Mick
"Settling in. Oh, I'm sorry."
The Mick
"Did I forget to take my shoes off?"
The Mick
"(yells)"
The Mick
"Oh... my God!"
The Mick
"Show some respect!"
The Mick
"(grunting)"
The Mick
"Idiot."
The Mick
"- (grunts) - (yells)"
The Mick
"(glass shatters)"
The Mick
"No face shots."
The Mick
"That was my face, you... (grunts)"
The Mick
"(grunting)"
The Mick
"(slow, distorted shouting)"
The Mick
"(grunting)"
The Mick
"(slow, distorted grunting)"
The Mick
"(muffled): Alba! (screams)"
The Mick
"(muffled): Alba! Alba!"
The Mick
"(muffled): No! Come back! That's right, come here."
The Mick
"(grunts)"
The Mick
"(groans)"
The Mick
"Well, if it isn't the two little pigs."
The Mick
"They wrote a story about you guys."
The Mick
"That's the three little pigs."
The Mick
"Oh. Well, you're the expert."
The Mick
"Why, are you jealous?"
The Mick
"(laughs)"
The Mick
"(grunts) Oh!"
The Mick
"Okay, Chip. Chip. What the hell?"
The Mick
"- Hey, you guys stop it right now! - Oh, my God. No."
The Mick
"- (grunting)- Whoa, hey, knock it off."
The Mick
"- Walk away! - I'll kill you!"
The Mick
"(slow, distorted shouting)"
The Mick
"(grunting)"
The Mick
"(yells)"
The Mick
"CHIP: Oh, my God."
The Mick
"Oh, my God, I think I killed her."
The Mick
"(screams): Sabrina!"
The Mick
"(high-pitched crying)"
The Mick
"(slow, distorted shouting)"
The Mick
"Oh! Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay."
The Mick
"I didn't mean to do it. I didn't mean it!"
The Mick
"- Pull it out! - Alba!"
The Mick
"No, no, no. Bed, bed, bed. Go away."
The Mick
"You get out of here. You shouldn't see this."
The Mick
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