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Clips from The Mick - The Master (S01E01)

"(both screaming)"
The Mick
"(screaming)"
The Mick
"Okay, I think he'd like me to travel with him."
The Mick
"So I can operate... I can operate this, I can do it."
The Mick
"Okay. You are really..."
The Mick
"Get that woman away from me!"
The Mick
"Uh, just call me. If they..."
The Mick
"- Uh... - (whimpering)"
The Mick
"- If they give you a glass eye, you just... - Get away!"
The Mick
"- Get away! - Okay. Okay. I'll wait for you."
The Mick
"Sorry. All right, good luck. You call me."
The Mick
"- We'll do a rain check. Okay? - (Teddy cries out)"
The Mick
"(breathing heavily)"
The Mick
"(phone buzzing)"
The Mick
"Damn it, they called again when we were fighting."
The Mick
"Oh, just play it."
The Mick
"(phone beeps)"
The Mick
"- (passionate moaning over phone) - Oh, my God, is that... ?"
The Mick
"Fast forward. Fast forward."
The Mick
"POODLE: Oh, so overweight."
The Mick
"CHRISTOPHER: Well, you're an alcoholic."
The Mick
"Is that to-go bag with that salad still in the fridge?"
The Mick
"POODLE: Oh, God. You just ate a pizza."
The Mick
"CHRISTOPHER: Well, it was very plain."
The Mick
"I'm calling downstairs to the front desk."
The Mick
"POODLE: Can't you just leave them alone?"
The Mick
"CHRISTOPHER: What are you talking about?"
The Mick
"- Fernando loves me. - (phone beeps)"
The Mick
"Maybe they're trying to tell us something in code?"
The Mick
"Chip."
The Mick
"Why couldn't they just call and tell us that they miss us?"
The Mick
"You know what? Screw them. Okay?"
The Mick
"You're right. Screw them."
The Mick
"You should take the room."
The Mick
"Nah, I'm good."
The Mick
"Hey. You looking for Chris and Poodle Pemberton?"
The Mick
"This is a direct line. Enjoy."
The Mick
"(dramatic music, screaming)"
The Mick
"Ben, are you watching Alien?"
The Mick
"Oh, come on, man."
The Mick
"Aliens is a way better movie."
The Mick
"- I didn't know. - (scoffs)"
The Mick
"Jimmy, we're watching Aliens. I'll show you."
The Mick
"Give me that."
The Mick
"That is gonna put me in a weird space, but okay."
The Mick
"All right, you guys."
The Mick
"- Here. - Thanks."
The Mick
"(grumbles)"
The Mick
"CHIP (recording): Hey, Jen. It's Chip. (chuckles)"
The Mick
"Just calling to see what's up."
The Mick
"- This is the 76th consecutive day you've called her. - Oh."
The Mick
"- It's getting scary. - (both chuckling)"
The Mick
"I need you to never, ever call again."
The Mick
"- Mm. - (phone chimes)"
The Mick
"- Incoming call. - Okay."
The Mick
"(beeps)"
The Mick
"CHIP (recording): You've reached Chip Pemberton."
The Mick
"Please leave a message."
The Mick
"CHRISTOPHER: Hey, buddy. It's Dad."
The Mick
"I've got to make this fast."
The Mick
"I'm so sorry we haven't been in touch,"
The Mick
"but it's very dangerous for us to call."
The Mick
"Look, I wish I could be there for your lacrosse games."
The Mick
"I hope that bonehead coach"
The Mick
"Anyway, I need you to be brave for me, son."
The Mick
"We don't know when we can come home,"
The Mick
"but your mom and I care about you kids more than anything."
The Mick
"We'll fix this, Chip."
The Mick
"- We love you. - Mm."
The Mick
"- Did you get it? - (beeping)"
The Mick
"Got 'em."
The Mick
"Okay, so I start following him."
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"Because he's not a pirate."
The Mick
"♪ ♪"
The Mick
"This room is mine."
The Mick
"- CHRISTOPHER: Plain at... - (goose squawks)"
The Mick
"You're actually both right."
The Mick
"I guess that settles it."
The Mick
"for you and ocean man Teddy."
The Mick
"pour my heart out to you, Marta."
The Mick
"(laughs) I'm wise."
The Mick
"And young and hot."
The Mick
"- Cool. - (screaming continues)"
The Mick
"I'm here."
The Mick
"MAN (recording): Chip, this is Jennifer's dad."
The Mick
"is giving you the playing time you deserve."
The Mick
"In my country, it's a real high compliment."
The Mick
"get seasick on a docked boat before..."
The Mick
"just riding your brains out."
The Mick
"They are not coming home."
The Mick
"What are we even talking about?"
The Mick
"Oh, by the way, how did the date go?"
The Mick
"I heard a sad little boy whose mommy doesn't love him."
The Mick
"until you can't breathe anymore. I just..."
The Mick
"(screams)"
The Mick
"This number keeps hammer-calling me."
The Mick
"No. Do not give up, Miss Mickey."
The Mick
"(laughing): Oh! Mickey."
The Mick
"POODLE: We shouldn't even be..."
The Mick