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Clips from The Mick - The Master (S01E01)

"How'd you find it?"
The Mick
"So I forget the goombah, and I run in here,"
The Mick
"Oh."
The Mick
"It's really nice of you. Thanks."
The Mick
"- Guess so. - Yeah."
The Mick
"- And for you, the veal scalloppini. - Geez."
The Mick
"You know what? I don't care if it's douchey."
The Mick
"I'm-a take a picture of this spaghetti."
The Mick
"- Yeah, document it. Yeah. - I'm not judging."
The Mick
"Say "cheese.""
The Mick
"(gasps) Oh!"
The Mick
"Mick."
The Mick
"Just get up. We're going."
The Mick
"No. Stop, stop, stop. Sit down."
The Mick
"Oh, that's hot!"
The Mick
"(chuckles)"
The Mick
"Yeah. Why? What's wrong? Is he a diddler or something?"
The Mick
"That boat is a 90-foot yacht."
The Mick
"All right. Guys, listen."
The Mick
"Okay. Here you go, Benito."
The Mick
"- You okay? - Yeah."
The Mick
"- Oh, yeah? - You know, when you spend"
The Mick
"Mm. Oh."
The Mick
"(both laugh)"
The Mick
"Normally, I'd be all over this deck,"
The Mick
"Look, um..."
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"I'm good."
The Mick
"- You good? - Yeah."
The Mick
"find the place where ladies go pee-pee."
The Mick
"Oh, uh, whoopsie. Oh."
The Mick
"How can you say that?"
The Mick
"Don't go crazy. You're not moving into my bedroom."
The Mick
"Okay? Get away from that! Put that down."
The Mick
"And take your frickin' shoes off."
The Mick
"Don't touch that drawer. Okay? Don't touch her jewelry!"
The Mick
"We don't need to scream at each other in front of your brother."
The Mick
"I'm serious. I have hard evidence."
The Mick
"All righty."
The Mick
"How much time did you spend on that?"
The Mick
"Second, we will isolate each and every noise"
The Mick
"Let's, um..."
The Mick
"No. But they were."
The Mick
"and is bringing them home."
The Mick
"I'm moving into the master."
The Mick
"I don't know, Alba. I told you,"
The Mick
"He is dog."
The Mick
"- Yeah. I want all of that. - Hmm."
The Mick
"Hmm."
The Mick
"like you do every single week, Marta."
The Mick
"because in over 30 years in this business,"
The Mick
"like the neck of a turkey."
The Mick
"Oh, hey, stranger."
The Mick
"(screams)"
The Mick
"(grunts)"
The Mick
"- I'm going to kill you. - I'll kill you more."
The Mick
"(slow, distorted grunting)"
The Mick
"SABRINA: You like that? Remind you of Mommy, Chip?"
The Mick
"(muffled screams)"
The Mick
"- (screaming) - (yelling)"
The Mick
"Who are they?"
The Mick
"- (grunts) - (glass shatters)"
The Mick
"Hey, hey! All right! Stop it!"
The Mick
"What are you doing?"
The Mick
"No, no, just..."
The Mick
"Oh, no. What did you do?"
The Mick
"(whimpering)"
The Mick
"You'll be all right."
The Mick
"Ignore it and trace the voice mail."
The Mick
"(swishing wine)"
The Mick
"(gentle piano music playing)"
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"- Yeah. - Mm-hmm."
The Mick
"- That's the one. - Yeah?"
The Mick
"- Uh-huh. - Thank you."
The Mick
"Jimmy, I got to tell you, this place is awesome."
The Mick
"Oh, that's a funny story, actually."
The Mick
"I was driving to work..."
The Mick
"Eh. You don't have a job."
The Mick
"Okay. Fine."
The Mick
"I was driving to the store, and this..."
The Mick
"Well, now I feel like you're lying."
The Mick
"- Hey, could you just listen, please? - Okay. Yeah."
The Mick
"All right. Fine. I'm driving somewhere."
The Mick
"Okay. Good enough."
The Mick
"- And this greasy goombah... - Okay. Geez, Jimmy."
The Mick
"It's an Italian restaurant. Lower your voice."
The Mick
"Oh, sorry."
The Mick
"Okay. This greasy goombah"
The Mick
"- cuts me off out of nowhere, right? - Yeah."
The Mick
"And I'm yelling at him to pull over, right?"
The Mick
"Then he pulls into a parking lot."
The Mick
"I jump out. I grab the tire iron."
The Mick
"- I'm gonna tune him up. - Hmm."
The Mick
"And then it hits me."
The Mick
"This smell."
The Mick
"And I'm like, "That's good."
The Mick
"- That's, like, real good." - Oh."
The Mick
"and I put my name down with the doorwoman."
The Mick
"- The hostess? - I don't know, Mick. The broad in the front."
The Mick
"Well, that is, uh, yeah."
The Mick
"- That's quite a story. Okay. - Oh, yeah, yeah."
The Mick
"All right. Well, uh, look,"
The Mick
"regardless of how we got here, I'm having a really good time."
The Mick
"Yeah? Well, you know, still got a little speed on my fastball."
The Mick
"For the lady, the spaghetti bolognese."
The Mick
"Thank you."
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"- Buon appetito. - Wow."
The Mick
"Buon appetito."
The Mick
"Oh, my God, Jimmy."
The Mick
"Do you see how beautiful my spaghetti is?"
The Mick
"Yeah, I've never seen anything like that in my life."
The Mick
"I'm going to."
The Mick
"Get it real good."
The Mick
"- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - What the hell?!"
The Mick
"I thought it would be funny and ruin the photo, okay?"
The Mick
"How was that funny, Jimmy?!"
The Mick
"I was gonna scramble the noodle,"
The Mick
"flip a meatball or something."
The Mick
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