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Clips from The Mick - The Master (S01E01)

"- What? - I didn't mean to ruin the dress"
The Mick
"or the night, okay?"
The Mick
"- Turn around! - (groans)"
The Mick
"- I'm sorry. - All right. You know what?"
The Mick
"- I am leaving now. - Hey."
The Mick
"That's $40 worth of spaghetti."
The Mick
"Well, enjoy your date with your spaghetti."
The Mick
"I'm taking the car and going home."
The Mick
"Okay, Mick, come here. Sit down! Mick."
The Mick
"Come on. S... Ah, screw it."
The Mick
"Hot! Hot! Oh! Oh!"
The Mick
"(muffled grunting)"
The Mick
"(choking)"
The Mick
"Mick! Help!"
The Mick
"- Seriously? - (gasping)"
The Mick
"Will someone do something?"
The Mick
"- (patrons gasping) - You okay?"
The Mick
"There you go."
The Mick
"Did you have that in your hand the whole time?"
The Mick
"A gentleman never abandons his drink."
The Mick
"(sighs)"
The Mick
"Teddy Grant."
The Mick
"Mm."
The Mick
"We're through, Jimbo."
The Mick
"Then he invited me to dinner on his boat."
The Mick
"There's nothing more suspicious than a man"
The Mick
"who can't live on land."
The Mick
"Well, I'll make do. Jimmy used to live in a car."
The Mick
"Ooh, bum to a pirate. You're really moving up in the world."
The Mick
"You're dating a pirate?"
The Mick
"- Does he have a hook? - No."
The Mick
"He doesn't have a hook, Ben."
The Mick
"Teddy Grant is a very sexy, sophisticated gentleman."
The Mick
"What? Hold on. Teddy Grant?"
The Mick
"That's dude is the heir to a family in Greenwich"
The Mick
"that has been around since the Revolutionary War."
The Mick
"Ah! Really?"
The Mick
"Is it a joke? Are you joking?"
The Mick
"This isn't time for jokes."
The Mick
"He is insanely out of your league."
The Mick
"He's not out of my league. What are you talking about?"
The Mick
"Eh, he's old money, I'm new money."
The Mick
"You're no money."
The Mick
"ALBA: Well, I'm just happy"
The Mick
"you finally find a man you deserve."
The Mick
"You wasted too much time"
The Mick
"- on that trash bag, Jimmy. - Yeah."
The Mick
"(phone buzzing, Chip groans)"
The Mick
"What?!"
The Mick
"Wait a minute."
The Mick
"Hello?"
The Mick
"You guys, it's Mom and Dad!"
The Mick
"- BEN: Mommy! - What? Dad!"
The Mick
"- Mom? - Poodle!"
The Mick
"Dad."
The Mick
"- Hey, Dad, can you hear me? - (static crackling)"
The Mick
"CHRISTOPHER (distorted): Be still, Fernando. We shouldn't..."
The Mick
"- POODLE: ... disgusting. - Daddy!"
The Mick
"Mother!"
The Mick
"Chip, shut up! We can't hear them."
The Mick
"POODLE: Shouldn't even be..."
The Mick
"CHRISTOPHER: Plain at the..."
The Mick
"POODLE: Go bag in the... (beep)"
The Mick
"They're safe!"
The Mick
"They called us to let us know"
The Mick
"that they're okay."
The Mick
"SABRINA: They didn't call us, you idiot."
The Mick
"That was a butt dial."
The Mick
"Okay. It has to mean something,"
The Mick
"because my number was in their phone."
The Mick
"You know what it means? It means that they could've"
The Mick
"been calling us this whole time, but they haven't."
The Mick
"How do you call somebody with your butt?"
The Mick
"Okay, Benito, come on. I think we go somewhere else."
The Mick
"Thanks, Alba."
The Mick
"I recognize that this is a really big deal."
The Mick
"But I got to figure out an appropriate thing to wear"
The Mick
"for a boat date."
The Mick
"Okay, Benito."
The Mick
"Don't pay any attention to them."
The Mick
"How about if I put on a fun time kid's program?"
The Mick
"(gasps) Annoying Orange! Annoying Orange!"
The Mick
"- Annoying Orange! - Yeah, that is definitely annoying."
The Mick
"Go on."
The Mick
"There you go."
The Mick
"Okay. Hmm."
The Mick
"TEDDY: So here's a bunch"
The Mick
"of dials and switches. But I'm not gonna bore you"
The Mick
"with what they all do."
The Mick
"Do you know what they do"
The Mick
"or you got a guy for that?"
The Mick
"I know exactly what they do."
The Mick
"I'm just kidding. I got a guy for that."
The Mick
"(laughs)"
The Mick
"And this is the bedroom."
The Mick
"Hmm."
The Mick
"(chuckles)"
The Mick
"Mm. Ooh!"
The Mick
"I just get a little seasick sometimes. It's fine."
The Mick
"I have something for that."
The Mick
"as much time on a yacht as I do, you tend to become immune"
The Mick
"- to those things. - Mm-hmm."
The Mick
"- I can get you some water. - Thank you."
The Mick
"You know, I've got to say, I've never seen anyone"
The Mick
"Whoa! No!"
The Mick
"Hmm?"
The Mick
"You just drink that whole thing?"
The Mick
"I mean, there's a little bit"
The Mick
"left in the bottom if you want it."
The Mick
"No. No. You're only supposed to drink"
The Mick
"a capful of this thing. Do you want to sit down?"
The Mick
"Oh, no."
The Mick
"Don't you worry about me. I can handle my medicine."
The Mick
"(cackles)"
The Mick
"Oh, hello, sir!"
The Mick
"Where did you come from?"
The Mick
"(laughs) This guy'll be like,"
The Mick
"(high-pitched voice): "I miss my family! Put me back!""
The Mick
"- Well... - Oh, God!"
The Mick
"It's so gross, though,"
The Mick
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