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Clips from F is for Family - Landing the Plane (S02E02)

"remember those who don't have a spring in their step,"
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"Frank, wait."
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"Anything at all?"
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"Now that's cold-blooded."
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"Ah!"
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"♪ Come and get your love now ♪"
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"♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪"
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"Come on. Where are you guys?"
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"and if this thing goes south,"
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"- Not if I gut you like a deer first. - Okay. Okay."
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"It's now exactly 11:13."
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"The flight for Duluth leaves at 3:57."
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"I'll be there at the airport doing my snack run no later than 3:10."
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"We'll mix a little cocktail for Scoop and make the hand off."
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"I didn't ask for no bean juice."
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"♪ Mouthy gal A-put a lid on it ♪"
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"♪ I'll hit you Where your blouse covers it up! ♪"
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"Pow!"
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"And now for the most exciting part of our presentation:"
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"You mean like clear glass?"
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"We're making a hundred thousand of them! We're fucked!"
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"I didn't have a shirt, then her boobs were sticking out,"
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"my mom had this friend, Mrs. Anderson."
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"She was hotter than a car seat in August."
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"without somebody holding its paws."
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"I've been a blind man these past few months."
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"It gets worse. Turns out Cutie Pie was fucking everybody."
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"Well, he didn't really fuck her, she just kind of peed on him."
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"I guess the universe was trying to send me a signal."
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"Message received."
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"Just got to put my life back together."
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"That's right. I'm going 100% clean."
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"Okay, let me get the door."
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"Thanks for letting me take the truck one last time, Smokey."
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"I got to get my job back."
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"I know what I'm talking about."
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"and all she asked in return was to one day take a vacation together."
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"And I kept saying, "Yeah, sure. Someday, someday.""
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"But that day never came."
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"Don't pull a Smokey, Frank."
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"Thanks, Smokey, but I think I know what I'm doing."
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"I'll never forget you."
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"Yes, you will...."
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"Don't fuck this up, Frank Murphy."
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"Time for the world to see your genius."
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"This isn't about him. This is for me."
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"See you next year, God willing."
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"Tracy and Tommy, if you don't mind,"
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"That thing sucked!"
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"Yep."
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"Sucker!"
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"Hey, Jimmy."
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"And if you want to beat me up, go ahead."
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"Made you flinch, you freckled fairy!"
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"You would've done the same if it was me."
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"You can "leaf" the drying to the Salad Tosser."
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"You did it!"
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"Henrietta! Henrietta!"
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"Well, it's an amazing story. I can't take credit for it."
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"- Oh, my God. She's stealing it. - Not necessarily."
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"Oh, yeah. She's stealing it."
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"Oh, dear sweet Sue. Let me ask you something."
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"You know how many Irishmen and test monkeys died at Kitty Hawk"
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"So, wipe that kicked, puppy dog look off your face."
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"The Salad Tosser is mine now."
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"Of course you won't."
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"- Come on, hurry up. - Have fun in Duluth, Scoop."
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"Don't forget your Me-Paper, you racist fuck."
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"Now all we have to do is wait for Dunbarton to realize"
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"Except for Frank Murphy,"
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"who will just happen to be here, filling the rubber machine."
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"Love you, Frank."
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"You're the only person I can turn to and..."
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"Blah, blah, blah!"
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"and stuffed him in the bottom of a plane!"
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"Fucking lettuce!"
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"That would be humiliating."
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"Well, would your husband dying make things better?"
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"Oh my God!"
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"Fuck you! No way! We demand $10 million"
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"- And Oakland! - Sorry, man. We got to cut bait on Oakland."
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"Your father's in danger."
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"I need you to find somebody to drive you to the TV store and pick me up."
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"I'd drive you myself, but giving up a gram a day"
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"of cocaine habit isn't as easy as it sounded"
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"when I was on cocaine."
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"I'm the CEO of the airline."
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"Let me talk some sense to these people."
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"What are you fucking animals doing on my airplane?"
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"What the hell are you doing here, you shamrock-shitting pen-hoarder?"
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"Then you've got seven seconds before I blow this whole place the fuck up!"
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"This ain't Name That Tune, motherfucker!"
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"The only right decision I ever made was marrying that woman."
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"This morning she gave me one last chance to fix things."
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"that I think she's a great woman, a wonderful mother,"
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"and an absolute animal in the sack."
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"They've actually got something to live for."
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"So, go ahead. Just shoot me."
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"Jesus Christ! You fucking shot me!"
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"Get ready to go in. Forty percent survival rate is acceptable."
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"- The bomb! - Ah!"
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"This is the most heroic thing this reporter has ever seen"
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"- Murphy! - Ah, shit."
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"You accidental ejaculations thought you could"
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"will make my underwear in a Cambodian sweatshop!"
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"And I will wear it once, throw it out, and demand more!"
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"Holy shit."
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"Fucking idiot!"
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"- Frank! - Sue?"
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"I'll be fine. It went right through."
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"Oh. Yeah, I don't think I was making a whole lot of sense."
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"I knew exactly what you meant. And it was beautiful."
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"- Daddy! - Dad!"
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"But here's how you deal with it: you just shove it down."
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"Keep shoving till it goes away."
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"But his face was..."
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"- I love you. - I love you too."
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"Yes, it is."
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"And you didn't have to go to the pawn shop and buy this old thing back."
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"And I'll never lose sight of it again."
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