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Clips from F is for Family - Landing the Plane (S02E02)

"But it cost $250."
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"You could go back to college."
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"Maybe I will."
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"Come here, beautiful."
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"- Oh, Frank. - Latex, my dear?"
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"One, two, three, baby!"
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"One, two, three, baby!"
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"Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby!"
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"♪ I'm a woman in love And I love what it's doing to me ♪"
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"♪ Having my baby! ♪"
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"♪ I'm a woman in love And I love what is going through me ♪"
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"- # Oh, no # - # Wouldn't put you through it #"
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"- # Said you wouldn't do it # - # No, no, no #"
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"and there's a hint of spring in the air."
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"It's National Leg Brace Day, so let's try and"
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"♪ When it's sunny in the morning ♪"
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"♪ I can see the funny weeping willow ♪"
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"♪ When I feel the air I feel that life is very good to me ♪"
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"♪ Home to me ♪"
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"Good luck, Sue."
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"We both know you don't mean that."
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"Wanted."
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"But I don't care anymore. I got an airline that needs me."
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"Well, maybe the airline can raise your kids,"
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"and still have sex with you when you don't shower for weeks"
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"after getting fired on Christmas."
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"Hey, maybe this year they'll surprise you and fire you on Easter."
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"Before we leave like this,"
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"is there anything you want to say to me?"
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"Breakfast sucked."
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"♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪"
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"♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪"
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"And to quote Benjamin Franklin,"
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""We must indeed all hang together"
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"or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.""
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"- Thanks, Bob. - Having said that,"
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"my brother-in-law Stan is an Alderman,"
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"I'll have the ability to make a deal faster than all of you."
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"Our union contact will meet you with the means to neutralize him."
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"Once he gets the stuff to me, I'll put it in the proper hands."
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"Here's the coffee you wanted."
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"Now, give me my bean juice!"
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"♪ Plastic bowl A-put a lid on it ♪"
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"♪ Button your lip Or I'll button it for you ♪"
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"- You're great, Tommy! - Tommy!"
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"the new invention that's gonna put this company back in the black!"
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"- Blacks? No! - Hide the women!"
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"- I mean, restore us to profitability. - Oh, yeah."
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"Plast-A-Ware's flagship product for 1974 is..."
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"Made of a patented blend of 38 different space-age chemicals"
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"that make it the only mug that changes color"
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"to match whatever beverage you're drinking!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Well, thank God we didn't put that stupid mug into production."
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"- What are you two smiling about? - Oh, you'll find out."
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"Man, I hope it's lesbian stuff."
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"Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit."
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"Kevin, I'm coming down."
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"It was Thursday morning, I was excited! Haircut Girl was real!"
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"Hey, hey, hey, little man. Take it easy."
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"- It's not your fault. - It's not?"
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"One night, she came over looking for my mom, but my mom wasn't home."
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"from a toll booth lady on the Pennsylvania Turnpike."
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"That doesn't make any sense."
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"Once your dick gets hard, the story never makes sense."
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"That was gonna happen one way or the other."
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"- I'm worried I might lose my job. - Oh, no."
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"You might want to get a penicillin shot."
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"Well, I might blow a few stripes on Flag Day."
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"Sure, you deserve it."
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"Thanks, man. Well..."
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"Kev, I don't mean to be rude, but it's time for old Vic to hit the sack."
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"I appreciate you helping me out, even though if this thing works,"
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"You gotta take care of that beautiful wife of yours."
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"Nah, this isn't about that."
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"Frank, you still got to look after those who look after you."
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"It's not as easy as it sounds."
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"Easier than losing her."
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"She gave me everything"
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"See the world."
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"And now she fucks the mailman just because he shows her postcards from overseas."
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"I better go."
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"but I appreciate it."
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"Tell that ho to have the mailman fetch her Rice-A-Roni!"
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"♪ The IRS thinks I am dead ♪ Pow!"
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"Nothing federal about it."
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"Well, Sue, this is it."
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"Now you can go home tonight and rub your success right in Frank's face."
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"There's that killer instinct."
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"Well, let's close out the meeting with our time-honored tradition,"
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"a brief contractually obligated appearance by the founder of Plast-A-Ware,"
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"Mrs. Henrietta Van Horne!"
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"Okay, very good. Thank you, Henrietta."
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"I'd like to present a new product I'm fond of."
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"Well, I know it's hard to follow"
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"an invention as brilliant as The Rainbow Mug."
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"Allow me to introduce a little thing called the Salad Tosser."
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"Oh!"
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"A revolutionary new device that spin-dries wet lettuce."
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"Ooh!"
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"little thingamajig, so you kick it to the clam upstairs."
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"I am Ant-ius and I am a fickle god!"
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"Well, if it isn't Bill, the compassionate pussy."
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"Have you come to... save somebody's life?"
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"Look, Jimmy, I'm sorry for the whole hockey stick thing."
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"That's a good one, Jimmy."
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"Thanks. I thought of it in the hospital."
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"You know, you didn't have to take me to the emergency room like that,"
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"but you did."
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"No. I'd let you die in the street."
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"And then I'd move your body so it looked like you were blowing yourself."
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"And then I'd sell tickets to anybody who wanted to see a dead kid blowing himself."
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"You and me are okay now, Murphy. Just don't piss me off again."
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"Or some weirdo's gonna be jerking off to your corpse."
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"I won't, I swear."
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"Who's that?"
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"That's the dickweed who took me to the doctor."
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"Get away from the window, Bridget!"
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"Blow it out your ass, you fucking splooge socket!"
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"- I love you! - We did it!"
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