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Clips from Seinfeld - The Boyfriend: Part 1 (S03E03)

"Let me just sign this and go."
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"You know..."
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"...she doesn't even have a boyfriend."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Who do you think you're talking to?"
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"You trying to make a joke, Mrs. Sokol? It's not funny."
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"You know, it's one thing to not give me the extension."
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"But to tease and to torture me like this..."
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"...there's no call for that."
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"Would you like her phone number?"
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"Mrs. Sokol, I don't know what to say."
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"- Where should I sign this thing? - No, no, no, no. Don't worry about it."
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"Unemployment, it's a tough thing."
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"Even if you get a job after you've been unemployed..."
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"...they take unemployment out of your check every week..."
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"...and show it to you in that little box."
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"...has the word unemployment on it?"
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"Can't get it out of your mind! You just got the job!"
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"They're already getting ready for you to be laid off."
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"I have a friend who's unemployed."
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"This guy has never worked this hard in his life to keep this thing going."
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"He's down there every week waiting on the lines and getting interviewed..."
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"If they had any idea the effort and energy that he is expending..."
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"...to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. I'm sure of it."
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"The guy is doing a tremendous job..."
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"...not working."
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"So tell me more about this game six."
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"Well, there was two outs, bottom of the tenth."
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"We're one out away from losing the series."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Yes, I do love her."
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"So who do you think she looks like?"
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"Lyndon Johnson."
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"He's joking."
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"No, I'm not joking. She looks like Lyndon Johnson."
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"Jerry, I can't believe it took you so long to see the baby."
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"I kept saying to Michael, When is Jerry going to see the baby?"
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"I was saying the same thing."
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"Take a picture. Michael, get the camera."
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"Hurry up!"
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"He's such an idiot."
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"Jerry, you want to pick her up?"
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"- I better not. - I'll pick her up."
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"No!"
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"Thank you for a wonderful time, George."
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"I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time."
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"Would I like to come up?"
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"I would love to come up."
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"I'm... I'm fighting not to."
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"Fighting."
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"Unfortunately, I..."
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"...have to get an early start tomorrow. Gotta get up and hit that pavement."
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"But it's Saturday. All the offices are closed."
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"I got me an appointment with a hardware store."
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"I'm not saying I want to do it for the rest of my life..."
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"...but hardware fascinates me."
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"Will you call me as soon as you get home?"
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"- Tonight? - Yes."
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"Will I call you when I get home? What do you think?"
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"You kill me. You really kill me."
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"Well, good night."
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"It was an accident. Right, Jerry? It was an accident."
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"Here, baby. Here. Here, baby."
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"Baby, baby, baby. Who's the baby?"
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"I have a friend who's got a baby."
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"Gotta see the baby."
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"You've got to come over and see the baby."
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"Nobody ever wants you to come over and see their grandfather, do they?"
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"He's so cute."
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"168 pounds, 4 ounces. I love them when they're this age."
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"He's 1000 months."
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"You know, the mid-80s is such a good time for the grand-people."
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"He went to the bathroom by himself today."
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"You know what's tough about seeing people when they have a baby..."
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"...is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm."
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"You know what I mean? They're always so excited."
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"What do you think of him?"
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"I'd like to meet a couple that goes:"
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"You know, we're not that happy with him, frankly."
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"I think we really made a big mistake. We should have got an aquarium."
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"You want him? We don't even want him. You want him?"
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"Thanks for a nice evening. This was really fun."
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"Yeah, it was."
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"Gosh, should I kiss her good night?"
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"Is he going to try and kiss me?"
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"- I love Cajun cooking. - Really?"
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"Maybe they should get together."
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"Go ahead. Kiss her."
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"I'm a baseball player, damn it."
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"What's he waiting for?"
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"I thought he was a cool guy."
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"Come on. I won the MVP in '79. I can do whatever I want to."
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"Well, this is getting awkward."
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"Well, good night."
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"Good night."
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"Who does this guy think he is?"
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"I'm Keith Hernandez."
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"Who else?"
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"Mookie. Mookie was there."
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"You know him?"
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"Well, I don't know him. I know who he is."
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"He's such a great guy. You should meet him."
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"- He's the one who got that hit- - I know. He got the hit in game six!"
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"So then what happened?"
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"Nothing. Then he took me home."
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"So did you two..."
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"...have...?"
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"What?"
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"Milk?"
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"- No. - Cookies?"
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"Did he kiss you good night?"
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"I don't know."
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"All right. He kissed me, okay?"
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"Between a peck and a make-out."
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"So you like him."
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"I don't understand. Before you were jealous of me."
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"Now you're jealous of him?"
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"I'm jealous of everybody."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, hi. What's happening?"
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