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Clips from Seinfeld - The Boyfriend: Part 1 (S03E03)

"I was at the unemployment office."
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"I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandalay Industries..."
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"...and I gave them your phone number. So when the phone rings..."
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"...you have to answer, Vandalay Industries."
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"- I'm Vandalay Industries? - Right."
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"- Latex? - Right."
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"- What do I do with latex? - I don't know! You manufacture it!"
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"- Right here in this little apartment? - And what do I say about you?"
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"You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman."
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"- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right."
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"I don't think so."
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"Why would I do that?"
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"Because I asked you to."
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"...pushing papers around, you can forget it."
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"I've got enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff."
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"- Yeah? - It's Keith."
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"All right, we're coming down."
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"Keith Hernandez?"
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"- Yeah. Come on, Elaine, let's go. - Where are you going?"
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"They're giving me a ride downtown."
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"You know, there had to have been a second spitter. Who was it?"
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"Who had the motive?"
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"That's what I've been trying to figure out the past five years."
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"What the hell are you two talking about?"
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"- That was really fun. Thanks. - Yeah, it really was."
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"Well..."
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"You want to catch a movie this weekend?"
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"Have you seen JFK?"
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"No, I haven't."
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"Damn. I was too overanxious. He must have noticed that."
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"I mean, if you want to."
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"- Well, how about this Friday? - Yeah, Friday's okay."
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"I've been on The Tonight Show."
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"Well, good night."
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"Good night."
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"Oh, Jer, by the way..."
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"...the woman we gave a ride to earlier..."
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"- Elaine. - Yeah."
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"- What's her story? - I don't know. We used to go out."
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"Would you mind if I gave her a call?"
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"- For a date? - Yeah."
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"Oh, no..."
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"Go ahead."
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"You sure you don't mind?"
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"So then we went to dinner."
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"- Who paid? - We split it."
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"Split it. Pretty good."
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"- Did you talk about game six? - No. I gotta wait until it's the right time."
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"- Yeah? - It's Elaine."
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"Come on up."
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"So then what?"
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"Nothing. Then he took me home."
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"Shake his hand?"
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"Yeah."
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"What kind of a shake does he have?"
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"Good shake. Perfect shake."
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"Didn't have to prove anything, but firm enough to know he was there."
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"So..."
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"...you're gonna see him again?"
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"He asked me if I was doing anything Friday night."
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"The weekend!"
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"So then, as I was getting out of the car-"
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"- Hi! - Oh, hi, Elaine."
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"Hi, Elaine."
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"So how was your date?"
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"What date? It's a guy."
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"So you know... He called me."
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"- Already? - Keith called you?"
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"This guy really gets around."
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"- Do you mind? - No, I don't mind. Why should I mind?"
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"What did he say?"
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"He asked me out for Saturday night."
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"- You going? - No."
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"- I told him I was busy. - Oh, really?"
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"- Friday? - Yeah."
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"He's going out with you on Friday?"
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"- Yeah? - He's supposed to see me on Friday."
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"- I didn't know. - We made plans!"
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"Well, frankly, it is."
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"I've never seen you jealous before."
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"Well, you're not even a fan. I was at game six."
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"You didn't even watch it."
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"Wait a second. Wait a minute."
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"Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?"
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"Any Hennigan's around here?"
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"Kell Varnsen speaking."
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"May we help you?"
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"Oh, hi, Keith. No, I was just joking around."
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"No, no, I don't mind at all."
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"No, it's no problem at all."
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"Okay. Take it easy."
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"Hey, what are you doing Friday night?"
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"Friday night? Nothing. Now."
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"Want to come to see the baby?"
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"Oh, fasten your seat belts. We're going to see the baby."
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"If you don't see the baby now, you're never gonna see her."
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"- All right, I'll go. - All right. All right."
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"I'll get it."
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"Hello."
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"What-delay Industries?"
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"- No! - Vandalay!"
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"Say Vandalay!"
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"No, you're way, way, way off!"
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"Yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment."
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"- No, say- - Vandalay! Say-"
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"Vandalay Industries!"
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"Yeah, no problem, no problem."
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"How did you know who they wanted?!"
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"And you want to be my latex salesman."
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"Just sign here, please."
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"I know who it was too. It was the guy that interviewed me."
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"He was very threatened by me. Why else wouldn't he hire me?"
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"- I could sell latex like that. - Just sign that."
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"- Who is this? - It's my daughter."
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"This is your daughter?"
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"My God!"
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"My God!"
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"You think so?"
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"Would you take this picture away from me? Just take it away."
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"Get it out of here. Take it away, and put it away."
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