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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Vulture (S01E01)

"I need you to bring it to The Vulture's apartment."
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"Come on!"
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"Oh, Captain, hello."
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"Uh, we are preparing him a gift basket of sorts."
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"Look, I understand that you're upset."
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"I suggest that you pull your team together"
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"and solve these cases before major crimes can step in."
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"Yes, sir. That is definitely clear."
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"You should be frowning."
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"Why is Jake smi... Why are you smiling?"
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"Because the Captain just gave us the perfect revenge plan."
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"We team up and solve this case right now!"
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"Think about it, Amy."
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"We go back to the scene of the crime,"
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"find the murder weapon, and out-vulture The Vulture!"
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"No one gets in trouble if we crack the case."
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"Yes! That's right! All right."
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"We're angry. We're getting revenge."
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"We're a little bit tipsy."
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"We should not be driving. We're taking the bus."
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"So the waitress heard the couple arguing at dinner."
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"Apparently he was having an affair,"
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"Two years ago, she caught him with a dog walker"
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"- I do. - Right?"
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"- Yes, I got it. - Sex times."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Anyways, we know it's the wife."
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"You're real talkative now that you want our help."
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"All right, it is possible"
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"that I should've brought you guys in sooner."
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"But I just get so excited,"
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"wrapped up in wanting to solve stuff, you know?"
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"I get it. You want to be the best."
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"We all do."
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"You just don't have to be such a butthead about it."
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"What?"
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"I just can't believe you would call me a butthead."
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"- Shut up. - That's so harsh."
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"Hitchcock farts nonstop."
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"Still waiting, sergeant."
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"It's just the target looks exactly like a friend of mine."
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"It's just freaking me out."
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"You have a friend..."
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"- Who's just a silhouette? - Yes."
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"Let's all just count to a million."
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"One, two, three, four, five, six..."
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"So then Iceman says, "You can be my wingman any day.""
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"And then Maverick says... I've seen the film, sergeant."
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"I haven't. What happens next?"
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"Goose comes back, right? He's not really dead."
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"Goose is gone."
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"- No! - I know!"
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"All right, here's how it went down."
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"9:45, a man screams."
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"90 seconds later, wife goes down to the doorman,"
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"says a guy murdered her husband and then ran off."
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"We know she's lying."
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"We've just got to find the corkscrew"
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"to make our case airtight."
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"I say we role-play, see if something sparks."
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"Darling, thank you for a lovely dinner."
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"Perhaps we should have one more drink before bed."
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"Don't you "darling" me, you philanderer."
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"No, you're the husband. The husband had the affair."
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"I'm always the victim. I don't want to be the victim."
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"Okay, Charles is the door."
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"No. I'll be the victim. Don't make me a door again."
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"Great. Okay, so... Wife goes into the drawer."
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"Gets the corkscrew. Stab, stab, stab."
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"What did she do with the corkscrew?"
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"She dumps it in the hallway trash chute"
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"on the way to the doorman."
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"No, we checked the trash, like, ten times."
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"We would've seen a bloody corkscrew."
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"All right, Hitchcock, you're up."
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"The body."
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"No, you're terrible at this. Go sit down."
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"You're up, Diaz."
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"Stab!"
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"Then I..."
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"Toss the corkscrew out the window,"
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"and it lands on a passing car."
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"Security cam showed no one driving by at that time"
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"and nothing on the street."
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"Okay, I want in. But I only want to stab you."
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"Fine. Charles, door."
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"Okay, uh, sweetheart."
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"Time to die."
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"That seems a little harsh."
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"What if it was a magnetic corkscrew?"
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"If the corkscrew was on a magnet..."
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"It's stuck halfway down the inside of the trash chute."
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"I figured it out first!"
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"Wow!"
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"What's happening?"
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"but not a hair dryer?"
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"I can't see far enough down."
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"Someone's gonna have to go down in there."
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"Someone with narrow shoulders."
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"No! I have broad shoulders."
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"I have narrow hips, but broad shoulders."
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"See anything?"
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"A little lower."
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"Freeze! Hands in the air!"
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"Ahh!"
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"We're cops. Broad shoulders!"
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"Stuck! Told you... Broad shoulders."
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"Apparently, our Detective squad has gotten drunk,"
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"compromised the crime scene,"
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"I need you to lead this squad, Terry."
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"And I mean really lead it."
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"I hope you take the shot."
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"What kind of precinct are you running here?"
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"Your team disrupted a crime scene"
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"over which they have zero... Zero jurisdiction."
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"They were publicly drunk."
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"Apparently one of them pressed"
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"all the buttons on the elevator."
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"Only, maybe he just bumped up against the panel"
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"with that big white ass of his."
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"What now? Holt is gonna kill you."
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