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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Vulture (S01E01)

"I once arrested a 96-year-old for flashing."
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"My oldest collar was 78, but the PCP"
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"Yeah, oldest arrest... 68, like I said."
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"She was, actually. That's how I met her."
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"No. That is no one's fantasy."
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"until we find the knife she used."
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"and I'm catching heat from the higher-ups."
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"I'm gonna ask you again."
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"Sir, I may not be the man for the job."
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"Gun range."
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"why don't I just record it?"
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"Then I don't have to say it again."
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"does not have a secret knife-hiding place."
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"This is terrific."
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"I heard you guys were making the rounds again."
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"That was actually very helpful, thank you."
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"Uh-oh. You better get back here. Now."
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"Yeah, I feel sexy."
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"Watch out for that door."
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"Captain, please, please, pretty please"
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"and takes the credit for himself."
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"Thank you."
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"God! This is so boring!"
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"you know, the real Nancy Drew-level stuff."
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"The last 2% is the hardest to get."
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"Oh! Wow!"
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"I got it from here."
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"Well, that's the worst thing that's ever happened to me."
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"Happens to the best of us."
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"Three! I got it from here!"
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"Let's go. Beat it!"
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"and said his whole family is dead?"
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"Well, show me!"
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"Hold on, my nose itches."
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"You guys did stances? Like, I'll be like..."
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"Chug 'em, boys. We're rolling!"
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"There's a drugstore four blocks away... I'm on it."
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"Tell Rosa. She'd be into that."
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"Peralta, why are you asking Gina about Detective Pembroke?"
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"But if you want to keep this from happening again,"
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"Thank you, sir."
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"That is not what he meant."
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"Okay, screw it. I'm in."
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"I love the bus!"
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"and it was not the first time."
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"who was walking his dog, if you know what I mean."
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"The corkscrew's still in the body."
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"Right."
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"You have a ten-pound flashlight in your purse,"
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"God!"
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"and an officer has gotten stuck in a trash chute."
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"Would you like to sit down, Detective?"
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"You seem upset. Hell yeah, I'm upset."
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"I don't think he will..."
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"Voila!"
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"Stuck to the side, just like you said."
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"This is the proudest moment of my career."
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"Oh, my God, you guys, we out-vultured The Vulture!"
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"That's insulting."
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"It's Amy's."
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"Hey, keep up the bad work, champ."
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"also involved was the right honorable J... okay, enough."
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"that helped him overcome his crippling fear."
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"We're looking for a man of precisely your..."
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"It's gonna be a long road,"
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"you just have to take the high road."
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"Ooh!"
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"Jake.""
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"Hey, you guys see the dude I brought in today..."
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"The drug dealer? 81 years old."
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"I think it's the oldest collar of my entire career."
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"I was terrified he'd die in my backseat..."
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"made her fight like she was 20."
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"What about two 50-year-old twins?"
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"Does that count as a 100-year-old?"
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"- No good. - No."
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"You talking oldest bags? 68."
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"That's not that old. Yeah, but I was only 20."
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"20? Were you even a cop then?"
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"No, man, it was before I got into the academy."
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"Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest."
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"Ew!"
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"No... yes, I am."
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"God, you had sex with a 68-year-old"
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"when you were in your 20s?"
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"You know how it is."
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"When you have a chance to bed an older woman, you..."
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"No, that is not an older woman. That's an old woman!"
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"That's someone's grandma!"
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"Went to college with her grandson Marvin."
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"Don't... don't knock it till you try it."
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"She had a replacement hip with some serious torque."
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"It was like having sex with a transformer."
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"Peralta..."
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"Where are we on the Lincoln place murder?"
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"Well, like I told Captain Holt earlier this week,"
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"we are at the one-yard line. It's a football reference."
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"Yes, Jake. I played linebacker at Syracuse."
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"Really? In High School, I played center field"
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"in the musical damn Yankees."
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"Yeah, you don't want to brag about that."
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"Peralta, you want to loop everyone in?"
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"- Ehh... - That was not a request."
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"Fine."
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"Get ready for some stuff on a screen."
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"Meet Fred Gorman..."
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"Prominent citizen, lawyer, corpse."
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"She did not take his last name,"
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"but I believe she did take his life."
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"- Nice. - Thank you, Charles."
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"Now, Hoert had means, motives, and opportunity."
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"I just need to find the murder weapon."
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"For some reason, the D.A. won't move forward with the arrest"
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"Is that reason that they want to win the case?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, find it."
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"The family's close to the mayor,"
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"Do you need any resources or personnel?"
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"No, sir, I've got it."
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"Okay."
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