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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Vulture (S01E01)

"Because..."
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"You actually found the corkscrew in the trash chute?"
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"Boyle, we're pulling you out!"
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"Ah!"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"What? It's a vulture."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I'm gonna take this corkscrew over to the D.A."
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"So we get the collar, not major crimes."
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"Peralta! Now."
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"Okay."
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"- Before you get mad... - Shut it!"
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"Holt was right."
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"I've been so worried about my own kids,"
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"I forgot about my stupid grown-up kids."
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"I should've been on you guys more."
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"And starting now, I will be."
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"But if you ever do this again,"
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"I swear I will crush your head in one hand."
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"- You don't mean that. - Try me."
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"Okay."
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"Where you going?"
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"The boss is taking heat"
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"for something that's not even his fault."
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"I can't let that happen."
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"Wait. Damn it."
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"Look, it's not your fault either."
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"And it's not The Vulture's fault."
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"I know. I know. It's mine."
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"It's mine, okay?"
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"God, I do not love how this worked out."
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"Detective Pembroke."
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"Now what?"
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"I'd like to cordially invite you to calm down,"
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"especially considering that this case"
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"has already been solved..."
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"By you!"
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"Looks like you found the murder weapon."
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"It's a good thing you realized it was magnetically stuck"
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"to the inside of the trash chute."
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"Congratulations."
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"Cracked the case all by yourself."
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"We done here?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, we're done here."
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"Why does he keep touching my butt?"
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"- Stay foxy. - Die lonely."
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"Well, case closed. Good work, everyone."
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"Let's, uh, call it a night without any further discussion."
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"No!"
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"All of you broke into a crime scene"
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"under the influence of alcohol,"
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"overstepped your jurisdiction, and disobeyed my direct orders."
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"Everyone involved tonight is gonna get written up."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Here's everyone who was there."
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"Jake Peralta, J. Peralta,"
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"Dr. Jacob Peralta,"
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"who has a PhD in slow-jam studies"
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"from Funktown State University,"
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"My point is it was a Peralta special, sir."
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"No one else was there."
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"Well, Detective, I'm happy to see"
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"you're learning how to be part of a team."
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"Everybody go home. Sleep it off."
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"Sir? Thank you."
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"Ultimately, it was our raw sexual chemistry"
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"You should just stay in the office all day every day"
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"and be my bestie."
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"You could join my dance troupe, Floorgasm."
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"but I'm ready to get myself back in the game."
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"I know you will."
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"I mean, eventually..."
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"Not tonight."
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"I need to go hug my baby girls."
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"Excuse me."
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"Jake, I have to say, the way you handled things"
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"with The Vulture yesterday was very mature."
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"Well, sometimes in life,"
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"Oop! Time's up!"
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"- Can't wait to see it. - Ah, here we go."
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"- That's good suction. - Oh!"
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"Check it out!"
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"- Perfect, right? - Yeah!"
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""Dear Vulture,"
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""enjoy my big white ass."
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"Here you are."
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"Always take the high road, Charles."
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"Always take the high road."
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"Or flash me."
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"Now meet his wife, Ann Hoert."
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"The hallway, like all other hallways,"
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"I'm putting it down."
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"That could take weeks."
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"Here it comes."
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"The lasagna's burning. Okay."
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"I wanted to be her when I grew up."
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"There's someone named "The Vulture"?"
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"And I am choosing Charles because he's the least likely"
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"to a case I had a while back."
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"and you refused."
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"- Always classy, Jake. - Mm-hmm."
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"So my stance feels good,"
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"Take the shot, sergeant."
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"Am I clear?"
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