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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Vulture (S01E01)

"What was it, six hours?"
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"That's because it was 98% solved."
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"That's why they leave it in the milk."
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"What?"
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"Looking good, Santiago."
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"You foxy ma."
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"Go rot in hell."
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"This is your fault."
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"Thanks, champ. Good effort."
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"And, hey, you feel free to call me"
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"anytime you need me to come down here"
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"and help powder that big white ass of yours."
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"I hate The Vulture so much!"
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"Me too. But he's kind of hot."
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"What?"
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"You can hate people and still think they're hot."
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"Case in point, Manuel Noriega."
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"You know what? I'm with you on this."
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"Tonya Harding."
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"- Yeah, she's thick. - Right?"
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"Sorry you got vultured."
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"On my count."
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"One, two..."
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"Yeah!"
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"Get up! Get up! Turn around!"
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"You have the right to remain silent."
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"Anything you say..."
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"Can and will be used against you in a court of law."
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"Thanks, guys, I got it from here."
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"Skim white chocolate macchiato for Charles."
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"I got it from here."
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"I used a gift card for that!"
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"God, I just... I want to get back at him so bad!"
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"I wish I could throw his cell phone in the toilet"
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"or slash his tires... I don't know."
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"Or slash his gorgeous throat."
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"I cannot figure you out."
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"Okay, I'm buying everyone drinks"
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"as long as we're here thinking of a revenge plan."
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"Best idea gets 50 bucks."
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"Throw 'em on out."
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"What if you called him from a hospital"
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"Like, they died of cancer."
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"Charles, that is so dark."
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"- but I'm still not hitting center. - All right."
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"Back your left foot up a hair."
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"Like this?"
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"Mm, mm, mm!"
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"No! Gina! We've been over this."
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"Like, wrap your thick, muscular arms around me and..."
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"All right, look,"
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"hands here, stand up straight, chin forward."
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"Gina!"
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"When I lock my shooting arm, the other hand feels unstable."
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"Now, what stance am I supposed to be doing..."
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"Weaver or isosceles?"
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"Yeah, everybody does stances, Gina."
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"Listen, uh... Hey, all right, all right!"
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"Look, hey, both you, just watch."
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"That's eight! He did it!"
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"That was only seven."
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"Why are you counting my shots?"
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"Are you trying to have me recertified?"
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"Yes."
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"If you make eight of ten shots,"
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"I can sign off on you carrying a gun again."
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"Gina's here as an official witness,"
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"and I thought it'd be easier for you"
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"in a no-pressure environment."
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"I can't believe you tricked me!"
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"You're too good a cop to be shackled to a desk."
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"You only have one hit until you get recertified."
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"So deep breath, huh?"
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"Take the final shot."
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"Don't overthink it."
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"Just relax and breathe."
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"Bring air into your lungs..."
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"Like you've done your whole life."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Guys! How do you breathe?"
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"I forgot how to breathe!"
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"Is it two in, one out?"
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"What if we wrap his motorcycle in plastic wrap"
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"and melt it with a hair dryer?"
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"Little trick I learned in gift basket making class."
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"All right. Here's what we're up to."
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"Steal his kidney, burn down his house,"
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"replace his aloe tissues with regular tissues."
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"Thank you, Charles. You're welcome."
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"Leave a dead cat in his cedar closet."
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"He would have to own a cedar closet."
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"He seems like he would."
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"Sneak into his apartment and burn popcorn in the microwave."
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"Thank you, Charles."
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"Uh, Scully asked for mashed potatoes,"
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"so I wrote that down."
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"Well, I hate to say it, but I think, by default,"
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"Charles' motorcycle idea is the winner."
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"Yeah! Winning by default."
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"Let's get into it."
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"Anybody know where The Vulture lives?"
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"On third, right near here. How do you know that?"
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"Yes!"
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"Take that, Vulture!"
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"- Yeah. - Nice."
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"All right, give me your hair dryer."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"Don't you carry one in your purse?"
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"Have you ever met a human woman?"
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"Oh, no."
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"Scully traveling four blocks?"
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"Hoo!"
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"I just need a second."
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"You've had 18 minutes of seconds."
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"Gina's authentic stolen police badges."
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"How can I help?"
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"- Hey, it's Peralta. - Oh, hey, Jake."
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"Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?"
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"Of course. I'm not an animal."
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"Great."
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