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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Vulture (S01E01)

"Dismissed!"
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"Sergeant Jeffords, my office."
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"Uh-oh."
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"He probably wants to talk to you"
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"about how your shirts aren't tight enough probably."
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"Okay, how can we help? What do you need?"
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"I need nothing."
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"I'm about to solve this case, meet the mayor,"
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"and sell my life rights to Channing Tatum"
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"so he can play my less attractive brother"
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"in the ensuing film."
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"- Come on, Peralta, - Holt said to use the whole team."
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"We all want this solved."
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"I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone..."
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"Except when it comes to sex."
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"Actually, sometimes including sex."
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"Will you just let us help?"
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"Okay, fine."
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"I will let one of you help me... Charles."
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"Yeah!"
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"to steal my thunder."
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"I would never steal his thunder."
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"I-I'd be afraid to borrow it."
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"Terry, I'd like you to accompany me to a gun range."
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"You mean drive you there and wait outside..."
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"Far away from the guns."
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"I spent eight years in the public affairs office,"
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"so my tactical skills are a little rusty."
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"I need some pointers."
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"Sir, I haven't fired a weapon since the incident."
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"The mannequin incident... I'm familiar."
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"Actually, there was an incident after that."
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"Another incident?"
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"You got to cool it, man."
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"I'm gonna get some candy."
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"You used to be the precinct's champion marksman."
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"I only want to take pointers from the best."
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"So I'll keep it low-key."
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"We'll go after work to a private range."
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"No cops, no pressure."
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"Blam! Blam, blam!"
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"I told Gina she could join us. I want to get certified."
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"There has been a ton of crime in my neighborhood,"
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"and the cops in my precinct are very bad."
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"You live in our precinct."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"I know we've gone over this before,"
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"but I have to ask you again."
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"Is there anywhere you can think of in that hallway"
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"where a knife could be hidden?"
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"Well, since I've already told you, like, three times, no,"
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"All right, you want to hear it again?"
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"Idea for a novel..."
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"A mild-mannered doorman gets bitten on the penis"
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"by a radioactive spider"
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"and becomes the world's greatest lover."
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"No, don't stop it. I want to hear what happens."
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"He saves the first lady, if you must know."
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"Sounds compelling."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Well, hello."
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"All right."
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"- This one's all you, tiger. - Come on!"
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"Police!"
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"Hey, ma'am."
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"Thank God! Here, hold this."
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"Get the dog, but don't let it touch the baby!"
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"Oh. Okay. Peralta."
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"Yo, I looked at the photos of your victim on your desk."
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"Is that Rosa? Tell her I said hi."
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"The puncture wounds are similar"
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"They aren't from a knife."
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"I think it's something spiral, like a corkscrew."
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"Don't shush me. I'm helping you."
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"No, no, I'm holding a baby."
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"Oh! Hello, Peralta."
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"No, no, no!"
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"I don't know why you're so upset, man."
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"I'm the one who had to come to this backwater stink hole."
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"What's up, little man?"
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"What's up? Feeling sexy? Huh?"
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"Yeah, you look sexy, man. You know I do."
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"Yo, how much you bench, seriously?"
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"do not let him take over my case."
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"Major crimes is stepping in. Nothing I can do."
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"You're off the case."
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"I can't believe you're just rolling over"
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"and giving my murder away to The Vulture."
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"We call him The Vulture because he swoops in"
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"and solves cases that are almost solved"
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"Yes, Boyle, I put that together from context."
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"First of all, major crimes has jurisdiction"
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"over any and all cases they want to take."
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"But more importantly,"
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"you're the one who insisted on working alone."
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"I told you for weeks to use the squad,"
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"I used them."
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"I mean, Rosa's the one who figured out the corkscrew."
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"And Charles caught a dog."
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"Oh, congratulations, Detective Boyle."
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"You should've involved him sooner."
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"Turn over your files to Detective Pembroke."
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"Sir, call him The Vulture."
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"Giving him a name makes him human."
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"Turn over the files."
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"Fine."
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"But in protest,"
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"I'm walking over there extremely slowly."
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"For both of us."
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"You know, before I solve this case,"
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"I'd like to thank you for doing all the super-easy work,"
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"Oh, yeah? Did Nancy Drew solve a lot of murders?"
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"Yeah, she did... Murder on Ice,"
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"Recipe for Murder."
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"Nancy was a wonderful Detective."
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"Thanks, Charles. That's helpful."
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"Hey! Should we take odds on how fast I'll solve this case?"
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"- Nope. - I mean, what was it with Diaz's last"
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""impossible" extortion case?"
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