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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"You leave that to me, milady."
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"- Barb Hanson? - Yes."
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"- This is Barb's stuff. What happened to her? - She'll be fine."
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"- You let your wife get ajob? - No, it's more like a hobby."
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"Something to keep her busy until Stan the Man gets home."
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"- I worked in real estate. - What are you, gay?"
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"I was. Once I stopped selling houses, my sodomy cleared up like that."
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"Who's my big girl? And such a nice family."
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"- You're overreacting. - Overreacting? Overreacting?"
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"Stan, not all journalists are bad. You like Brit Hume, don't you?"
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"- Just give Greg and Terry a chance. - All right, but if I... What the hell?"
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"Dimmer switch."
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"I'm sorry. Too fabulous? I hate this place."
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"Incredible. That is more than Stan the Man makes in a month."
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"You have been emasculated by the superior earning power of your little Hausfrau."
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"God. Stud. Stud. Hit the stud."
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"This is just a bump in the road. Francine's like a puppy."
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"but she'll get bored and go back to ironing and scooting her ass on the carpet."
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"- Open your eyes. Your manhood is at stake. - That's crazy."
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"Is it? When my wife started working, I didn't think twice."
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"But she kept earning more and more money and then one day, bam!"
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"And I didn't even get to say goodbye."
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"and realised her potential as an independent woman."
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"How would you like a punch in the face?"
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"I have a little surprise. I bought you all presents."
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"- A donation for my shelter. - 50 bucks towards my GameStation."
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"A tie? When do I ever wear a tie?"
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"Yeah, and we still need 100 bucks for that GameStation."
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"Wow, that's a lot of words for "Of course"."
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"Why do you always make everything so complicated? The plan is quite simple really."
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"Toshi will borrow a camcorder from his parents."
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"Meanwhile, Snot and I will find some lovely ladies"
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"I wasn't sure about you fellas, but sometimes you just wanna be around other men."
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"- Actually, Greg was married once. - I was confused. Is that why you're here?"
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"The balance of power in our relationship has shifted and I don't like it."
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"A healthy relationship is a partnership."
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"Well, it's never equal. Someone always ends up on top."
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"- Yeah, but sometimes it's OK to switch. - Really?"
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"- Down the line. - I think I hear what you guys are saying."
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"I'm the man and I have to reclaim the power in my marriage. Hey, thanks, fellas."
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"- Take a picture, why don't you? - I'm being polite. It'd be rude not to look."
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"Forgive me, Francine. I'm only doing this to save our marriage."
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"That's better."
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"Put it in a rap song, jailbird."
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"Eavesdropper. You should respect her privacy."
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"- We don't expose our breasts without beer. - Got ya covered."
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"What?"
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"But we are taking your beer."
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"I'm giving these poor, forgotten people a new lease on life."
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"I think Phil is dead."
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"Hey, honey, I just heard the news."
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"Too bad about your office. Looks like I'm making more money than you again."
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"I'd advise you to write an offer soon. Mortgage rates won't stay this low forever."
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"Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired."
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"That's passive past tense, Trump. You don't own that."
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"Stan, I'm on the phone. Sorry, Randy. I'm working out of my home office these days."
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"- Here you go, boss. - "Boss"?"
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"- A bottled water. - It's not cold. Is that all right?"
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"- Fran Smith and Associate. - Hold her calls."
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"- Francine, stop this nonsense. - Nonsense? This job is my career."
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"Yeah? Well this silly housewife loves her hobby."
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"- So her husband will just have to deal with it. - I could've assassinated you."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"Hey. What's going on?"
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"Steve's making the homeless men beat each other senseless."
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"It's exploitation. You're making money off their pain and misery."
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"- What the hell is going on here? - Ask Dad."
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"I want this to be a class act. I introduce you both."
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"I throw raw meat on the floor. Whoever beats the crap out of the other gets to eat."
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"You were supposed to shut this down. You're degrading these men."
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"I'm giving them jobs and self-esteem. I'm giving them costumes and a back story."
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"This is the Garbage Collector. He's got his own catchphrase:"
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""I'm taking out the trash and sorting it.""
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"And this guy, he grew up in the bayou, living with alligators, wrestling with alligators."
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"I call him the Aviator."
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"Fight night's already sold out. I set up a ring, fans can make bets."
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"No. Those are for people."
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"I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, Dad."
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"What's more important - your hopes and dreams, or me making more than Mom?"
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"- This is pure exploitation. I'm telling Mom. - Go ahead."
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"Your pals will be back on the street, where nights are cold and fights meatless."
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"This isn't over."
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"Yeah. It's been that kind of week, girlfriend. But, hey, TGI hump day."
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"- Roger, who are you talking to? - Tammy at Mencer Escrow, my phone buddy."
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"Did you copy those title reports?"
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"Stan the Man is back. Here. Just my little way of saying you can keep your little job."
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"My God. But, Stan, can we afford this?"
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"I've got to hand it to you, Dad. You really pulled it off."
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"Or did you?"
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"- Here are our demands. - "Longer red lights at freeway off-ramps,"
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"- No. You can't take my money. - Don't sweat it."
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"- What do you mean? - He killed his own name."
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"No way, not me. I ain't no scab."
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"You never forget how to fight - it's like beating up a bicycle."
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"This is a wonderful starter home."
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"Congratulations. I just thought you were fat."
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"What a wuss."
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"It's a knockout. My dad wins."
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"I lost a pile of dough on that one-thumbed psycho."
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"Me too. Let's exit quickly."
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"- I did it. I'm Stan the Man. - Not really."
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"More of a performance piece. Hi. Ted Fiedler, method actor."
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"I'm also a hand model."
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"- Stan, why did you do this? - Money."
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"You don't have to feel threatened by my job."
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"I was gonna hitch a ride home, but I bit my thumb off."
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"- So use your other one. - Right."
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"I made you fresh coffee."
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"Have a good day at work, partner."
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"Interest rates went up by 20 points, sending mortgage rates soaring."
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"has jeopardised the economy and put every real estate agent in the country out of work."
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"That's a shame. I'm sorry, hon."
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"At least I had fun. And you learned there's no need to be threatened by my success."
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"Absolutely. Go, Team Smith."
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"It's Stan. Release Greenspan's schnauzer."
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"- Greg. - Relax. Everybody knows."
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"- Good news today, Greg. - Sure is."
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"That was bold television. We still have a minute to spare."
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"Good news. That batch of virus was inert."
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"You're welcome."
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