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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"The way she wears that smart blazer with her company's logo. Her life must be so exciting."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'll be Admiral Finch and you'll be Lady Constantina, my real estate agent."
American Dad! (2005)
"Go."
American Dad! (2005)
"- No kidding. You need a vagina. - Yeah, vaginas are great. Wish I had one."
American Dad! (2005)
"We don't want their kind in this neighbourhood."
American Dad! (2005)
"Your manhood is at stake. Your manhood is at stake. Your..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Don't worry, I have a plan. Toshi, you have a video camera, right?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I get it. We can sell Toshi's camera and get the money."
American Dad! (2005)
"- It's nice to meet you too. - Yeah. Thanks for dropping in."
American Dad! (2005)
"I envy you guys. Just a couple of unmarried studs enjoying life to the max."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Cocaine doughnuts. - Those are powdered sugar."
American Dad! (2005)
"For God's sake. Somebody pay Mr Trump."
American Dad! (2005)
"I heard Mom say it's been on the market so long, it's been forgotten."
American Dad! (2005)
"We are going neither wild nor totally wild at a shelter."
American Dad! (2005)
"Tams, I gotta go. Yeah, the boss is being a real Catch U Next Tuesday."
American Dad! (2005)
"- That's LeRoy Neiman? - I thought he was black too."
American Dad! (2005)
"Then start refunding money, cos there won't be any fights tonight."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Who the hell is that? - He doesn't have a name."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I've been saving it for a couple just like you. - Soon we'll be more than a couple."
American Dad! (2005)
"Stop it. Stan, what are you doing? Leave my husband alone."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look. That bum's wife has to jump in and save him."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I can't buy a GameStation with this. - You know, when I was a boy, $5..."
American Dad! (2005)
"They've been exposed to a biological agent which will liquefy their internal organs."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Mind your own business. - Stop bickering. Time is precious."
American Dad! (2005)
"Kids, I've been tough on you, but only because I love you so very, very..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Now we'll never get a GameStation. - Au contraire, my dear Snot."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Wow. A whole five bucks. - Yeah, I need change."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You could do what she does. - You think?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Here's to Mom. She's finally cast off the shackles of domestic servitude"
American Dad! (2005)
"- So, you mean when you succeed, I succeed? - Exactly."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I did both. - You can just do it all, can't you?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Well, you're in a pickle here. - I agree. In a relationship, money is power."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Yes, sir. - I'm in."
American Dad! (2005)
"Dammit, I'm such a softie. There's gotta be a better way to put her out of business."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Excuse me. Are you Francine's boss? - Yes."
American Dad! (2005)
"We're not gonna car pool any more."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I'm gonna miss you guys. - How come she gets to live?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Soon as you're dead, I'm gonna redo this place."
American Dad! (2005)
"You clean, you cook, and once a week we lie together as husband and wife."
American Dad! (2005)
"- What's going on? - Congratulations, you're in real estate."
American Dad! (2005)
"Do you know what those two are?"
American Dad! (2005)
"And then we retire and live out our days playing video games."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You unionised the homeless? - Yup. This is the fighting bums local 302."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Smart play locking in on that low fixed rate. - Thank you."
American Dad! (2005)
"Fanny May."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You dope. Don't you get it? We're a team. - I know, and you're the owner. I get it."
American Dad! (2005)
"All right. I got stuff to do."
American Dad! (2005)
"We'll promenade around, delighting young and old with our banter."
American Dad! (2005)
"I did it, I sold my first house."
American Dad! (2005)
"They're just the movers. The new owners are Greg and Terry."
American Dad! (2005)
"I haven't even told you the best part. Look at my commission cheque."
American Dad! (2005)
"You know what's wrong about gayness? With two men, who has the vagina?"
American Dad! (2005)
"And that's just for one house."
American Dad! (2005)
"What am I thinking? This is the woman I love."
American Dad! (2005)
"You ruined everything. What are you doing here?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm Ms Smith's assistant. Can I get you something while you wait?"
American Dad! (2005)
"He stole my bum fights idea. He won't even give me a piece of the action."
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"I even put out some nice mixed nuts."
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"Dad, this is suicide. You're a weapons expert. When did you last fight hand-to-hand?"
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"Sure we can use this house for our shoot?"
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