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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - We Done Son (S02E02)

"Well, I would rather have no friends than too many."
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"You could stand to cut a few people off."
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"He's an idiot, and you guys shared a room in New Jersey"
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"for barely two months."
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"Those were a crazy two months, though."
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"We invented a vitamin and played tons of basketball."
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"Hi, Honey."
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"My mom asked me to return the things you left at our house."
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"Your mom's cutting me out of her life like I'm nothing to her."
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"I was told not to engage with you."
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"Okay."
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"I'll just give her back her things."
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"Chinese people take care of their possessions."
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"Be good to yourself, Honey."
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"I always liked you."
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"How did she look?"
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"Actually, she looked great. She jogs a lot."
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"Well, was anybody else there?"
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"Deidre? Carol-Joan?"
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"Was she having book club?"
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"I don't understand."
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"There is no such thing as a best friend."
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"That's just something Hello Kitty made up"
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"to sell more Hello Kitty."
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"Hey. Where you been?"
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"I haven't seen you in forever."
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"Babe, I just got to my locker."
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"Can I please just have two minutes to unwind?"
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"You seem tired."
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"Are you not getting enough sleep or eating enough protein?"
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"I just want to put away my math book,"
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"clean out the cheez-its from my bag,"
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"and say "what's up" to fat Joe."
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"You're cranky."
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"I'm working a lot, okay?"
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"I'm working... a bunch."
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"I didn't know that. Where are you working?"
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"- I can't tell you. - Why not?"
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"Well, mom, I can't tell you."
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"You know what?"
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"Rebecca!"
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"Wait, she was "Sister Act"-ing you?"
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"Oh, see, you get me, Louis."
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"- I do. - Which brings me to this."
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"Well, I'm trying to find investors."
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"And I figure, why not bring my boy Louis in"
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"ask me for money this time."
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"Louis, I'm not asking you for money."
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"I'm asking you to invest in a business."
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"Barry, we're sitting in a business I'm invested in."
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"Oh, in that case, I'll have the tomahawk chop, medium rare,"
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"grill lines on both sides, please."
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"Who are you talking to?"
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"Okay, so is this used goods thing a legitimate business?"
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"How many other investors are there?"
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"Um, there's a frenchman in New Delhi."
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"Yeah."
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"You and a frenchman in New Delhi."
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"And, surprise, Louis calls and Barry's flight is delayed."
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"Um, can we go to our room?"
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"We're halfway through a lite-brite clown."
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"Unless... You want to join us?"
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"No, no, you go ahead."
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"Just watching "Wheel" by yourself, huh?"
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"You know, even back in D.C.,"
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"Where are all your friends?"
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"_"
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"Why?"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Are you lonely?"
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"_"
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"_"
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"I decided to forgive you."
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"You dropped me without a second thought."
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"You sent your son to return my things."
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"And... and... and one thing's not even mine!"
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"What is this?"
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"Okay, fine."
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"We can do your mini quiches and bacon."
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"But no team-trust-falls workshop."
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"Jessica, I am tired of you not treating me like an equal."
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"We're done-zo."
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"You know I can't have that negative energy around Genesis."
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"Girl trouble."
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"Her birthday's on Saturday,"
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"and that's the only reason why I took this job..."
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"Why's everybody got to talk about what the necklace don't do?!"
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"Anyway, she might not even be my girlfriend anymore."
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"And when I do, I'm too tired."
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"And I can't tell her why because of your Oprah muzzle."
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"I know what you need... To chill."
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"Let's take a trip out to my greenhouse."
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"of rare and exotic orchids."
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"Do you smoke them?"
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"What?!"
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"No, I love 'em."
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"This is Beatrice."
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"O-kay?"
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"When I first started growing orchids,"
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"I thought they needed the most expensive soil and lights"
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"to blossom."
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"And they died."
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"That's when I realized that all they really needed"
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"was time and attention."
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"You don't need to get your girl a gift."
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"You need to give her your time."
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"Are any of these flowers boys, or are they all girls?"
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"Girls?"
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"These are women."
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"Turn the lights off!"
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"Are you hiding?"
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"Yes, from Barry."
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"He asked me for money. You were right about him."
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"Well, I was wrong about Honey."
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"Let me guess... she didn't accept your forgiveness?"
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"No, she didn't."
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"I walked in there, I acted like nothing happened,"
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"and I forgave her, and she didn't accept it."
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"Did you say you were sorry?"
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