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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - We Done Son (S02E02)

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"Bette Midler."
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"I'm excited!"
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"I know!"
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"We look hot."
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"oh, I was reading about these team-building workshops"
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"but I don't think we have the money"
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"Okay. That makes sense."
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"Oh, that's pronounced Madame Xing."
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"What?"
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"Now, how much extra was it to print these fliers in color?"
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"I don't know how to explain it to you"
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"if you can't get it from the title."
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"She tells fortunes."
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"No shame in being beat by a girl."
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"Saturday is her birthday."
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"What are you gonna get her?"
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"Ladies love haikus."
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"I've got something even classier in mind."
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"No, ma... Why you got to point out"
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"It's just a beautiful necklace."
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"How are you gonna pay for that?"
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"$5?!"
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"If you really need money, I saw a "help wanted" sign"
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"Well, I always like to keep an open mind."
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"I was like, "blech!""
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"You know what I'm saying?""
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"Ah, yes. The skeptic."
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"You have to ask Madame Xing a question"
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"that you want the answer to."
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"It's not good for your heart."
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"We're putting the house on the market next Tuesday, and I..."
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"and you do it, no questions asked?"
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"I value her opinion."
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"but mini quiches and a seminar are wasteful?"
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"Fatherhood ages you."
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"I'm tired."
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"All at the same cotton commercial."
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"It's the fabric of our lives, G."
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"Man, I can't wait to tell all my friends!"
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"So... I can't tell anyone I'm working for you?"
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"So, what do you want me to do?"
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"Babyproof the living room,"
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"R-remember how you grew that lustrous arm hair?"
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"It kept getting caught on my watch."
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"You're raising kings, Louis."
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"Well, your hands look soft and young, girl."
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"- Right? - Aw, come on."
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"Barry's ballin' now."
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"Barry, you shouldn't have."
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"Wow."
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"I can't forgive them."
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"You know, if you keep cutting people off,"
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"You haven't seen Barry in years."
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"You won't find anything."
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"We're in the cafeteria..."
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"I don't like you like this."
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"Who did?"
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"And she said, "there are no nuns here by that name.""
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"selling new and used goods at a flexible price?"
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"Yes."
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"Barry, I thought you weren't going to"
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"A viable business."
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"- This is your place? - Yes!"
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"Whoever's in charge of the chops."
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"Well, no one has committed per se,"
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"I never saw you with any friends."
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"Yes, you do."
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"So, you were saying?"
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"Earlier, you were saying something about"
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"Well, I don't forgive you."
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"You were dismissive of all of my ideas."
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"If I fall on somebody, I want them to die."
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"I can flip houses on my own."
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"It's okay."
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"Can you organize these booties, please?"
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"What's with the frown, B.?"
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"Extrapolate."
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"So I can get her this."
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"Welcome to my horticultural wonderland"
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"This is Citadelle. And this is Denise."
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"Look, I know you care about her."
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"Train?"
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"You're gonna miss out on an amazing business opportunity."
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"Dumb name!"
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"Is that DMX?"
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"I've been arranging "Ghetto Life" for the piccolo."
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"Now, this is exactly why Arby's is a shadow of its former self."
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"Bad news... you guys have black mold all through your attic."
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"Ah, I need to go on a diet."
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"I feel like a sausage in my jeans."
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"Please. I can't even tell you've had three kids."
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"You can't, right?"
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"No."
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"Oh, I was reading about this new cabbage-soup diet."
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"Oh!"
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"After some setbacks, we're ready to"
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"put our investment property on the market!"
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"- Yay! - Yes!"
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"for our open house on Tuesday."
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"We look like a band of nurses."
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"You know how people always have cookies at open houses?"
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"mini quiches and bacon instead."
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"Ah, but that sounds expensive."
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"You know what? Yeah, you're right."
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"Yeah, we'll just put that in the future file."
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"Yes."
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"And the next thing is,"
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"that companies do for morale and problem-solving..."
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"Honey, I appreciate your initiative,"
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"for nonessentials right now."
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"Then there's just one more item of business to discuss."
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"Um, I noticed in our monthly expenses,"
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"we spent $500 on something called "madame x-ing"?"
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"We need her. We can't sell the house without her."
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