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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - We Done Son (S02E02)

"You know I didn't."
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"Well, apologize to her."
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"Well, what would I even say?"
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"Uh, "I'm sorry"?"
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"You just need to show her your friendship matters."
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"Well, you need to show Barry his friendship doesn't."
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"I'm gonna cut him off."
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"I'm just thinking about how to do it."
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"Just rip off the band-aid."
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"I like to wet them for a few days"
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"and hopefully they just come off in the shower."
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"Get out. Come on."
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"L-train!"
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"I'm gonna need you to go on a Mayo run."
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"Barry, there's not gonna be a Mayo run."
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"I'm not giving you any money for your business,"
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"and you need to find somewhere else to stay."
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"How you gonna do me like that?"
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"We're friends, Louis!"
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"I don't think I'm gonna lose sleep over your garagesale.com."
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"For your information, it's called Ebay."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I actually wrote "Ghetto Life" on the piccolo."
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"You hear that, Genesis?"
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"Anything is possible."
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"Happy Birthday."
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"I'm sorry I've been such a jerk lately."
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"I've been trying to get you some stupid expensive necklace,"
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"but DMX helped me realize it's not about presents,"
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"it's about presence."
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"Oh, I'd rather have a necklace."
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"Psych!"
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"This is the best birthday gift I've ever gotten!"
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"Take care of Tomiko."
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"And that's how bagel mondays can turn into productive Tuesdays."
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"Okay, we're gonna shift gears a little bit"
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"and have some fun with some role-play improv exercises."
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"We call this jobprov,"
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"because success doesn't come with a script."
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"Okay, I need two volunteers to help us get started."
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"Yes, blonde lady in the front."
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"And..."
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"Oh, she's married, you perverts."
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"I volunteer."
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"Great."
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"you are a customer returning a walkman"
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"to a manager at circuit city."
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"And... Jobprov!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Showing you your friendship matters."
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"But you hate this stuff."
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"You think it's a waste of money."
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"But you don't."
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"And we're partners."
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"I'm sorry, Honey."
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"Hello Kitty was right."
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"There is such a thing as a best friend."
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"Hello Kitty."
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"Frog best friend Keroppi."
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"And... Scene."
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"Okay. That was terrible."
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"Really just the worst."
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"There was no walkman."
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"Even if there was, I don't know why she's returning it."
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"Apparently there are no doors at this circuit city,"
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"if that's even where we were, because nobody mentioned it."
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"And from an H.R. standpoint,"
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"a long interracial same-sex hug?"
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"I"
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"Once Jerry finishes installing the water heater,"
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"we will be all set for the open house."
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"Thank you for going back to the original list date."
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"No, you were right."
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"It would have been silly to wait three months."
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"Madame Xing doesn't know everything."
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"Okay, so, good news... Water heater fit perfectly."
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"- Black mold? - Oh, yeah."
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"And it is a serious health hazard."
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"I don't even want to be standing here, breathing this air."
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"Like, I need to get out."
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"Okay, but it is absolutely illegal"
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"for you to sell this house until you have it removed."
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"But how long will that take?"
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"About three months."
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"No way."
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"We just got Xing'd."
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"So I just picked these up from the printer"
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"She's my fortune teller."
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"like using the dishwasher as a drying rack,"
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"or not saying "please.""
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"Clever crafted word parties."
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"on the bulletin board at the country club."
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"It's tasty."
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"Okay."
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"but you're really just a sucker."
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"What is?"
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"Dark Man X!"
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"I hope the couch is gonna be okay."
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"You know what? Only in town for a few days."
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"You ready?"
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"One in particular."
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"Jessica."
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"Do you believe this, Evan?"
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"Oh, my God. You won't believe what Becca G. Just ate."
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"And for your information, she ate a spider."
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"Becca G.!"
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"Gonzalez!"
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"Remember that idea I had about"
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"Which is why I'm in town."
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"on the ground floor?"
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"I don't understand why he lets this guy take advantage of him."
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"_"
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"_"
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"a cabbage-soup diet?"
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"You were right."
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"Yo! Is that one of those necklaces that sing?"
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"You know I don't like to rip off band-aids."
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"Are we? What's my last name?"
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"Barry, I'm cutting you off."
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"And be sure to use fertilizer without urea."
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