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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - We Done Son (S02E02)

"S02E09 We Done Son"
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"Sorry, what is this fortune teller?"
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"Why is she on our payroll?"
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"I've never made an important decision in my life"
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"without consulting Madame Xing."
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"Should I marry Louis?"
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"Should I get matching bangs?"
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"Should I give up secretly wanting to be a ventriloquist?"
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"Madame Xing was right..."
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"The puppet theater boom never came."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I just can't wrap my head around"
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"us spending $500 a month on a fortune teller."
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"It's just part of our culture."
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"is something a lot of Chinese people do,"
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"Here it comes, Trent."
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"I'm secure like that."
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"Strike!"
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"We all know it's a strike, Brian!"
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"See you Saturday, Eddie."
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"not depress my woman."
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"Nice. Does it open, and can you put a little picture inside?"
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"what the necklace don't do?"
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"Oh, I got the loot."
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"I'm really good at saving."
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"Barry's coming?"
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"Only for a few days."
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"He's got business in Orlando."
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"I told you nobody wanted vitamin "L.""
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"Vitamin Luscious was before its time."
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"He's a leech, Louis."
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"Or a leech."
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"Well, he's not perfect, but he means well."
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"Remember, he brought you that nice basket of fruit"
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"the last time he visited?"
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"He gave me seven bananas in a babygap shopping bag."
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"Dad, can I start working at the restaurant again?"
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"Of course."
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"- And get paid?! - Nope."
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"With all the delays in your mom's investment property sale,"
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"Ooh, some ladies need assistance putting lotion on by the pool?"
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"It's a family new to the neighborhood,"
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"and they have a baby and need help around the house."
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"- Do I get to put l... - No. No ladies need lotion."
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"DMX?!"
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"I prefer to be called Earl when I'm holding my baby."
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"Honey, I can't wait for you to talk to Madame Xing yourself"
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"and see how important she is to our business."
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"Like the first time I heard about cream cheese,"
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"Now, I'm all, "mmm, mmm, mmm!"
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"Can I get some bagel with my cream cheese?"
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"Wei?"
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"Madame Xing, it's Jessica."
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"I'm here with my business partner, who I told you about."
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"Um, will the dolphins make the playoffs?"
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"You should stop watching football."
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"Heart disease runs in my family."
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"How did you know that?"
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"You just got Xing'd."
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"Okay, now that Honey believes, we can move on to business."
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"No. Don't put the house on the market for three months."
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"There's darkness that needs to be cleansed."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"And don't bet on the dolphins."
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"We need to change the open-house date on the fliers."
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"You can't be serious."
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"You heard Madame Xing."
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"but this fortune teller makes one crazy statement,"
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"And she values your money."
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"500 bucks a month so she can tell us about darkness,"
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"You think you're so smart, Jessica,"
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"Now allow me to be honest. It's over."
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"Everything... our friendship, the business, book club,"
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"the sandwich punch card we share... done-zo."
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"Oh my god."
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"Dmx!"
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"You look older in person."
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"Emotional."
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"Crying. Yelling!"
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"Sorry, little man."
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"I can't have you blowing up my spot."
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"I'm gonna need you to sign and initial"
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"It's the same one Oprah used on Stedman."
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"- Nope. - Oh."
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"blend some peas for Genesis,"
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"and make sure to put lavender drops in her cloth diapers."
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"'Cause I ain't trying to leave some big-ass carbon footprint."
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"Aw, are you kidding me, man?"
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"We shared a twin futon when we roomed up in Jersey."
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"Remember that? Trying to put a new vitamin out there."
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"Testing it on ourselves."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Eddie, how you doing?!"
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"- I'm Emery. - It's Uncle Barry."
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"I've never seen you before."
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"I wasn't born when you were my dad's friend."
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"You're raising kings."
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"Lady J!"
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"We're not giving you any money, Barry."
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"She's kidding."
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"She knows you're not here to ask for money."
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"I sell new and used goods"
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"at a flexible price for people worldwide."
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"Good for you."
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"Then I'll be out of your hair in no time."
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"But as a token of my appreciation..."
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"It's a wooden elephant from Bhutan."
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"Babar was based on him."
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"Babar was a French elephant who went on adventures."
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"He we... he went to jail, went to Hawaii."
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"All those places."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I cut Honey off. It's over."
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"You know how I get when somebody crosses the line."
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"You probably don't even remember why you cut these people off."
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"That one went off-registry."
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"That one tried to upstage me with her hairdo."
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"And that one married a man wealthier than you."
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"Why do you even still have this photo?"
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"Because I look amazing."
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