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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Lifetime Supply (S03E03)

""First place, bass-catcher spring fish-off."
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"Missouri North Division.""
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"Two-day total of 10 small-mouth bass ..."
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"weighing 34.24 pounds,"
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"with a four-and-a-half pound kicker. Boom."
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"So you beat all the other boys aged 12 through 17?"
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"Mm-hmm. Sure did. Wow."
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"Look at our trophies up there."
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"We're a couple of winners, aren't we?"
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"Are we?"
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"Claire? Where are all my razor blades?"
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"- They're not in that box? - No."
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"- I guess they're gone. - They can't be gone."
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"In my 20s, I went on a game show and won a lifetime supply of razor blades."
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"Okay, Phil, time is up. What is your answer?"
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"3.14159."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Phil."
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"The correct answer is "banana cream." Banana cream."
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"Banana cream. Well, you got me there, Chip."
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"But you're not leaving empty-handed."
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"No, you're going home with a lifetime supply of Genesis twin-blade razors."
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"What? Two blades in one razor?"
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"Man, it'll never get better than that!"
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"You must have used 'em all up. They said a lifetime supply."
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"Honey, you got 15 years of free razor blades."
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"Put that in the "win" column and move on."
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"Mom, is it okay if my friend Walt comes over ..."
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"that one of your best friends is an 80-year-old man? No."
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"It makes it more fun because he was in a real war."
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"He says cool things like, "See ya in hell, Klaus.""
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"I don't even know what that means."
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"Oh, hey, Dad. Some doctor called for you."
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"Dr. Sendroff? Yeah, that's it."
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"You were in the shower. What did he say?"
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"He wants you to call him right away."
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"Oh, well. See ya in hell, Klaus."
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"What's wrong?"
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"He said he'd call if something was wrong, and now he's calling."
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"Hi. This is Phil Dunphy."
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"I'm returning Dr. Sendroff's call."
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"Are you serious?"
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"What? He's on a flight to London."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"Please, just tell him it's urgent."
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"Thank you."
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"- Oh, boy. - Honey, I'm sure it's nothing."
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"Claire, I'm tender under my arm."
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"Maybe Luke hit you with his broomstick when you guys were playing quidditch."
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"I'm way too fast. He never touched me."
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"I can assure you, you are perfectly fine."
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"That's very comforting, coming from a marketing major at a party school."
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"I like the number four horse."
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"He loves this track. His dad won the Preakness."
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"Last three finishes were in the money."
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"I like Miranda's Miracle. Why?"
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"There's this girl, Miranda, in my class, and she's really pretty."
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"And if she liked me back, it'll be a miracle."
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"Would you bet two dollars on that one for me, Jay?"
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"Sure, but you're throwing your money away. You both are."
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"The winner of the race will be number seven, My Hometown."
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"Number seven."
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"Well, he's carrying three extra pounds and he hates the distance."
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"Those are just words on a page."
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"I look the horse in the eye,"
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"and he tells me he is the winner. Tells you, huh?"
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"Perhaps this will sound crazy to you- No need for the qualifier."
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"But I have always been able to see into the soul of a horse."
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"Just like I always end up on the shortest line at the bank."
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"Maybe I should bet on your horse."
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"Are you kidding me? These aren't just words."
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"They give you all this information ..."
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"so you can make an informed decision and beat the odds."
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"Yes, of course, and this is why everybody with a racing form is rich."
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"Now come on. It's time to place our bets."
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"What's it gonna be, Manny?"
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"Two dollars on My Hometown. You really think he's going to win?"
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"Well, I only know what he tells me with his eyes."
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"I was a horse."
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"Or part of a horse."
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"Hey. Alex called. She left her cell phone here. She's gonna come back and get it."
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"Cam, did you do something to your fish trophy? Oh, yeah."
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"Now it looks like the fish is jumping out of the water."
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"Yeah. Right over mine."
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"You know, just because mine's a little taller than yours ..."
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"doesn't make yours any less important."
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"Oh, no. That's not what I was feeling."
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"Not even a little bit."
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"Oh, my God, you don't like that I put my trophy up."
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"I just think it's a little weird that immediately after I win a trophy,"
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"you feel the need to dig this thing up and plop it down next to mine."
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"I'll have you know that I've wanted to display this for quite some time,"
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"but I put it in a box in the garage with all my other awards-"
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"yes, awards-"
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"out of courtesy to a sadly award-less you."
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"It looks ridiculous."
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"Mine is a distinguished professional award given to me by my peers,"
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"and yours was given to you on a pier."
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"Okay. For your information, when I won this, it was a very big deal."
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"I cut a ribbon at the grocery store and signed autographs."
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"Oh, you know what? I just remembered."
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"Mine comes with a really fun pedestal too."
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"Ohh! Look at that."
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"Oh, and proper hierarchy is restored. Mm-hmm."
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"Unless you suddenly remember that your fish came with a top hat."
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"This award has changed you, Mitchell."
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"You may be flying high now, but pretty soon ..."
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"you're gonna be free fallin', Tom Petty."
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"Because you're petty."
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"Tom Petty. Hmm? Get it?"
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"About three sentences ago."
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"Hola, Haley."
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"Hi, Gloria. Thanks for comin' over."
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"En espafiol, par favor."
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"Uh, hola, Gloria."
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"Gracias for comin' over."
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"No, the whole thing."
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"I don't know the whole thing. Why do I even need to learn Spanish?"
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"I live in California. I'm never gonna use it."
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"That's the problem with Americans."
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"They expect all of us to know their language,"
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