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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Lifetime Supply (S03E03)

"Thank you, but it's hardly an Oscar."
Modern Family (2009)
"How was Lily? I hope you weren't too bored."
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"It's the whole reason I asked you to teach me to golf."
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"Once, when Manny was six, Javier took him to the Petting Zoo,"
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"to play Rebel Fighters 3?"
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"I don't know. He ran a few tests on me yesterday."
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"Is there any way I can reach him or, uh, someone else I can talk to?"
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"It is a gift, and I do not question it."
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"Don't ask me why, but maybe in some previous life ..."
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"I forgot about this fun middle part."
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"Do I sense something, Mitchell?"
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""Best fishes, Cameron Tucker.""
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"Okay. Well, you know what?"
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"I'm going to go get Lily from her party and go to the park. Okay."
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"Oh, gee. You know what? Make it 300."
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"You're a beautiful, intelligent woman,"
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"Yeah, when I woke up this morning, that's where I found it."
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"Okay."
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"Sorry. I can't concentrate with my dad staring at me."
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"Uh! Oh, great. Now I'm dead."
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"You ever think about death?"
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"You're gonna be fine."
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"followed by Brad's Wax Jacket-"
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"Yes! I knew it!"
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"I may need some help carrying my winnings."
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"Possible infraction. Usually it's nothing. I'm sure-"
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"What? The winner is number six, Brad's Wax Jacket."
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"Ah. You see?"
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"No, I get it. Nobody likes to lose at the races, hmm?"
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"But now Manny and I, we got our own thing."
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"I said that he was getting bad news. Shh."
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"Stop staring."
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"So how's the family? Great."
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"Kids are gettin' so big. Haley's about to go off-"
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"You can stop holding your stomach in. to college."
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"You still exercising?"
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"Clearly."
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"I look at a Clint Eastwood or a Chuck Norris ..."
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"and I think, "There's no reason I can't stay tough like"-"
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"Oh, tickles."
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"But- Ow."
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"That hurt? No. Not-"
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"Ow."
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"Hmm. What?"
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"It's probably nothing. You feeling okay?"
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"Yeah. Maybe we'll just run a couple of tests just to be safe."
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"What kind of tests? If there's anything wrong, I'll give you a call."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"So, how's the real estate market doing?"
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"Well, interest rates are low, so it's a great time to be a buyer,"
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"but if you're a seller, you really have to-"
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"Bend over. True, but a quality property is still-"
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"No, no, no. I need you to bend over."
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"On. Right."
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"Well, let's dim the lights, crank up the Norah Jones and get this over with."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, hey, how'd it go?"
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"Amazing. I was so proud of him."
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"Oh, thanks, honey. I'm kinda proud of me too."
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"Look at what they gave me."
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""California State Bar Association Award ..."
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"for distinguished service in the field of environmental law.""
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"Wow. You should have seen it."
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"They called his name. He went up on stage. He gave a great speech."
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"It was humble, inspirational, with a touch of dry humor at the end."
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"It was very Colin Firth. Oh, Cam."
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"In the environmental law community, it kind of is an Oscar."
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"Oh, please. Are you kidding me?"
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"I love talking to her. She knows more words than Haley."
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"Oh, that looks great up there."
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"How impressed are you with your uncle right now?"
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"So impressed."
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"I didn't want to ruin their moment by telling them how many awards I've gotten,"
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"but let's just say I don't get out of bed for a trophy that size."
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"Darn it!"
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"I'm trying to send an e-mail. This mouse keeps sticking."
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"Pretty big reaction. it's]0 bucks, tops."
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"You just reminded me about my dream last night."
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"I was in the middle of a meadow, coming down a staircase."
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"Then suddenly a black mouse showed up."
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"He stopped, stared at me in the eyes ..."
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"and opened his little mouth."
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"What'd it say?"
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"What did he say, Jay? He was a mouse. They don't know how to talk."
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"Now you're playing logic police? You're standing on a staircase in a meadow?"
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"In my country, when somebody dreams about a black mouse,"
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"it means that something bad is going to happen. Ah, don't worry about it."
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"I dreamt about a lucky blue cow. We're good to go."
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"Hey, Jay, this is what I'm wearing for golfing tomorrow."
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"Wanted to give you a heads up in case there's some overlap."
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"- What are you going for here? - Matt Damon in Bagger Vance. You didn't get that?"
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"I did. I think you look just like him."
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"Any sport where you can wear this, I'm in."
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"Who is that? It's]0:00 at night."
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"I'll get it. Hold on, Gatsby."
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"Hola. it's Javier. Open up!"
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"Dad!"
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"There's your black mouse."
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"Hola, Javier. What are you doing in town?"
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"I missed Manny's birthday. Plus, I have a free week."
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"You're staying a week? Make that go away."
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"So, Manny, tomorrow, in honor of you becoming a man,"
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"I am taking you to the racetrack to enjoy the sport of kings."
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"That's so cool!"
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"Actually, Manny and I have plans to play golf tomorrow."
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"Golfing? Psht! That is for old men and for women who like women."
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"Come on. Your dad is in town. Let's go to the races."
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"- Yeah! Can we all go? - Ay, no, baby, I can't."
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"I promised Haley that I was gonna help her with her Spanish."
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"But Jay's going to go with you. What?"
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"I'm not gonna let Manny take off with Javier by himself."
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"which later I found out that was the name of the stripper club."
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"A real petting zoo would have been cleaner."
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"But I was looking forward to- You're going."
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"That I don't miss."
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"Would you look at that."
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"Oh. Yeah, you know, I never saw us as "trophy on the mantel" people,"
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"but yours looks so gosh darn good up there,"
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"I figured, why not be proud of what we've done?"
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"Yeah."
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