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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Lifetime Supply (S03E03)

"but they don't even make the effort to learn ours."
Modern Family (2009)
"Win a war some time. Then we'll start talking like you."
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"Huh! So wrong."
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"- Oh. Hey, Gloria. - Hi, Phil. How are you?"
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"- I wish I knew. - Why? What's wrong?"
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"Oh, I don't want to bum you out."
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"My doctor did some tests and said he'd call if something was wrong,"
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"and he called this morning."
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"What did he say? I don't know. I missed the call. Now I can't reach him."
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"The black mouse."
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"What? In my dream. It was a bad omen."
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"But probably not for you."
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"The staircase!"
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"No, no, no. You're fine, you're fine."
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"Am I? Get this."
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"Fifteen years ago, I won a lifetime supply of razor blades."
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"They ran out ... today."
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"What's with the spitting? Are you warding off death?"
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"No. When I did-"
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"I think I suck in a little bug."
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"Sixteen for the first race,"
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"ten from the second race, plus 34."
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"Sixty dollars! You're a genius, Dad."
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"Well, I cannot take all the credit."
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"It is a particularly chatty group of horses today."
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"I love gambling! it's so easy."
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"It's not easy. Well, not for you."
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"I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. This is all so heady."
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"Fifty dollars on Little Bacon to win."
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"Yeah, uy."
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"- What? What ooh-ee? - There is something not right about that horse."
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"I think I saw it too. You didn't see anything."
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"This horse is a heavy favorite. The rest of the pack couldn't beat a merry-go-round."
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"- I'm stickin' with Little Bacon. - It's your funeral."
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"Who are we goin' with, Dad? Nobody in this race, papito."
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"It was quiet down there in the paddock just now. Too quiet."
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"Oh, my."
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"I'm tellin' you, kid, this is the one."
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"And you know how I know?"
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"'Cause it said-"
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"They don't talk like that."
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""Maria bought a beautiful white dress for her wedding.""
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"Um-"
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"un hermoso vestido bianco para su-"
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"I- I'm sorry."
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"I cannot concentrate with him here."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Just taking it all in."
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"and don't you ever forget it."
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"Wow. He is so weird sometimes."
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"No, he's not weird!"
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"He's a saint, and you will miss him when he's gone!"
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"One day."
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"Hey, Uncle Mitchell. Hey."
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"Your, uh, phone's on the table."
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"- Uh, what's that? - Oh, Cam's old fishing trophy."
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"- Right after you got yours? - Thank you!"
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"Oh, my God. Welcome to my world."
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"Last week, I got this beautiful plaque from the debate team ..."
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"for outstanding achievement, and what did my morn do?"
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"She found one of Luke's participant ribbons ..."
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"and a certificate Haley got for showing up somewhere on time ..."
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"and put all three of them together on the same shelf."
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"It's, like, so unfair."
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"I was so glad I talked to Alex ..."
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"because she agreed with every single thing I was feeling,"
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"which made me realize that I was acting like a 14-year-old girl."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Aaah!"
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"Come on, kid."
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"I just lost an arm because of you. Now get your head in the game."
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"I just love you so much."
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"I hope he's talkin' to you."
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"I'm going to the bathroom."
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"You know, they say that happens."
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"Hey, Walt."
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"I'm 85. Death is my roommate."
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"I got a call from the doctor."
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"There's a 60% chance I'm gonna die."
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"Ha! Doctors. Said I'd be dead 10 years ago."
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"Look at me. I'm healthy as a-"
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"Oh. Gotta go change my tank."
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"- Phil, you gotta let this go. - I'm sorry, Claire."
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"I don't know how to react when I find out ..."
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"there's a 70% chance I'm gonna die."
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"Honey. Listen to me."
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"You really think so? I know so."
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"Claire's my rock."
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"You know when you're on a plane and there's turbulence,"
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"you look at the flight attendants,"
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"and if they're still smiling and serving drinks,"
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"you know everything's gonna be okay?"
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"That's Claire."
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"I could also picture her as a cop."
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"... and into the final furlong, it's Little Bacon,"
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"Go, Little Bacon! Go, Little Bacon!"
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"You got this. You got this."
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"- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! - And the winner is number nine, Little Bacon."
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"You see that, Manny? Dumb luck always runs out."
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"not have it in the clouds like Dr. Dolittle there, you'll do okay."
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"Guess you should've listened to Jay on this one, Dad."
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"You got that right. You should have listened to Jay."
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"I'll tell you somethin' else."
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"You can't even look in their eyes at the same time. One's here and one's here."
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"Come on, let's go to the window, kid."
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"Oh, wait."
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"Jay, look. Huh?"
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"Inquiry."
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"What's that? It is when a horse has committed an infraction."
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"The number nine horse, Little Bacon,"
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"has been disqualified for interference."
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"The eyes-"
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"they do not lie."
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"Tough break, Jay."
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"Here."
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"Little something for gas."
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"Cam was right. I was being petty."
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"So I found his box of old trophies,"
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"and! decided to surprise him by having them on the mantel when he got home."
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"Well, I was the one who was surprised."
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"I had no idea how many trophies he had."
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